The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition
12 Achievements
4-5h
Sharp Tongue
Learn all of the insults from the pirates.
11.5%
How to unlock the Sharp Tongue achievement in The Secret of Monkey Island: Special Edition - Definitive Guide
You won't be able to reply straight away as you have to learn the comebacks. So wait for them to say it and if you don't have a come back pick something random. You are not penalized for loosing battles.
Insult:This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Insult:Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Comeback:First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
Insult:My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Insult:People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Insult:I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.
Insult:You make me want to puke.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.
Insult:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?
Insult:You fight like a dairy farmer.
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Insult:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?
Insult:I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Insult:You have the manners of a beggar.
Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Insult:I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Each time you learn a new insult write it down and then use it until you get the right comeback. If you don't get the right comeback from the pirate you will have to say it again next time you fight. Rince and repeat until you have heard all of them. The hardest one I had was the apes one and I have to wait for 5 more battles after learning the others before it was even mentioned.
Once you have got the last INSULT the achievement will pop but make sure you learn the comeback for your battle with the sword master :D
Insulte Pirate: Tu peux encore prendre tes jambes à ton cou!
Réponse: Rien à faire, je te tiendrai tête jusqu'au bout!
Insulte Pirate: Sous peu je vais t'embrocher avec mon épée !
Reine du Sabre: Ma langue est plus pointue que n'importe quelle épée.
Réponse: D'abord arrête de la brandir comme un plumeau.
Insulte Pirate: Bave pas comme ça, ton épée va déraper!
Reine du Sabre: Arrête d'ouvrir la bouche, j'ai le vertige!
Réponse: Je vais te la fermer une fois pour toutes.
Insulte Pirate: Les gens tombent comme des mouches quand j'arrive.
Reine du Sabre: Je vois souvent les gens comme toi ivres dans le caniveau.
Reine du Sabre: Mes ennemis les plus endurcis s'enfuient en me voyant!
Réponse: Avant MEME de sentir ton haleine?
Insulte Pirate: J'avais un chien qui était plus intelligent que toi.
Reine du Sabre: J'avais un singe qui te ressemblait.
Réponse: Il a dû t'apprendre tout ce que tu sais.
Insulte Pirate: Tu peux pas te payer des pantalons plus longs.
Reine du Sabre: Tu as des cuisses de grenouille.
Réponse: J'ai gagné le concours de beaux mollets musclés.
Insulte Pirate: Ca se voit que l'alcool t'a imbibé le cerveau.
Reine du Sabre: Si tu crois me vaincre en titubant.
Réponse: Je bois pour pouvoir tolérer les gens comme toi.
Insulte Pirate: Tu te bats comme un boeuf!
Reine du Sabre: Je vais te faire ruminer tes insultes, sale bovin!
Réponse: Et toi tu te bats comme une vache!
Insulte Pirate: Ta voix n'a pas encore muée!
Reine du Sabre: T'as une angine ou tu parles toujours comme ça.
Réponse: Excuse-moi, mais j'ai fait un tube l'été dernier.
Insulte Pirate: Tu portes encore des couches?
Reine du Sabre: Tu n'aurais pas du tremper dans cette histoire.
Réponse: Pour être marin, il faut savoir se mouiller!
Insulte Pirate: Alors, tu bafouilles quand tu parles aux femmes.
Reine du Sabre: La séduction n'est pas ton fort!
Réponse: Les femmes se battent pour s'approcher de moi.
Insulte Pirate: Tu ne peux pas comparer ton esprit au mien, pauvre idiot.
Reine du Sabre: Tu ne pourras jamais te mesurer à mon courage.
Réponse: Si tu l'utilises, je vais vraiment avoir peur.
Insulte Pirate: Tu te comportes comme un mendiant.
Reine du Sabre: Tout tes mots sont idiots.
Réponse: J'essayais de me mettre à ton niveau.
Insulte Pirate: Ja vais t'aider à te raser!
Reine du Sabre: Tu as besoin d'être repeigné!
Réponse: Laisse tomber j'ai déjà fait ma toilette!
Insulte Pirate: Je ne trouve pas de mots pour exprimer mon dégoût.
Reine du Sabre: Tu réveilles en moi un mépris inexprimable.
Réponse: Je peux t'aider à trouver les mots si tu veux.
Insulte Pirate: J'ai parlé à des singes qui étaient plus polis que toi.
Reine du Sabre: Maintenant je connais la corruption et la stupidité.
Réponse: Je vois que tu as passé du temps chez tes parents.
Bye Bye
Groqik
Also, I'm not sure if the type of pirate you fight have different insults, but trying switching that up as well. Only took me about 10-15 minutes.
Für den Erfolg muss man alle Beleidigungen erlernen.
Nachdem ein Pirat sie gegen Dich eingesetzt hat, musst Du sie selbst verwenden und der Pirat muss die passende Antwort (Konter) geben.
Hat man alle Konter gehört bekommt man den Erfolg.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Willst du hören, wie ich 3 Männer zugleich besiegte?
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Soll ich dir jetzt eine Nachhilfestunde geben?
Konter: Willst du mich mit deinem Geschwafel ermüden?
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Mein Schwert wird dich Durchbohren wie ein Schaschlick!
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Mein Schwert wird dich in tausend Stücke schneiden.
Konter: Dann mach nicht damit rum wie mit einem Staubwedel.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Mit einem Taschentuch werde ich dein Blut aufwischen!
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Mein Name ist in jeder dreckigen Ecke gefürchtet.
Konter: Also hast du doch den Job als Putzer gekriegt.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Menschen fallen mir zu Füßen, wenn ich komme.
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Kluge Gegner rennen weg, sobald sie mich sehen.
Konter: Auch bevor sie deinen Atem riechen?
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Ich hatte mal einen Hund, der war klüger als du.
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Ich habe nur einmal einen Feigling wie dich getroffen.
Konter: Er muß dir das Fechten beigebracht haben.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: An deiner Stelle würde ich zur Landratte werden!
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Sind alle Männer so? Dann heirate ich ein Schwein.
Konter: Hattest du das nicht vor kurzem getan?
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Niemand wird mich verlieren sehen, du auch nicht!
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Niemand wird sehen, daß ich so schlecht kämpfe wie du.
Konter: Du kannst SO schnell davon laufen?
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Du kämpfst wie ein dummer Bauer!
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Ich werde jeden Tropfen Blut aus deinem Körper melken.
Konter: Wie passend. Du kämpfst wie eine Kuh.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Meine Narbe im Gesicht stammt aus einem harten Kampf!
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Nach jedem Kampf war meine Hand blutüberströmt.
Konter: Aha, mal wieder in der Nase gebohrt, wie?
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Trägst du immer noch Windeln?
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Hast du eine Idee, wie du hier lebend davonkommst?
Konter: Wieso, die könntest DU viel eher gebrauchen!
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Jeder hier kennt dich doch als unerfahrenen Dummkopf!
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Überall in der Karibik kennt man meine Klinge.
Konter: Zu Schade, daß DICH überhaupt niemand kennt.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Du bist kein echter Gegner für mein geschultes Hirn!
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Nur ich habe das Geschick eines echten Meisters.
Konter: Vielleicht solltest du es endlich mal benutzen?
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Du hast die Manieren eines Bettlers.
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Alles, was du sagst ist dumm.
Konter: Ich wollte, daß du dich wie zuhause fühlst.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Dein Schwert hat schon bessere Zeiten gesehen.
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Dein verborgenes Schwert wird mich nicht berühren.
Konter: Und du wirst deine rostige Klinge nie wieder sehen.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Keine Worte beschreiben deine Hässlichkeit.
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Jetzt gibt es keine Finten mehr, die dir helfen.
Konter: Doch, doch, du hast sie nur nie gelernt.
Beleidigungen der Piraten: Ich kenne einige Affen, die haben mehr drauf als du.
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Jetzt weiß ich, wie dumm und verkommen man sein kann.
Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters: Leute wie dich sehe ich sonst betrunken in der Gosse.
Konter: Aha du warst also beim letzten Familientreffen.
Die „Beleidigungen des Schwertmeisters“ werden für den Erfolg NICHT benötigt.
Zum weiter kommen kann man sie trotzdem gebrauchen. ;)
I best advise that when you are learning insults to go see the Sword Master just to knock it through and get this done. I thought that there would be some more of this fighting with words when I got to Monkey Island and I could finish the achievement there... but no... this must be done on Melee Island after you have collected the sword and shovel from the shopkeeper and you go out on the roads and meet pirates.
After the Governor has been kidnapped the pirates will leave the island so you cannot engage in the "Battle of Wits" as the Princess Bride would like to call it.
Hope this helps some of you
Generally just waiting around and doing lots of fights and you will get them all
http://monkeyisland.wikia.com/wiki/Insult_Sword_Fighting
(Missable)
During the Three Trials section of the game, Guybrush will visit Captain Smirk and learn the art of pirate fighting. As they spar, Smirk will teach you the first two pirate insults to use. Once Guybrush has learned these beginning insults, you should place him in a highly trafficked area on the map (the intersection to the left of the "fork" seems to be the best place to initiate a fight). Once an encounter is started, have Guybrush threaten the pirate by saying, "My name is Guybrush Threepwood, Prepare to Die!" This will be your chance to pick the insults you already have learned, in order to hear the correct responses from the pirates as well as giving you the chance to use the correct responses on the insults they say to you.
At times, the pirates will not give you the correct response and will use a neutral response like, "Oh yeah?" or "I'm rubber, you're glue!" In these instances you will need to use the insult on another pirate in order to learn the correct response. The trickiest and most time consuming thing can be waiting for the last one or two insults to be used by a pirate. I found that once you get down to the last remaining insults to be unlocked, it is best to have Guybrush use the top insults on his turn and use an incorrect response to every insult in order to give each pirate more chances at unlocking the insults you are needing.
The trophy will unlock once you learn the 16th insult. Here is the list in order of how they will appear in your text list:
Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Response: And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Response: First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Response: So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Insult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Response: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
Response: He must have taught you everything you know.
Insult: You make me want to puke.
Response: You make me think somebody already did.
Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Response: You run THAT fast?
Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer.
Response: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Insult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Response: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Response: Why, did you want to borrow one?
Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Response: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
Insult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Response: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Insult: You have the manners of a beggar.
Response: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Response: Your haemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Response: Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
Response: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
These insults serve a second purpose as well, as the responses are needed to fight the Sword Master. She will not be using the same insults but the responses you learned will be used. For informational purposes, I am adding them here to help you with that fight:
Sword Master: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.
Response: And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
Sword Master: My tongue is sharper then any sword
Response: First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
Sword Master: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Response: So you got that job as janitor, after all.
Sword Master: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! & I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Response: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Sword Master: Only once have I met such a coward!
Response: He must have taught you everything you know.
Sword Master: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
Response: You make me think somebody already did.
Sword Master: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Response: You run THAT fast?
Sword Master: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Response: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Sword Master: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Response: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Sword Master: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Response: Why, did you want to borrow one?
Sword Master: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Response: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
Sword Master: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Response: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
Sword Master: Every word you say to me is stupid.
Response: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Sword Master: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Response: Your haemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Sword Master: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Response: Yes there are. You just never learned them.
Sword Master: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Response: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Please remember: You will not be able to respond to the Sword Master's insults with these responses, if you never learned them from the pirates so it is useful to finish all 16 insults and responses before moving on each time you play. For speedruns or impatient players who already have achieved the trophy, you will be able to get by not knowing up to two of the responses and may still best the Sword Master to continue the story if needed.
Pirate Insult: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
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SM Insult: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today.
Response: And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
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Pirate Insult: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
-or-
SM Insult: My tongue is sharper then any sword
Response: First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.
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Pirate Insult: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
-or-
SM Insult: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Response: So you got that job as janitor, after all.
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Pirate Insult: People fall at my feet when they see me coming.
-or-
SM Insult: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! & I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Response: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
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Pirate Insult: I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
-or-
SM Insult: Only once have I met such a coward!
Response: He must have taught you everything you know.
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Pirate Insult: You make me want to puke.
-or-
SM Insult: If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
Response: You make me think somebody already did.
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Pirate Insult: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
-or-
SM Insult: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Response: You run THAT fast?
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Pirate Insult: You fight like a dairy farmer.
-or-
SM Insult: I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Response: How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
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Pirate Insult: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
-or-
SM Insult: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Response: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
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Pirate Insult: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
-or-
SM Insult: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Response: Why, did you want to borrow one?
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Pirate Insult: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
-or-
SM Insult: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Response: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
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Pirate Insult: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
-or-
SM Insult: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Response: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
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Pirate Insult: You have the manners of a beggar.
-or-
SM Insult: Every word you say to me is stupid.
Response: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
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Pirate Insult: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
-or-
SM Insult: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Response: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
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Pirate Insult: There are no words for how disgusting you are.
-or-
SM Insult: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Response: Yes there are. You just never learned them.
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Pirate Insult: I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
-or-
SM Insult: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Response: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.