DEEEER Simulator: Your Average Everyday Deer Game

You will need to be in present day (not the future) for this. Go to the basketball court / giant cow. In front of the cow is a green grid with a blue portal. Hit Y on the blue portal to. start the game. As far as winning. I did it on my second try. My strategy was to lose at first, because towards the final 2-3 moves, the loser is able to get a bunch of cows and make a comeback.

This is a bit hard. You must play a game of Reversi with the cow (in the rpesent) - the pieces are moving. Check the video for an example.


Timestamps:

00:00 Intro + Self-sacrifice Achievement
00:59 Story Present + Town Musician of Bremen Achievement
04:08 Story Future Ending 1 + 13th Deer Achievement
07:23 Story Future Ending 2 + The Trudeer Show Achievement
08:49 Counting Sheep, Deer-hunting Achievements
09:18 Dead or Deer Achievement
09:33 God Disguised as a Cow, Kept you Waiting? Achievements
10:19 100% BEEF Achievement
10:47 Like a Truck, Dunkleosteus Achievements
11:20 The Devine Move Achievement
12:30 Genius Achievement
13:19 Rhinosaber Achievement
13:49 Big Time monkey. I am Deeeer Achievements

Win at Cowthello. Found in stage 1

1:40 Hit By Truck
2:15 Deerify 10 Humans
2:30/13:35 30 Guns
3:45/ 14:20 100 Sheep
6:45 Ride the cow
7:20 Ride Metal Deer
8:10 Doggo Boss
17:50 True Ending
27:50 Giant Koala
28:10 Giant Fish
28:30 4 Burgers
29:00 Cowthello
31:25 Animal Puzzle
33:05 Big Time Monkey
33:35 Defeat Rhinos
36:15 Average Ending

Achievement Walkthrough:

Since the game pieces are moving (because they're cows), traditional strategy won't be much help here. For me, I found that brute-forcing your way to victory is the most painless option here.

To access Cowthello, be in the present-day or start a new game and go towards the gigantic cow. Enter the blue portal in front of the green grid and start the match. Simply place down your black cow near a decent amount of white cows to turn them black, but don't place one down in the middle of a clump of white ones, as only one cow can fit on a space at a time. Repeat this until you win. Only took me 3 games to get a win once you get lucky with big moves from the cows moving into good spots for you.

Cowthello is a minigame that can be played in the first area of the game. It is a board located next to the basketball court and giant cow. Choose to play against the Cow AI. This game works like Reversi, you need to place your black cows to capture the AI's white cows. Whoever has the most cows once the board is filled wins. You can challenge the AI as many times as needed.


Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:20 - Self Sacrifice Achievement
00:48 - Dead or Deer Achievement(Start)
01:00 - Deer Hunting Achievement (Start)
02:05 - Counting Sheep Achievement (Start)
02:46 - Dead or Deer Achievement (Unlock)
05:36 - God Disguised as a Cow Achievement
06:15 - Kept You Waiting? Achievement
09:00 - Town Musicians of Bremen Achievement
11:55 - Deer Hunting / Counting Sheep Achievement (Continued)
15:15 - Counting Sheep Achievement (Unlocked)
15:50 - Deer Hunting Achievement (Unlocked)
19:50 - Final Boss Fight
23:10 - The Trudeer Show Achievement
26:10 - Like A Truck Achievement
26:50 - Dunkleosteus Achievement
27:10 - 100% Beef Achievement
27:40 - The Divine Move Achievement
29:05 - Genius Achievement
31:20 - Big Time Monkey Achievement
32:28 - Rhinosaber Achievement
33:23 - 13th Deer & I Am DEEEER Achievement