Fable II

Fable II

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The Teaser

The Teaser

Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!

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How to unlock the The Teaser achievement in Fable II - Definitive Guide

Travel to Oakfield, specifically the "Rookridge Road" destination. Immediately turn around and run into Rookridge. To your left, there will be 3 guys next to some railroad carts. Kill 2, then move behind the railroad cart until the guy stands still. Then just hit RB and pick the right expressions. I did Kiss My Ass, Growl, Thumbs Up, Dance, and Whistle. I held down A until the green bar stopped moving, then released. Goodluck.

Shoutout to reabo for creating a YouTube video of my solution a while back. Here's the link for reference!

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06 Dec 2010 21:34

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Omg MisterSledge I love you so much, been trying so long for this one, went to this exact spot and did the first 4 you did and it popped right away. Thank you very much.
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By mast3r 0r0m1s on 31 Dec 2010 23:52
No problem. Glad someone found it helpful. G'day.
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By MisterSledge on 02 Jan 2011 01:56
Flawless. This should be at the top of the page
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By KiDLUCiF3R on 10 Nov 2012 10:49
didn't work for me the last guy wouldn't stop attacking me (maybe because there were 4 there rather than 3) I used pedles solution with level 4 time control
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By StanBowles22 on 08 Jan 2013 14:57
@StanBowles22, then why didn't you kill the 3rd guy and keep the 4th there?! You simply just keep one person alive to do the achievement, sorry you had trouble with this...
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By MisterSledge on 09 Jan 2013 01:57
Great guide, popped first time for me, even though i only did 2 expressions, cheers.
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By Serious X Devil on 09 Jan 2013 09:33
Followed the guide to the letter, worked perfectly!!!
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By acooper14 on 31 Jan 2013 09:19
Great solution, still works. Rookridge has a good spot with a cart and treasure chest to block the last enemy and perform expressions.
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By BulkierJacob on 10 May 2013 21:30
Perfect solution!
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By SueDon70 on 15 Jun 2013 00:58
FYI, the ninja looking dude at this location does not count as a bandit.
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By RSDAY on 14 Dec 2013 03:35
NOTE!!!!!!!!! You DO NOT have to hold down the expression, the bandit will say something after you just press each one, you don't have to hold or wait for the green, just choose 4 different categories, he'll say something different each time, and bingo!
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By Shadow 00 Fox on 28 Jan 2014 18:22
Please update your solution to reflect that, I was thinking how bad it would be if you had to try to do that legit... and figured it probably didn't need to be done, and nope, you don't have to hold it down. :-)
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By Shadow 00 Fox on 28 Jan 2014 18:23
Shadow, thanks for the update. I will leave the solution as is as it doesn't entirely cheapen the achievement smile
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By MisterSledge on 19 Feb 2014 05:50
spot on... Got the Achievement after only the third expression.. Been trying for hours...
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By GremlinSA on 01 Jun 2015 19:42
@GremlinSA, glad I could help!
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By MisterSledge on 02 Jun 2015 23:58
Greate video guide! Thanks!
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By Charlie Lima on 20 Jul 2018 11:01
It's completely random whether it unlocks. It seemed that you needed to do one expression from each section though.
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By Whats a Chundy on 22 Oct 2021 02:01
Did you follow the guide?
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By MisterSledge on 22 Oct 2021 04:15
Yea I did to a T. Couldn't get it to unlock But I got the achievement in the end, just with a lot of random extra expressions. You got an upvote, don't worry. The guide is good, the achievements a little finnicky.
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By Whats a Chundy on 22 Oct 2021 20:39
Okay, great! Yes, this one took me a lot of trial and error
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By MisterSledge on 23 Oct 2021 02:18
Oh! You’re supposed to use the wooden cart near the path? I was trying to use the metal minecarts. It was the Benny hill show, just running in circles.
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By ALoneWolf42 on 12 Dec 2021 09:26
Pro tip: don't try to do this with an assassin (guy with a katana who cartwheels around). When you try to make him laugh, he says something to the effect of "members of the guild have no sense of humor". Make sure the guy you're working with is a regular bandit.
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By xxMooncasterxx on 23 Sep 2022 19:22
I was just saying it because in my game, the bandit wouldn't stay long enough behind the railroad cart for me to finish the expression, so I finally got annoyed and just did short ones and it worked. :-)
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By Shadow 00 Fox on 20 Feb 2014 03:34
Cool video. Thanks for the credit!
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By MisterSledge on 16 Apr 2014 01:39
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When you find a group of bandits kill all but one. Then try to do your expressions to him. He has to be highlighted red. What I did was try to get some rocks or trees between us and do them. It's not to hard but can be a bit aggravating when he hits you mid expression. I don't think it matters which expressions as long as you do an expression from each catagory.
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25 Oct 2008 07:45

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There are some glitches to get this too, but great solution.
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By StoodBridge on 14 Jan 2009 12:50
I can't get this to work. I have a tree between us, the bandit is highlighted in read, I perform the expressions, he replies accordingly, yet I still have no achievement. It just doesn't work. Does anyone know if this is glitched in some way?
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By dwu1983 on 07 Mar 2009 16:51
I got a bandit stuck between a tree and a rock and did the expressions. I'm not sure if it has to be a perfect expression, or just any.
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By Quarantane on 29 Oct 2009 16:31
I did mine by going to bandit coast and sticking a wall between me and the bandit. The major trick is u need certain expressions. U have to confuse him so i used the suduce expression then u have to like make him laugh and u also have to use a threaten expression. The biggest problem I had was I thought i had a bandit at the time but the one that actually took the expressions was a highway man that just sorta popped out of nowhere
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By loci lyesmith on 14 Feb 2010 06:56
You do not need any specific expressions, you can get this with the expressions you start with as an adult. And a point of clarification, you don't need to do a perfect expression, simply do it quickly so they can react to it.
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By Monkey540 on 26 Apr 2010 13:01
The weirdest thing happened to me. I was in Rockridge and I went to the Clift with all the people shooting at you and I killed all but one Bandit (I didn't see the last guy) and I turned in the "Till death do us part" quest and when I came back I saw the last guy and I aproached him and I did not draw my weapon and he didn't try to kill me. At first I thought this was a glitch but then I realized it wasn't because he was saying stuff like "please don't hurt me" and "let's call it a draw". So I did a perfect chicken and a perfect bloodlust roar and a thumbs up and the achivement popped (I did the other 2 expression types earlier). Someone needs to look into 'bandit surrendering' and see if that a real thing.
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By THIRTYlbDuck on 24 Oct 2012 02:08
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Personally I used time control (level 4), then while time was slowed down I would select a bandit with LT then do an expression. Note that if the expression was effective then usually what happens is you'll hear him say something about it. If he doesn't say anything you'll probably have to do that expression over again.
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16 Apr 2009 00:02

After Finding a Bandit leave at least 1 bandit and use one of the following methods:
~using the aim feature with a gun shoot both the banddits legs so they walk very slowly,
~Use time control to slow them down,
~ Get behind a tree/rock/wall where they cannot reach you,

Whilst these methods are applied, Do 1 expression from each of the categories: Scary, Flirty, Humorous etc.
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Here is a simple way of doing this achievement i noticed a lot of people having problems getting the bandit to stay still/get stuck so i created this video for an easy way of doing it, you will have to start a new game though but shouldn't take to long
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15 Apr 2010 15:27

This isn't really my solution, I found it on x360.org posted by Absolut Love but as no-one on this page has this solution I thought I'd post it;

"Start in Oakfield and go into Rookridge, straight ahead are a group of rocks you can easily get in the center of. Look for bandits in the area and have them follow you back to the rocks. They will just stand there looking at you as if there was an invisible wall. Then do one of each kind of expression and the achievement will unlock. I did this twice to make sure it wasn't a fluke.

Note: A group of bandits spawn left of the rocks near the mine. "

This makes this achievement incredibly easy. I'm not too sure what expressions you need to do but do one from each catergory and you'll unlock it, guaranteed.
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03 Nov 2010 09:32

If You wait until you can purchase the castle in Bowerstone, the 1st night you sleep in it you will be attacked by bandits, once you make your way down to the throne room, stand behind the throne. A glitch there prevents anyone from attacking you. It can be a little tricky to find the correct spot, it was while ago I got the achievement so I don't remember the exact spot, just rest assured it is there! Anyway just make the faces at a bandit from there and Viola! The Teaser is yours.
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Here is how I achieved The Teaser:

Go to Rookridge (Bowestone road entry) and continue on the path to Oakfield.

Just after you pass the bridge which has the Love Hurts quest, continue on for a little longer and you will come across a bunch of bandits, kill all these bandits.

You will continue down the steep hill until you reach a broken stone arch that usually has 4 bandits at it (there should be a chest that has treasure hnting 2 or dog of war...I can't remember).

Anyway Kill all but one of the bandits and go to the very edge of the hillside and it should put you behing a rock and a broken wheelbarrow, hopefully if you have done it right the bandit will be caught on the path and unable to get to you.

Now start with the insults.
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04 Jul 2011 15:51

I personally did this in rookridge teleport to oakfield road and go straight ahead there'll be some rocks in front of you, go inbetween the rocks. This only seems to work when your in co-op but the enemys will get caught against the rock and won't be able to touch you whilst you do the expressions
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16 Jul 2009 22:39