Doritos Crash Course

That is awesome work! Good job

Wow, very nice run!

the green steps are gonna be a time saver. Nice video.

ya, 1:39.608 .... you can only really afford one mistake on the whole course, unless it's at those stairs.

haha at 0.12 i would well have been squished, gotta watch out for them they have dodgey hitboxes.

Great guide, helped me a lot, I some how did it quicker though 1:29:09

Congrats. I'm glad it helped.

Got it with 1:38.639 without using the green step shortcut, without stopping during the long run of flattening boxes, and without the 2nd trampoline shortcut. Had to make zero mistakes though.

green step shortcut don't work.

LGS I Hitman: It does work, as you can see in the video, but it might take some practice. If you're having a hard time with it, there's probably still time to finish if you ignore it and the rest of your run is pretty much perfect.

If you can't get the top green step to work, drop to the step below and then try. It only takes a little bit longer, and you are still saving time.

Great help. I didn't realise I could skip the moving platform entirely. I was riding it through the crushers and then using the ramps. Skipping it out, saved so much time. Thanks.

I tryed the green step shortcut but most off the times it went wrong so i did it without the shortcut and my final time was in the 1.37

Wow, this video makes it look so easy!

I have a couple of his tricks put into words...

1) On the 1st leg with the smash boxes, you have to run backwords on the second double, this gives you enough delay to make the 3rd, 4th, 5th jump.

2) The green block shortcut DOES work. When you are on the block you need to jump from, you have to start 1/4 of the way in and sprint the other 3/4. This gives you JUST enough speed to make it and not too much that you slam into the way.

3) I did not stop in the long run of blocks. If you let go of your sprint on the few jumps you need to make in that run you will have enough to make it.

4) I stopped and waited for the platform near the paint-balls. This isn't needed as you can see in the video, but it helped me out. I then jumped from the second masher to the paint-ball launcher and then flew up the rest of those triangle ramps.

Just finished in 1:31, good for 1111th in the world! I am #1, a lot of them, haha

Does anyone know wat 'sore wa kantan desu' means in English? Can't figure it out, thanks!

I think it means "You are wonderful" or smth like that.

"Sore wa kantan desu" roughly means: "That's simple"
It's a play on "Muzukashii Wheel" which is roughly "Difficult Wheel"

ok thanks, I just couldn't figure the whole sentence out and since it is translated directly from Japanese you can't translate it with search engines

Just finished this earlier, nice video and a positive vote from me.

I tried translating it with search engines but as he said it did not work.

wow, amazing video!

You can make it through the long line of smashers if you release the boost when in the air on the jumps, and on the final stretch do a few small bunny hops keeping the boost pressed (seem to make you move a little faster)

Finally got this damn cheevo after 26743 tries and over 5 hours (!) of play. I'm giving up the Going for gold one, this game begins to frustrate me sooooo much!

Thanks for the guide after i watched the video it cut my time down by 1 min

Great job! But I don't even want to give it a try. :)

Whoever voted this solution down is clearly just jealous that they can't do this.

This achievement actually wasn't that hard for me thanks to this video. The shortcut with the flipping platforms helped a lot. In three tries (not counting the first time I played the level for the "beat japan" achievement), I had gold with 1:43, and another two tries got me the achievement.

Oh, and directed at the originator of the video: you spawned a meme amongst my friends. After watching your video and making the statement that "Whoever did this must be Dorito Jesus", we now refer to doing good at this game as "going full-on dorito jesus".

THANK YOU DORITO JESUS!!! WE LOVE YOU!

I have inadvertently created yet another meme? ^^;
Well, I'm glad it's helping everyone.

For the long run with the smashers I find that I make it more consistently but doing slide jumps on the last two gaps.

Now, if only I could hit that target spot jump towards the end consistently...

that was impressive

THANK YOU took about 20 tries for me..took a break at 18 and did some laundry came back, relaxed and got it my second try after comin back! just some tips i noticed:
-after the first two double hammers make sure u pause b4 jumping to the next one (notice in video @ :14)
-i ran all the way through the long hammer sequence just release sprint mid-jump
-found it easier to make the gap at the end of the green blocks by waiting til the one below the shortcut block popped up and jumping from there.
-the trampoline shortcut at the end is clutch otherwise those forward and backward runs can be tricky

good luck to anyone else whos tryin to get this one!

tytyty it rly helped a lot :)

THANKS for posting

got 1.28 with folling you video

tip

when running though the row of hammers you can make it in one go if you boost all the way

awesomeness

I love how this game if you hit anything stops all forward momentum.

Great guide dude! Gotta say it helped out a lot with which ways too go. Took me about 1 million tries but thats because I have horrible timing most the time. Finally got it with 1:32:948. I messed up twice and waited for that one green platform you jump off of to drop me to the next before I jumped. Could never get the distance right from the top one. Although it does work because I did make it from the top one a few times just screwed up through the rest so I decided to give up that extra couple seconds and do better on the rest but FINAlly Got It!

Very nice run, there's a lot more margin for error though, this was nearly perfect

That video wasn't helpful; it was just a guy with too much skill.b

Definitely couldn't do it without this. The shortcuts are a must. I fell on the wheel once and still managed to get 1:38.

Still find this impossible best time i can manage is 11 minutes, game comes straight from satans backside

Damn that was good

One of the more rewarding achievements I've acquired to date! It has definitely earned a spot in my trophy case!

I'm currently at 1.46..... I did not know you could jump over the floating platform sequence. That shortcut alone should shave enough time off to get me the cheevo....thanks a ton for the video, I'll let you know how it goes.

Popped cheevo with 1'32". Thanks for the vid. Shortcuts made this easy.

What a satisfying pop that was. 1:39.520 thanks to you.

1:38 for this guy as well, great solution, keep it up!

This achievement just got a whole lot easier with the release of the new DLC!

@ Bonxy
What is it in the dlc that makes it easier? I've heard it makes it easier but how??

@ littlejay x360a same thing happend to me i beat the 1:40 and still no achievement :(

@Pezza There is Japan-Easy with the DLC. Same races but easier options.

Not unlocking for me on easy

Not unlocking on normal either

I've tried deleting the update, the dlc and completing the time on easy and normal and nothing popped. Achievements is glitched and so is gold on all levels

It seems that only the DLC is causing this problem.
A friend of mine unlocked this achievement today with the title update installed, but no DLC.

Dear Valued Customer, (benbeeri)
Because you purchased our dlc and got the achievements it came with we would like to say F*** you. The reason we say this is. After 2 years of not touching this game you decided to try the Sore wa kantan desu achievement. You got a time of 1:37 and you didnt get this achievement.
Sincerely,
Microsoft

At least if they would've sent me a note like this i would've never bought the dlc achievement is glitched for sure I even tried it on an xbox that had no dlc ever downloaded on it.

got it today on a clean xbox offline

got 1.35 after a long time tryin and no cheevo.... they should fix the glitch

They won't sadly

yeah mine glitched too. finally got 1.34 and no achievement. i also have dlc.

I try off line .. Delete The dlc ... 1:32.589 eeeend gliched too ... F... U
Please T.A. Help us

So just to confirm, if you want this achievement, you need to get it offline before downloading the DLC or the patch?

I got it glitched. Made 1:39,74 and didn't get the achievement. I´m afraid that it got locked somehow.

I believe I may have a concrete answer to what's going on with these glitched achievements. I don't believe it necessarily has to do with downloading the DLC or any updates. What breaks the old achievements is having the new achievements on your gamercard. Here is my experience, which I relayed in an email to Richard Leibowitz at Behavior on Jan. 28. I have yet to receive a response.

I had all but 2 achievements for the core game: Going for Gold and Sore wa kantan desu. I downloaded the DLC and won all 3 new achievements which were showing on my gamercard (now 13 of 15). I started reading about the glitch and realized I was probably fuct.

The DLC was downloaded on a newer xbox after I re-downloaded the core game. I had the core game on an older xbox that had not been connected to live for quite a while. My gamercard only showed the original 8 of 10 achievements on this xbox. I was able to complete Japan 4 under 1:40 on this xbox and the Sore wa kantan desu achievement popped. I then stupidly connected to live after which, my gamer card on the older xbox updated and was now showing 14 of 15 achievements for the game.

At that point I didn't realize what I had done. I assumed that the glitch was tied to the game and/or the DLC so I made a point not to start the game while connected. I then disconnected and when about getting gold on all the levels, but it was too late...that achievement did not pop.

So it seems that once the new achievements are showing on your gamer card then it's too late. If you have gotten any of the new achievements, but have another xbox with the game that hasn't been connected to live since getting those achievement, then you should be able to get any of the old achievements. Just don't connect to live until you get them all!!!

Here's to hoping that my mistake can help somebody get these achievements. I just hope they can fix this game, but I'm not holding my breath...

What a bummer. So even if I have an Xbox with the old game on but has been connected to live for other gaming these won't unlock?

This is bull shit i have same poblem did new dlc popped extra 100g decided to do last 2 all gold japan level 3-5 and beat level 4 in 1:40 which had done time 1:30 n golded level not popped help any other ideas who has boxes not connected to live with old tag??

well im screwed.........until they decide to patch this..........lets hope they do lol

WTF, I got after some frustrated hours 1:31.639 and no achievement...

I got the achievements on my GFs account which hasnt been connected to live in about a year. It was offline NO title update and NO dlc downloaded and cache was cleared
the achievements said 2/12. I also got all GOLDS. Ive tried all methods on my account and nothing so hopefully it gets fixed.

i too was unable to get the all gold and sore wa kantan desu achievements after installing the DLC so i e-mailed behaviour and just got the following response:

We have good news for you!

A patch is being developed. For now, it’s going though an intense QA process… so stay tuned for the released date!

Have a good day,

Maïlys


fingers crossed the patch will be released soon.

glitched for me, i wish a patch for this. only 2 achievements left

I was planning on buying dlc, but I better wait and get this achievement and all is gold first :D

i havent played this game in years..
started it again today, but NO TU, NO DLC, OFFLINE!

after a few tries i got the the time achieve at 1:37 min and the achievement popped!
went out of the game and signed back into live to 'sync' my achievements with xbox.com... it says 10 / 15 on xbox.com and my console says 10 / 12 but when i open the game page on console for looking at all the achieves it says 11 / 12 unlocked...


ive gotten offline achieves in others many times when live was down.. but when i went back online they synced to xbox.com.. but not now :(
wtf is this shit XD anyone has the same or a solution? :)

crap! starting to wonder what is the point of achievements if they end up not popping like there suppose to. if i had known about the problem i never woulda gotten the dlc. getting tired of not being able to complete games since ms doesn't wanna do anything to fix this prob. this is not helping there next gen console with me either. sigh! =(

I unlocked this last night with accepting the title update. I do not have the DLC.

^ great! after reading this i decided to accept and download the TU when i started up the game and sureenough the achieve is now added on xbox.com :D

i only hope that the all gold achieve is still obtainable after downloading this TU.. (still not bought the DLC yet, will try that after i finish the original 200GS)
i am missing a few gold on easy USA but thats ok those are easy..

and i also gave me the option in the level select screen for Japan and Easy-Japan so (and dont hold me responsable for screw ups) it seems like a patch is out !? :O

DLC has been taking off XLBA along with the game itself. It is unknown if they are gone forever or there is a patch coming. As for a patch I did not recieve the achievements and i have the dlc downloaded.

Wow, totally impressive video and all the above tips are great. I plan to go through them in more detail, but I do have one question: The jumps being made in the video seem really long... Is there a double jump option? I'm doing runs and jumps, but I just don't seem to get that distance (or mid-air flips for that matter). Thanks.

slide and jump

Been doing that too... Will have to play closer attention. Thank you!

I was worried too about the fact, that the game including DLC were removed from the marketplace, but today I received this email from Behaviour:

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Hi ***

We already created a patch for these issues, which is in QA at the moment.

Given the current workload on the QA and certification teams you can expect this to be released in the following weeks!

We will keep you updated on our social networks!

Maïlys

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Note that this response was for my email from May 12th 2013 in which I also pointed at the removal of the game.

So it doesn't seem that bad right now and I hope the patch will come soon.

oh, thank you God! please when the patch will be released write here!

lets hope so, SirLugash! thanks for this info :D

So, this is completely unattainable now. Great... Did it twice, no luck. Both with and without my stuff.

Great... Not just me that got the issue. Done everything I can think of to get it to go... did the level in 1:33 and nothing. Hopefully a patch will arrive soon. This is annoying... Great guide though, worked for me.

I just got the achievement 28/5/13 (I have DLC installed), so I would just like to add that prior to getting this I had Japan-easy 4: Muzukashii Wheel done in under 1:40 too. Not sure is this adds to the requirement with the DLC. Hope this helps.

The game was taken down and just added back. I am pretty sure they patched all this craziness.

I just beat the level in 1:39 and the achievement didn't unlock, so no, I don't think it's patched still. :/ I have the DLC.

I have literally just beat it (twice) at 1.34 and still nothing. Annoyed.

Just beat it now 17/6, got 1:37 and nothing ... Will it just pop when the patch comes or will we all have to do it again?

Behaviour released a patch this saturday that fixed both glitched achievements!
Just got them both.

Thanks SirLugash! Didn't know about it.
If you got the level already under 1:40, you can just finish the level in any time to get the achievement. I screwed up the last part and clocked just above 2 minutes but still get the achievement for mine personal best of 1:30.
Thanks Behaviour, I can finally finish this game!

Thank you for the update :D

BTW, you can get this achievement by playing the Japan-Easy mode which should help out some people.

Got this on my first try... In 1:39:919!

I can confirm this achievement is unlocking as of 8/8/2015! I had under 1:40 already. After the update, I just played another level and it popped. YEAH!

Confirming it unlocks. I got it on Japan-Easy too.

I just got this, i look at your video and it help ALOT. It was fustrating tho, i could never hit the hole after jumping off the platforms that appears and disaapears. Im just glad I finally got it!

That was a legit run!

You can make it through the smashers without stopping. I did it and It saved my achievement. (Would not have gotten it otherwise.)

Excellent video, helped immensely though I too could not make the shortcut jump from the platforms through the gap, made it once in like ten tries and said hell with it, can easily be done without it, I still posted 1:36.

I found it far easier doing the green step shortcut one platform later, from the one immediately under that used in the video. Only adds a second or two, you still have plenty of time if you do well on the other sections. I finished in 1:31.7.

Video is down. And fuck this level

Videos gone private but dear christ, believe me when I say this level sucks ass. How you're possibly supposed to clear it in a minute forty is beyond me...

Still stuck here. But I got the online cheevos done, so that may motivate me

Just pulled this off. Bought the DLC for $1.99 CDN last night, and did on Japan 4 Easy. Still needs to be a pretty good run.

Got it 8/8/2015. It's still working!

Popped it this morning on my XSX. 5/22/22

Good stuff Grease

I can confirm this achievement is unlocking as of 8/8/2015! I had under 1:40 already in the leaderboards. After the update, I just played another level and it popped. YEAH!

11/21/15 glitched achievements unlocked by simply completing a race without skipping on the required area/ level

19-02-18
Still works left this glitched for years and played last level about 3:32 mins achievement unlocked +1

This glitch still works !!! Achievement unlocked 07/05/2018.