Breathedge Achievements and Trophies

Quick draw

Being the fastest is a real achievement! It's a real mastery! It deserves some respect! You hear, honey?! IT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT!

Platinum

Ultra Rare

2.3% 2 Guides

BDSM fan club Secret Achievement

Yes, yes, I want more! Use me as a chair! Oh, yeah! Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Silver

Rare

33.2% 3 Guides

Chicken dielectric

An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric. We do not recommend trying this in real life, unless you have an immortal chicken and an immortal you.

Bronze

Common

73.4% 3 Guides

Concussion Secret Achievement

If you're holding something in your hands, then you can hit yourself with it. Try it, it's fun. Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Silver

Rare

44.8% 2 Guides

Artist

The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually this happens simultaneously.

Silver

Very Rare

6.9% 3 Guides

Multilayered

It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!

Bronze

Rare

48.5% 3 Guides

Sherlock

You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.

Bronze

Common

63.1% 3 Guides

Small puffs of gas

It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life by giving your body acceleration at the last moment.

Bronze

Common

50.3% 2 Guides

Smuggler Secret Achievement

The dead guy doesn't need the eye, but you have only two of them. To be more precise, three, but you must still take care of them. Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Common

70.3% 3 Guides

Dodger

When your life hangs in the balance, oxygen is left for one breath, the world is in danger, and death and suffering surround you — fly through all the rings!

Gold

Ultra Rare

3.4% 3 Guides

A complete idi...

It's quite difficult to describe this achievement. On your head be it.

Bronze

Rare

21.7% 3 Guides

Almost served

When you jogged for three days in a row, prepared yourself mentally to serve in the army, boasted that you were going to be a paratrooper, and then suddenly failed all medical tests — can this be considered as "almost served", or not?

Bronze

Rare

30.3% 2 Guides

Vacuum cleaner

The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space and time like a jet motorbike. So convenient!

Silver

Very Rare

8.0% 3 Guides

Destructor

Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape. You have unique destruction skills, now your delicate workmanship with the handy scrapper will cause more damage to everything you touch with it.

Bronze

Rare

23.7% 4 Guides

Pollutionist

"It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance?

Bronze

Ultra Rare

3.5% 3 Guides

Driver

The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZAZ but it's still nice to enjoy the ride with the wind... Or without it...

Silver

Rare

18.7% 4 Guides

Electronic

If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably. But it's better not to try it.

Bronze

Very Rare

6.1% 3 Guides

Complete Chapter 2

Completing the second chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the third one. That's how it is.

Silver

Rare

27.1%

Complete Chapter 3

Completing the third chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the second one. That's how it is.

Silver

Rare

27.1%

Trust me, I'm an engineer

Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to engineering terminals and boast that you're a hacker while simply touching "Yes"/"No" on monitors.

Bronze

Rare

33.6% 3 Guides

Butthurt

The ignition of natural gas can cause not only a heated argument on some online forum but also a 20% increase in the flight speed with accelerators.

Bronze

Rare

30.3% 1 Guide

Hacker

It would be an awful thing to open coffins if we weren't talking about their back panel containing the control panel. And since it's all about the control panel, then all is well, and you can proceed to open it.

Bronze

Very Rare

13.1% 2 Guides

A contributor to the industry

Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop! In some way, not necessarily in the right one.

Bronze

Rare

44.9% 3 Guides

Mutagen

Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library of useless images. And it might be possible to sell these pictures to the newspapers if need be.

Bronze

Rare

29.8% 3 Guides

Psychiatrist

It's very easy to determine a person's mental disorder by the color of his spacesuit. Especially if you're a charlatan. A real professional will try to find and add all the other possible signs of the illness.

Silver

Rare

21.6% 3 Guides

A rebel

You are a rebel at heart, a rebel by nature, and a rebel by horoscope. Down with other people's advice! Stick your fingers in…

Bronze

Very Rare

14.4% 4 Guides

Sharpshooter

It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult, but when each shot is worth the cost of a whole space station, it's a completely different story.

Bronze

Rare

25.0% 3 Guides

Bandit

Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it.

Bronze

Ultra Rare

3.9% 5 Guides

Shepherd

It's really easy to herd cows in space: just pile them up in a heap and don't touch them until the rescuers come.

Silver

Rare

24.1% 4 Guides

Heroic deed

There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest. You can, if you like, but in this case, it's just not necessary. If you really want to do it, don't forget to turn the weapon off first.

Bronze

Rare

29.4% 2 Guides

The Power of the Unicorn

You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best. Everything your hands get to touch and create is GENIUS. This achievement is unique and is meant to be given to no one but you. Everyone else has a fake copy of it.

Bronze

Rare

44.1% 2 Guides

Coffin Counter

Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity, although it's absolutely useless. If only there would be the living ones…

Silver

Very Rare

6.7% 4 Guides

Persistent

If you press any non-working button persistently, something will definitely happen. Maybe the button will break, or maybe even your finger.

Silver

Ultra Rare

3.4% 2 Guides

The breathtaking!

Believing in yourself and never giving up, even when everything is useless and scripted, is breathtaking! No, you're breathtaking!

Bronze

Ultra Rare

2.5% 5 Guides

Undertaker

Living coffins are no joke. Some may think that such a situation isn't a big deal, but in reality, a dead thing being alive makes it a zombie, a zombie is a bad thing, a bad thing is a problem, a problem is serious, serious equals an investigator and an investigator equals a life sentence. In the end, do you really want to go to prison?

Bronze

Rare

20.7% 2 Guides

A menace to cows

Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses, you can save humanity from dangerous diseases and the fertile soil from senseless pollution. You can also enjoy magnificent gore effects but that's not what matters.

Silver

Very Rare

7.2% 5 Guides

The Revenant

Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.

Bronze

Common

96.0% 1 Guide

Machine gunner

Shooting a machine gun is easy. Hitting a target with it is harder. It's even harder to hit a target with the shuttle's plasma guns when the shuttle isn't designed for them.

Bronze

Very Rare

5.6% 2 Guides

Cartographer

Being able to orientate yourself is an extremely important skill for any traveler. Don't forget to mark the landmarks that are visible from afar, keep an eye on the moss on tree trunks, and don't forget about the North star and your compass. Especially, if you're not in space.

Silver

Ultra Rare

3.7% 4 Guides

Think with your own head

One can listen to other people's advice forever, but it's much more valuable to think with your own head. You learn best from your own mistakes, as someone said... Or maybe they didn't.

Silver

Very Rare

5.5% 3 Guides

Mumbo jumbo

You can trust nobody! Nobody! Except us. As for why this achievement has such a name, we don't know. It's probably a bug, and it will change if you blink 20 times and jump 10 times.

Silver

Very Rare

14.3% 4 Guides

The right choice

Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one. It's amazing how you managed to identify it. The greatest minds will break their heads over solving this puzzle.

Bronze

Rare

24.3% 2 Guides

Toucher

A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel. If you want to appear a strong and hard-working man in the eyes of others, you can rub your hands to get calluses that will brutally scratch other people's hands when you shake them.

Bronze

Very Rare

7.1% 4 Guides

Voyeur

Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably. The dictionary didn't say anything about it under the word "voyeur".

Bronze

Very Rare

7.1% 2 Guides

Wasted!

Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension. Keep it up!

Gold

Rare

21.5% 1 Guide

Breathedge

Being the fastest is a real achievement! It's a real mastery! It deserves some respect! You hear, honey?! IT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT!

BDSM fan club Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Yes, yes, I want more! Use me as a chair! Oh, yeah! Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric. We do not recommend trying this in real life, unless you have an immortal chicken and an immortal you.

Concussion Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

If you're holding something in your hands, then you can hit yourself with it. Try it, it's fun. Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually this happens simultaneously.

It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!

You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.

It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life by giving your body acceleration at the last moment.

Smuggler Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

The dead guy doesn't need the eye, but you have only two of them. To be more precise, three, but you must still take care of them. Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

When your life hangs in the balance, oxygen is left for one breath, the world is in danger, and death and suffering surround you — fly through all the rings!

It's quite difficult to describe this achievement. On your head be it.

When you jogged for three days in a row, prepared yourself mentally to serve in the army, boasted that you were going to be a paratrooper, and then suddenly failed all medical tests — can this be considered as "almost served", or not?

The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space and time like a jet motorbike. So convenient!

Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape. You have unique destruction skills, now your delicate workmanship with the handy scrapper will cause more damage to everything you touch with it.

"It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance?

The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZAZ but it's still nice to enjoy the ride with the wind... Or without it...

If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably. But it's better not to try it.

Completing the second chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the third one. That's how it is.

Completing the third chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the second one. That's how it is.

Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to engineering terminals and boast that you're a hacker while simply touching "Yes"/"No" on monitors.

The ignition of natural gas can cause not only a heated argument on some online forum but also a 20% increase in the flight speed with accelerators.

It would be an awful thing to open coffins if we weren't talking about their back panel containing the control panel. And since it's all about the control panel, then all is well, and you can proceed to open it.

Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop! In some way, not necessarily in the right one.

Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library of useless images. And it might be possible to sell these pictures to the newspapers if need be.

It's very easy to determine a person's mental disorder by the color of his spacesuit. Especially if you're a charlatan. A real professional will try to find and add all the other possible signs of the illness.

You are a rebel at heart, a rebel by nature, and a rebel by horoscope. Down with other people's advice! Stick your fingers in…

It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult, but when each shot is worth the cost of a whole space station, it's a completely different story.

Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it.

It's really easy to herd cows in space: just pile them up in a heap and don't touch them until the rescuers come.

There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest. You can, if you like, but in this case, it's just not necessary. If you really want to do it, don't forget to turn the weapon off first.

You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best. Everything your hands get to touch and create is GENIUS. This achievement is unique and is meant to be given to no one but you. Everyone else has a fake copy of it.

Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity, although it's absolutely useless. If only there would be the living ones…

If you press any non-working button persistently, something will definitely happen. Maybe the button will break, or maybe even your finger.

Believing in yourself and never giving up, even when everything is useless and scripted, is breathtaking! No, you're breathtaking!

Properly disposing of synthetic animal corpses, you can save humanity from dangerous diseases and the fertile soil from senseless pollution. You can also enjoy magnificent gore effects but that's not what matters.

Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.

Shooting a machine gun is easy. Hitting a target with it is harder. It's even harder to hit a target with the shuttle's plasma guns when the shuttle isn't designed for them.

Being able to orientate yourself is an extremely important skill for any traveler. Don't forget to mark the landmarks that are visible from afar, keep an eye on the moss on tree trunks, and don't forget about the North star and your compass. Especially, if you're not in space.

One can listen to other people's advice forever, but it's much more valuable to think with your own head. You learn best from your own mistakes, as someone said... Or maybe they didn't.

You can trust nobody! Nobody! Except us. As for why this achievement has such a name, we don't know. It's probably a bug, and it will change if you blink 20 times and jump 10 times.

Sometimes, among a thousand of options, only one is the right one. It's amazing how you managed to identify it. The greatest minds will break their heads over solving this puzzle.

A man's palms say more than the backs of his hands, elbows, or navel. If you want to appear a strong and hard-working man in the eyes of others, you can rub your hands to get calluses that will brutally scratch other people's hands when you shake them.

Spying on people is indecent, and spying on dead people is doubly indecent. Probably. The dictionary didn't say anything about it under the word "voyeur".

Not everyone can save the galaxy, but saving it by just sitting on the couch is beyond comprehension. Keep it up!

BDSM fan club Secret Achievement

Concussion Secret Achievement

Smuggler Secret Achievement