Saints Row: The Third Remastered

Saints Row: The Third Remastered

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Your Backseat Smells Funny

Your Backseat Smells Funny

Complete all instances of Escort.

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How to unlock the Your Backseat Smells Funny achievement in Saints Row: The Third Remastered - Definitive Guide

This one's pretty straight forward, but as a recommendation, the "Hard" Escort mission up near the airport is very glitchy and brutal; consider leaving all activities in the airport district and buying them with the City Takeover perk.
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23 May 2020 15:51

Total instances: 6
Statistics: Page 6
Icon: Heart (If the icon is grayish, it means you’ve completed that instance.)

Driving a tiger around.
When driving with the tiger next to you, you need to keep your speed up to keep the tigers anger low. Just keep driving until the courage bar is filled. Be careful though, the tiger randomly attacks you, which causes you to lose control of your car for a moment. Stay away from the animal activists (dots with circles on the minimap), else the tigers rage will increase rapidly. If the tiger is at full rage, do a 1 second powerslide (hold Cross18x18.png) to calm it.

Driving a client around.
When picking up a client, you need to keep driving until the pleasure bar is filled. The footage bar doesn’t matter. While driving, keep away from news vans, marked with a red triangle on the minimap. When you’re in the circle of the news van, the pleasure bar will stop to fill. Sometimes, your client will also ask you to complete a few tasks, such as powersliding, killing someone, damaging other cars, going to a brothel.

See the ‘Complete all City Takeover’ trophies for all the activities per district. If you can’t find an activity, you either need to complete more of the same activity, or check the map for a blue icon with a ‘?’, which is a hidden activity.
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Instances: 3 Escort, 3 Tiger Escort

There are two variations of this activity: either you're chauffeuring around a prostitute who is doing her job in the backseat or you're chauffeuring around an angry tiger. Either way your goal is to stay away from the pursuing news/animal control vans to avoid filling the Footage/Rage Meter, while slowly filling the Pleasure/Courage Meter.

In the prostitute variation you will also be asked to perform a variety of other tasks such as powerslides, near misses, driving into oncoming traffic, etc. You may also be asked to kill someone, in which case you should run them over and not shoot them, because shooting them will lower the Pleasure Meter. The meter stops going up until these extra tasks are performed.

In the tiger variation you will have to maintain speed and avoid hitting things, and that's basically it. Going slow angers the tiger as does hitting things, which will cause the tiger to swipe at you causing you to temporarily lose control of the vehicle. You can perform a powerslide to calm him down as well.

Instances: 3 Escort, 3 Tiger Escort

There are two variations of this activity: either you're chauffeuring around a prostitute who is doing her job in the backseat or you're chauffeuring around an angry tiger. Either way your goal is to stay away from the pursuing news/animal control vans to avoid filling the Footage/Rage Meter, while slowly filling the Pleasure/Courage Meter.

In the prostitute variation you will also be asked to perform a variety of other tasks such as powerslides, near misses, driving into oncoming traffic, etc. You may also be asked to kill someone, in which case you should run them over and not shoot them, because shooting them will lower the Pleasure Meter. The meter stops going up until these extra tasks are performed.

In the tiger variation you will have to maintain speed and avoid hitting things, and that's basically it. Going slow angers the tiger as does hitting things, which will cause the tiger to swipe at you causing you to temporarily lose control of the vehicle. You can perform a powerslide to calm him down as well.

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Don't take grandma into the car, she's cursed and brings bad luck.
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24 Jul 2013 11:17

When you perform the "Tiger Escort", be prepared for the tiger to hit the driver with its paw and this will cause the car to jerk to the left or right.
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21 Dec 2013 14:48

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I'll add a little. When you see that the tiger raises its paw to strike, do not accelerate. So the car is more or less controllable.
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By Aleksizh on 28 Jul 2017 11:59