Floppy Knights

Worth pointing out I made this guide at release and they have definitely changed how some cards work since then so bear that in mind when creating your deck.

There are no Bonus Objectives in Episode 7, so simply beat the levels and this should unlock (when fixed).

My main strategy was to use Big Mad, use cards that let you sacrifice his health (or simply let yourself get hit by enemies) down to about 1-3HP then go around smacking everything for high damage, using shields and heals where needed. A typical deck looked like this:


I uploaded my playthrough of each episode in case you're having trouble, the card generation is random so you likely won't be able to completely replicate my runs but they should give an idea on how to beat them at least, I recommend watching on 2x speed as they're quite long levels and I sometimes take a while thinking my next moves through.

Floppy Knights - Episode 7 (Secret Base) All Objectives Walkthrough

0:00 - Virus Knights - Bring a Cross Pollinate card to get your commander onto the left side and a Succulent Kicker card to block one of the spawners
22:36 - The Takeover - Depending on your starting cards you may want to take this one slow but I got a ton of movement cards and decided to rush as far as possible and let the glitching tiles take out the enemies, there's plenty of time either way.
36:27 - Endgame - Again rushing past the starting enemies is a solid option, just be careful not to lower your health too low at the start as you will get hit on the way, the boss only takes 5-6 hits depending how low you're health is when you get there, you can also spawn other units to distract enemies while you focus on the boss.