Animal Lover

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1) Take Mom up on some toast.
1) Keep going, this is important.
1) Soldier on, you are a good intern.

Here's full video guide with all achievements (full text guide is in the pinned comment):

TEXT WALKTHROUGH FOR ALL ACHIEVEMENTS
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PLAYTHROUGH 1:
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1) Take Mom up on some toast.
1) Keep going, this is important.
1) Soldier on, you are a good intern.
1) Adorable
1) Tell her.
1) Ban casual hamster references permanently.
1) I could sneak inside and grab a tower.
1) Take cover!
1) Apologize for your grumpiness.
1) We need a plan.
1) Food
1) Clothes.
1) Offended?
1) Everything’s fine.
1) A movie and dinner?
1) Keep your damn cool.
1) Let it go, hoping they do the same.
1) Rationalize the situation baselessly.
3) Begrudgingly give Kyle the damn pants.
1) Explain the concept of mercy.
1) Offer Kyle a beer like a good person.
1) Tell Kyle to cut the tough guy act.
2) Join Frankie and Kyle outside.
2) Rally your party to the counter.
2) Request that Kyle be more polite.
1) Give them some space.
2) Connie isn’t necessarily a girl’s name.
1) Tell Miguel he should speak up more, he’s fun!
1) I want to be a veterinarian.
1) Not yet I haven’t.
1) Try it again.
1) Explain the situation tactfully.
2) Be totally honest.
1) Sneak around with Kyle.
1) A little.
1) That was really beautiful.
1) Laugh because God is dead.
1) My skull implodes.
3) Biscuits and gravy
2) Don’t mention that they forgot important details.
2) That’s hilarious.
1) Try to get Charlie’s help playfully and flirtatiously.
2) Not particularly.
3) Cause trouble at the playground with Kyle.
2) Doesn’t it feel like a waste?
1) Feed the ducks with Edmund.
2) I don’t know what would make someone try.
1) Sunbathe with Frankie
1) Could you still feel some kind of guilt as a cat?
1) Eat lunch with Miguel.
1) I do think you have the strength.
1) Call and check on Charlie.
2) How about we’re even?
1) Chill out and let the day end.
1) Sounds like a great time!
2) Wait, don’t!
1) Sure!
1) Sure.
1) Truth.
1) Have you ever committed a crime?
1) Sure!
1) Truth.
1) Do you have any kinks?
1) Truth!
2) Ever been arrested?
1) Truth.
2) Have you ever done drugs?
2) Boy, did you think wrong.
1) Go outside to check on Kyle and Edmund.
1) Fuck no.
1) I guess I’m closer to Kyle.
1) Check out the laptop with Charlie and Frankie.
1) Calmly explain it to Frankie.
1) Agree that piracy is wrong.
1) See what Miguel is cooking.
1) I think you’re innocent.
1) No.
2) What the hell is happening to Edmund?
2) Remember Edmund.
2) Give him a moment.
2) Go Yourself.
1) I’m frankly becoming offended.
1) Nailed it.
2) We’ll talk about it later.
1) Kyle.
1) Things are normal because we decided they would be.
1) Miguel.
1) Check on the laptop for his own good
3) Decidedly yes.
1) So, this weird status quo is an act of consideration.
1) Charlie.
2) No, it can’t.
2) Wouldn’t it make more sense for Kyle to just act like himself?
1) Frankie.
1) Time spent stressing when it’s unnecessary is wasted.
2) No thanks, I’m good.
1) Edmund.
1) Manners fit society, and not the other way around then.
1) Alright, that’s enough.
1) Alright.
1) Hello, Aadara.
1) Listen to Edmund’s suggestion.
1) Sure.
3) Listen to Kyle’s suggestion.
1) Sure
1) Yes
3) Kyle.
1) I think it’s very you.
2) Just shut up for a gosh darn second.
1) I think I really like you too.
1) No deal!
1) I offered!
2) Nah, it’s fine.
1) Micro-managing his mini-intervention?
1) Aadara can go to hell.
2) Forgive.
1) Of course!
1) Start driving!
2) Go on without him.
2) Remain quiet.
3) Gawk.
2) Don’t cry
3) Stop talking.
3) I love you.
2) I can’t right now.
2) Don’t ask her what that means.
2) Yes.
3) Take the spell book.
1) Call Charlie an asshole

PLAYTHROUGH 2:
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Set your name

1) Take Mom up on some toast.
1) Keep going, this is important.
1) Soldier on, you are a good intern.
1) Adorable
1) Tell her.
1) Ban casual hamster references permanently.
1) I could sneak inside and grab a tower.
1) Take cover!
1) Apologize for your grumpiness.
1) We need a plan.
1) Food
1) Clothes.
1) Offended?
1) Everything’s fine.
1) A movie and dinner?
1) Keep your damn cool.
1) Let it go, hoping they do the same.
1) Rationalize the situation baselessly.
1) Demand Frankie give Kyle the damn pants.
1) Explain the concept of mercy.
1) Offer Kyle a beer like a good person.
1) Tell Kyle to cut the tough guy act.
1) Make sure Edmund is okay.
1) Join Frankie and Kyle outside
1) Shut the fuck up, Kyle.
1) Give them some space.
1) Connie is a girl’s name.
1) Tell Miguel he should speak up more, he’s fun!
1) I want to be a veterinarian.
1) “Not yet I haven’t.”
1) Try it again.
1) Explain the situation tactfully
1) Laugh at Frankie.
1) Sneak around with Kyle.
1) A little.
1) That was really beautiful.
1) Laugh because God is dead.
1) My skull implodes.
1) I’ll have a stack of pancakes.
1) But they conveniently forgot how they had pissed her off.
1) That’s horrible.
1) Try to get Charlie’s help playfully and flirtatiously.
1) Yes, I do.
1) Feed the ducks with Edmund.
1) I don’t know why anyone would want to try.
1) Sunbathe with Frankie
1) Could you still feel some kind of guilt as a cat?
1) Cause trouble at the playground with Kyle.
1) Doesn’t it feel wrong?
1) Eat lunch with Miguel.
1) I do think you have the strength.
1) Call and check on Charlie.
1) What you are doing is great, Charlie.
1) Chill out and let the day end.
1) Sounds like a great time!
1) Kiss hamster-Edmund goodbye.
1) Sure
1) Sure
2) Dare
2) Lose the pants!
1) Sure!
1) Truth.
1) Do you have any kinks?
2) Dare!
1) Stop talking for fifteen minutes!
2) Dare.
2) Take your pants off!
1) Yeah, whatever, who cares?
1) Go outside to check on Kyle and Edmund.
1) Fuck no.

Save 1

1) I guess I’m closer to Kyle.
1) Check out the laptop with Charlie and Frankie.
1) Calmly explain it to Frankie.
1) Agree that piracy is wrong.
1) See what Miguel is cooking.
1) I think you’re innocent.
1) No.
1) Yeah, it’s time.
1) Forget Edmund.
1) Stick around.
1) Let Frankie Go.
1) I’m his girlfriend.
1) Kyle.
1) Things are normal because we decided they would be.
1) Miguel.
1) Check on the laptop for his own good.
1) Not really, no.
1) So this weird status quo is an act of consideration.
1) Charlie.
1) Oh, yes it can!
1) So Kyle made fun of Frankie for the good of the group.
1) Frankie.
1) Time spent stressing when it’s unnecessary is wasted.
1) I’d love to.
1) Accept his apology.
1) Edmund.
1) Manners fit society, and not the other way around then.
1) Alright, that’s enough.
1) Alright.
1) Hello, Aadara.
1) Listen to Edmund’s suggestion.
1) Sure.
2) Listen to Frankie’s suggestion.
1) Sure.
3) Listen to Kyle’s suggestion.
1) Sure
1) Yes.
4) Miguel
1) I think it’s very ‘you’!
3) Miguel…?
2) I want that to never happen to you again.
1) Chicken
2) No deal, see?
1) I offered!
2) Nah, it’s fine.
2) I cannot picture you playing football.
2) No.
2) It’s time to come clean.
1) You’ve said enough.
1) Of course!
1) Start driving!
1) Keep trying to pull Kyle out of it.
1) I think he is a pretty good guy.
1) Stammer.
1) Cry.
1) It’s going to be okay.
1) We all love you.
1) I’m worried about you.
1) I’m at a loss for words.
1) Hang in there.
1) We need to go.
1) Ask her what that means.
1) No.
1) I want to be with him.
1) Change of plans.
1) Too Soon.

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2) I guess I’m closer to Edmund