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You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
75.5%
Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
89.2%
As organized as a trail mix bag.
83.4%
You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
90.3%
You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
79.3%
A power vacuum always finds a way.
30.6%
Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.
70.3%
First session is always free.
89.7%
Your mind is now under new management.
79.5%
It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
79.7%
Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
69.7%
Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
69.6%
Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!
37.3%
Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.
65.6%
You tried talking it through with Chloe...
72.6%
Some battles simply aren't worth your time.
30.2%
Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
69.1%
At night, nobody can hear you moan...
50.3%
If you want a queen... fuck her.
78.5%
You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
70.0%
Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...
31.3%
Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
22.1%
Chloe, I came to bargain...
52.1%
Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
44.9%
You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
74.5%
Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.
13.3%
Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
69.7%
It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
57.0%
The curtain's falling in slow motion...
17.3%
Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?
36.8%
DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.
28.1%
Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?
15.0%
Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
46.7%
She's the true boss of this place.
42.7%
You can't be judged when you're the executioner.
7.4%
It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
60.4%
No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
54.8%
Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
41.3%
Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
56.2%
It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
33.9%
Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
40.1%
Free is always a fair price.
52.8%
As long as the shareholders are happy.
45.1%
Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.
29.0%
Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
30.6%
Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
30.6%
... And a pool full of jello.
29.2%
It ain't much, but it's honest love.
10.6%
Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
27.0%
Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.
28.4%
Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
44.1%
Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.
9.1%
... You guys accept debit, right?
41.1%
Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.
13.1%
Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
37.5%
To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
36.5%
The game was rigged from the start... or something.
22.4%
Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
40.2%
We're not a murderer, after all.
14.6%
She's busy now. Please cum back later.
40.6%
Let's exchange body heat…for science!
39.6%
