Don't play yourself, watch others play. In fact, watch the CPU as it plays against itself in Spectate Mode. Do that 10 times and you've got yourself an achievement!
As so many games nowadays are "pay to win" (or "free to pay"), we couldn't stay behind. Therefore, to win this achievement you've got to cough up those hard earned buckazoids and toss them our greedy way. There there, now that's a good customer.
That's right. Get the paid version of Contranoid and picture us swim in our Money Bin.