DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game

This achievement is very simple. To start off, go to the future. Try to get about 3-5 weapons, so your damage is pretty high. Look for the giant rhino near the police station, you cant miss it. Shoot at it (I shot under it stomach, thought any angle might work) A smaller rhino will come out of the large rhino. From there, shoot the new rhino until it pops into a smaller. Repeat this process until you destroy a tiny rhino and the achievement pops.

Destroy the rhino statues on stage 2. They keep getting smaller like russian dolls

1:40 Hit By Truck
2:15 Deerify 10 Humans
2:30/13:35 30 Guns
3:45/ 14:20 100 Sheep
6:45 Ride the cow
7:20 Ride Metal Deer
8:10 Doggo Boss
17:50 True Ending
27:50 Giant Koala
28:10 Giant Fish
28:30 4 Burgers
29:00 Cowthello
31:25 Animal Puzzle
33:05 Big Time Monkey
33:35 Defeat Rhinos
36:15 Average Ending

Achievement Walkthrough:

The Rhino is in the future. you can kill them easy with the dragon that you unlock after the good ending.

If you are interested in a very fast guide :


Timestamps:

00:00 Intro + Self-sacrifice Achievement
00:59 Story Present + Town Musician of Bremen Achievement
04:08 Story Future Ending 1 + 13th Deer Achievement
07:23 Story Future Ending 2 + The Trudeer Show Achievement
08:49 Counting Sheep, Deer-hunting Achievements
09:18 Dead or Deer Achievement
09:33 God Disguised as a Cow, Kept you Waiting? Achievements
10:19 100% BEEF Achievement
10:47 Like a Truck, Dunkleosteus Achievements
11:20 The Devine Move Achievement
12:30 Genius Achievement
13:19 Rhinosaber Achievement
13:49 Big Time monkey. I am Deeeer Achievements

After defeating the Big Time Monkey (Big Time Monkey (70G)), use your dragon to breath fire on the giant rhino nearby. It will spit out a small rhino statue. destroy it to reveal a smaller statue. rinse and repeat until all the rhino statues are destroyed.


Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:20 - Self Sacrifice Achievement
00:48 - Dead or Deer Achievement(Start)
01:00 - Deer Hunting Achievement (Start)
02:05 - Counting Sheep Achievement (Start)
02:46 - Dead or Deer Achievement (Unlock)
05:36 - God Disguised as a Cow Achievement
06:15 - Kept You Waiting? Achievement
09:00 - Town Musicians of Bremen Achievement
11:55 - Deer Hunting / Counting Sheep Achievement (Continued)
15:15 - Counting Sheep Achievement (Unlocked)
15:50 - Deer Hunting Achievement (Unlocked)
19:50 - Final Boss Fight
23:10 - The Trudeer Show Achievement
26:10 - Like A Truck Achievement
26:50 - Dunkleosteus Achievement
27:10 - 100% Beef Achievement
27:40 - The Divine Move Achievement
29:05 - Genius Achievement
31:20 - Big Time Monkey Achievement
32:28 - Rhinosaber Achievement
33:23 - 13th Deer & I Am DEEEER Achievement