DeathSpank: Thongs Of Virtue

Story Related. Wortten is a plot antagonist located in Wortten's Factory, NW of World Map. Upon entering the factory you'll be greeted by a receptionist who points out you need to have an Employee ID card before you can meet Wortten. There are 3 quests involved in getting an ID card:

1. Learn the company Birthday Song
2. Pass a Drug Test
3. Find a T.G.I.W uniform

Walkthrough

First we need to learn the Birthday Song by getting someone to sing it to us first. Outside the Haunted Crotch bar in Strumfuguel, you will find newspapers clippings on a board. Pick one up and read them through your inventory. Note the month (Febtober, Octember, Marple or Steve ).. Head back to the library in Le Beaux Kuckelle and get a library card with YOUR NAME (Deathspank) and when asked for your birthday, choose the option that matches the MONTH earlier shown on the newspaper clipping. Return to Strumfuquel, find the Taco Vendor and request for the Taco Birthday Special and she’ll sing the song for you. Memorize the lyrics as you’ll be asked to sing it later.

Before continuing, make sure to speak to Grimtub in the Haunted Crotch to get his quest to retrieve his Liquor License (required for "Raise Your Mast" trophy) from Wortten. Go back to the factory and enter the door to the right of Receptionist, which leads to the Inner Factory.

Kill Orque Ninjas you encounter and obtain at least 6 Torn Vests. Press to bring up the map and head towards the Infirmary on the bottom right. Enter and you’ll find a Drug Test Urinal which you can interact to give you the Successful Drug Test Papers. Bring up the map again and this time head towards the Breakroom north of your position. Check the bulletin board in the background to obtain an Untorn Vest.

Now head back out to the Receptionist. Go into your inventory and USE the Torn Vests, which will produce 6 Flairs. Combine these Flairs with the Untorn Vest to form the T.G.I.W uniform and equip it. Talk to the Receptionist and go through the conversation. If you forgot the birthday song, here it is below; the numbers indicate which option in the list of responses.

" Another year has gone, since you were just a spawn " (2)
" You’re really getting old, if we may be so bold " (2)
" But please don’t feel so bad, you don’t have to be so sad " (1)
" Come on have some cake, it’s better than fried snake " (4)

Note: The birthday song may differ from the above according to what some people have experienced.

Head back into the factory and enter the room in the North-east. There will be a series of traps and gimmicks that you will need to traverse but none are too hard. I suggest using a gun to kill the flame-throwers during the section with heating floor panels. Thereafter, you’ll see a series of floor tiles with foods icons on them. You need to step on the middle tile, top tile, middle tile to make it across safely or take some pain otherwise.

Approach Wortten in the middle of the room and next up is a cooking competition. Speak to the Judges on top first. He will start talking in Japanese. Go back out all the way to the World Map. Teleport to the library in Beaux Kuckelle and check the first shelf to find a book "Learn the Japanese Language". Checkout the book and you'll achieve the trophy "Konichiwa". Return to the factory and speak to the panel of judges on top and you'll be able to decipher what he is saying, which is basically the ingredients he likes.

Ingredients: Bison, Artichoke, Potato (the list may vary)

Getting the above right or wrong doesn't matter, as it only affects a bunch of ninjas appearing and attacking either you or Wortten. Regardless you can dispatch them with ease or focus on Wortten. She is very vulnerable to physical attacks and the critical potion does wonders here where I beat her in practically under 5 seconds. She drops the Liquor License as well. A warp exit appears that will take you back to the receptionist.