D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die
78 Achievements
15-20h
Crunchy Fortunes
Read all of the Fortune Cookie fortunes.
3.0%
How to unlock the Crunchy Fortunes achievement in D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die - Definitive Guide
This achievement is one of the more tedious achievements in the game.
There should be around 40 different fortunes. The fortune cookies are found in David’s apartment, at the living room table next to the coffee.
However, you can only read three fortunes at a time. Plus, it’s random as to what fortune you’ll get. You may end up earning the same fortune multiple times.
When playing episode one and two, after opening three cookies, save at the phone, dive to the plane, then dive back to the apartment. The cookies will have respawned. Open up three more, save at the phone, repeat.
As you go through the cookies in episode two, take the opportunity to make some progress towards the "Knocked Out" achievement. Complete Forrest Kayson's extra cases as you make your way through episode two, and he should give you the option to choose the next meal in between dives. Selecting "Churrasco" should increase your "Knocked Out" tracker by 3% (thank you to Lewie B I ReQ for this suggestion!).
List of fortunes:
Prologue: (~8)
- You do not have to believe in Santa, but you really should believe in God.
- If you can't sleep, stop wasting time staying in bed. Live a little longer.
- Your common sense is not the world's common sense. Values are never the same.
- In ancient Rome, they apparently wiped their butts using leaves.
- A Nobel Prize for the first man who put cheese in a hamburger.
- The world is money.
- Life is love.
- Read as much as you can. Everyone hates bugs, but loves bookworms.
Episode One: (~16)
- It is said that everyone has three doppelgängers.
- More than 70% of the people in the world live on less than $3000 a year.
- "Knowing" is the same as "changing".
- What you think is right, and what you know is right are different.
- People have the ability to gradually grow to like others.
- It's still today until you go to bed!
- A person who picks themselves up quickly is stronger than one who never falls.
- You're stuck with your family, so choose your friends wisely.
- Even the smallest of things can be great, if seen through to the end.
- When brewing coffee, the preferable water temperature is 82ºC to 85ºC.
- He who does not fear change will be the first to evolve.
- People who doubt others are unaware that they doubt themselves.
- People who seek new experiences grow.
- Those who adapt to change prosper.
- Everyone thinks that they can, but most people don't actually do.
- To give is to love.
Episode Two: (~16)
- Save up some cash and buy a massage chair!
- Treat yourself to something today.
- Eat sweets when you do work that requires brainpower.
- Just because someone is fat, it doesn't mean they eat everything they see. Fat people can be picky too!
- Enjoy doing what you don't enjoy, so you can do what you do enjoy.
- Thank others, and you too shall be thanked.
- What does the "65" in SWERY65 mean?
- You will never reach true originality unless you learn the basics and increase your knowledge.
- Don't knock it until you've tried it.
- The first flush toilet was built in 2200 BC.
- The reason rainy days depress you is because you only think about doing sunny day things.
- When "sleepy" comes out as "sweepy" that means you are tired.
- Worrying about risks is a risky way to spend your time.
- When did "time" start?
- Will your 30-year old self like the tattoo your 20-year old self picked?
- LQQK 4 D