Goat Simulator

Goat Simulator

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NERD!

NERD!

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How to unlock the NERD! achievement in Goat Simulator - Definitive Guide

You need to have collected $25,000 before you can get all these trophies and follow me through teleporters.
You will need $40,000 if you haven't got the paraglider mutator, to unlock the Test Chamber for collectible 30.
Collecting all the trophies but this one will net you over 40k easy.
You have to collect 30 trophies, doesn't have to be in one sitting though.
All Collectibles in order as i got them below:
1 - In the Crowd Kicker Room
2 - Launch Pad elevator next to spawn, at the top to the left
3 - outside from lauch pad underneath
4 - take a right and you'll find a platform with several boxes. Jump up for a hidden trophy
5 - On top of a building left of the quarry
6 - In a container at the quarry
7 - On a cliff just east of the crowd kicking building
8 - On a semicircle in the ground next to the test chamber
9 - Open the hatch with something very toxic: nuclear waste
10 - Under a tube with three jedi's with lightsabers
11 - In the research dome on a pillar in the valley
12 - Under the bridge of the opposite exit of the research dome
13 - on a large pipe just before the librar-e
14 - On the Librar-e balcony next to Bonnie's Bed and Beyond
15 - this is to the left of Bonnie's Bed and Beyond on the ground
16 - Through portal in Bonnie's Beds and Beyond near the hay bales in a pen
17 - Behind the tall silo up high on a small pipe either climb ladder or jump out into space to take you up
18 - Out through the portal under a asteroid, hit or lick it out of the way
19 - Follow the building until you see a billboard 'Aries' climb to top
20 - At the top of the Sanctum area with imprisoned civilians
21 - Under the half pipe in the academy
22 - On top of the academy's highest building
23 - In the museum, go to the main platform. Look left for a sewer. jump in water and you'll see arches it's the 2nd from the right
24 - In the museum in the Origin of Spaceflight jump on red button, then knock boulder into the planets
25 - In the Badehaus Tardis area at the top of the diving board(you'll need to do open this portal again if you restart)
26 - To the right of the Storage Door in the carrier after disabling the gravity
27 - Above Aries sign in the opposite corner using the anti-gravity again
28 - In the storage room, at the end behind the servers in a vent
29 - In the bathrooms of the living quarters
30 - Is at the top of the test chamber, **EITHER COMPLETE THE TEST CHAMBER** using the video below or fly to the top i used the paraglider mutator(sky goat mutator)
(You will need $40,000 to unlock the Test chamber)
************IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE MUTATOR**************
************IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE MUTATOR***************
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23 Mar 2017 15:19

31 Comments
I don't have paraglider mutator for some reason...
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By Matt DB87 on 25 Mar 2017 02:01
I've gotten all the achievements in the other dlcs so its strange that I don't have it. I dont have anti gravity either. I did the parachute race but it didn't unlock.
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By Matt DB87 on 25 Mar 2017 11:57
I have all achievements but this one and I don't have that one.
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By NoHeroes94 on 25 Mar 2017 12:49
I had to make sure the other dlc's were installed before paraglider appeared.
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By Simm on 25 Mar 2017 15:49
Just confirming you DO NOT need the bronies. I was at 3/5. For some reason it took several minutes to pop after I picked up the final rocket trophy, but it sorted itself out while I was on my way to the carrier for bronies.
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By SpeleoFool on 26 Mar 2017 23:32
What for a biggst Bullshit i have noting but i have all achievements from all dlc's and no mutvators for the Trophie what for a biggest shit what make i now great fuck you Goat !!!!!
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By Deadzone Fight on 27 Mar 2017 07:55
So despite having all of the other achievements I also didn't have the paraglider or anti-gravity mutators available(despite having all of the DLCs installed) so I had to complete the test chamber. Well I ended up having to do it 3 times. The first time the cow promptly fell through the floor. The second time I jumped into the garbage chute with the cow and the final door would not open.

So for your sanity's sake, as soon as you complete the test chamber for the first time turn the milky way goat mutator off and head up towards the elevator as a goat instead of a cow.
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By Moldy Tacos5000 on 27 Mar 2017 21:32
Nice one Moldy Tacos5000, I had the same thing happen just as I was going up the elevator. Congrats.
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By Stuffyjimi18 on 27 Mar 2017 22:21
At least Moldy Tacos5000 was lucky, I had to redo it at least 6 times because of the cow glitching multiple times, including through the wall, into the wall, and just not spawning. This achievement was downright infuriating.
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By PhillyCh3zSt3ak on 29 Mar 2017 21:38
You only need to do test chamber if you cannot get up to collectible 30. Once you complete the test chamber you need to go along the red carpet to the lift. Once you're at the top, just before you enter the diner. The collectible is on the right.
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By Stuffyjimi18 on 04 Apr 2017 09:37
I made the test chamber but I don't understand what I got after completing it?
How it is related to this achievement ?
Thanks
Ok re-installing DLC I see all the mutators
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By xEndriux on 04 Apr 2017 09:44
First off, it is called Sky Goat not "Paraglider" and is very broken. You either need to get to the top of the slide or complete ten missions in survival. I have done both of those and do not have it. Plus the door at the top decompresses TWICE before you can enter the diner. Sop you have to have something that can keep you near the door and then inside the chamber before the door closes.
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By Hexa Fox on 08 Apr 2017 07:45
I spent hours trying to unlock the Sky Goat or Anti-Gravity Goat to get this. I cannot get either of them in my game. I used the Drill Copter to get up there, then used Flappy Goat to avoid the door, and when I got inside used the Tank Goat so it could not blow me back out. Fucking dumbest shit ever.
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By Hexa Fox on 08 Apr 2017 08:45
Okay thanks Hexa Fox, I've put caps in on it with stars either side but not sure how else to emphasise it.
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By Stuffyjimi18 on 11 Apr 2017 07:56
The Xbox 360 version sooo much more frustrating than the Xbox One version. There is a loading screen every time u go into a transporter or enter another area that doesn't always load. It freezes the game that cause u to shut down the console and start over from the dashboard. Very very annoying chasing the turdis. Thanks for the guides on the cheevs.
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By I ASK NO ONE on 15 Apr 2017 15:52
great guide, helps a lot
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By Mr Greneda on 07 Oct 2017 22:31
for anyone who went through the test chamber:

immediately after you will have a lift in front of you, go in it, ride it to the top and grab the collectible to the right of the door. Thumbs up on guide.
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By TheOnlyMatto on 25 Dec 2020 04:33
If you click restart do you have to get all the collectibles again?
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By PrimeBigTime on 07 Feb 2021 02:35
@primebigtime no you dont
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By NastyMastaDaddy on 08 Feb 2021 13:48
Finally figured it out and got everything. Thanks for the quick response though!
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By PrimeBigTime on 08 Feb 2021 17:52
np :)
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By NastyMastaDaddy on 08 Feb 2021 18:10
Do you know about the money thing in the sports center
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By BouncedSnail068 on 28 Sep 2021 04:42
I made $500,000in 7 minutes
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By BouncedSnail068 on 28 Sep 2021 04:52
Well I thought it was sports center specific but now I know it's me. Every time I press y a money crate appears. So I kept doing that until I got $1,000,000
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By BouncedSnail068 on 28 Sep 2021 05:17
Thank you for the video!
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By Brave Tanuki on 27 Sep 2022 06:39
Does anyone know if this is collectibles in the waste of space dlc or all dlcs? I have 30/30 in this dlc but it didn’t pop.

Update: For anyone having this issue, I deleted all of my save data and started the game over and it popped the second time.
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By LastActionHer0 on 26 Nov 2022 06:11
This won't unlock for me 30/30. Tried the method above of deleting save and starting from scratch and yet still won't pop

Update: installed it onto my old xbox one and it popped pretty quickly after collecting the first couple again
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By MUFC9899 on 14 Mar 2023 12:07
Won't pop for me... going to do all the other achievements before I delete save data.
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By asfan42069 on 09 Apr 2023 04:50
Delete savegame and collect them again works fine.
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By Luke SKYYV0DKA on 26 Jul 2023 16:25
It looks like they changed the name of it or something. At least according to the Wikipedia page that might not be accurate. This is a good guide, you should have just emphasized that you can easily get that last trophy after completing Test Chambers. I was under the impression that I had to go out of my way to do something else if I could not find a way in.
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By Hexa Fox on 11 Apr 2017 02:13
I got the paraglider mutator from the Mmore GoatZ Edition requires DLC doing the Hang tight achievement. There are a few others you can use, I do not have all of them but I believe the anti gravity goat would do it.
I believe the mission for the paraglider was on top of the water slide but seen a video showing the object itself on a roof top next to a big orange building.
I saw someone using a bird(Valentino) to get up there but I think that's not on this version.
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By Stuffyjimi18 on 25 Mar 2017 09:29
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There are a total of 30 collectibles/trophies (golden rockets) available. Just go around the map and the achievement will unlock when you collect them all.

Note: To collect them all, it is recommended that you have raised $25,000 to gain access to the Teleporters (to travel around the colony easier). For the final collectible, you can either raise $40,000 to access the Test Chambers and complete all 8 tests (refer to “Testaholic” for more information) or use the ‘Paraglider’ mutator (if you have the GoatZ DLC installed) to fly up to the very top of the Test Chambers dome. Be careful as if you fly too high you won’t be able to descend and will have to hold to respawn.

Map of the colony

Thanks to Ktcee Achiever for the video:

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There are a total of 30 collectibles/trophies (golden rockets) available. Just go around the map and the achievement will unlock when you collect them all.

Note: To collect them all, it is recommended that you have raised $25,000 to gain access to the Teleporters (to travel around the colony easier). For the final collectible, you can either raise $40,000 to access the Test Chambers and complete all 8 tests (refer to “Testaholic” for more information) or use the ‘Paraglider’ mutator (if you have the GoatZ DLC installed) to fly up to the very top of the Test Chambers dome. Be careful as if you fly too high you won’t be able to descend and will have to hold to respawn.

Map of the colony

Thanks to Ktcee Achiever for the video:

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There are a total of 30 collectibles/trophies (golden rockets) available. Just go around the map and the achievement will unlock when you collect them all.

Note: To collect them all, it is recommended that you have raised $25,000 to gain access to the Teleporters (to travel around the colony easier). For the final collectible, you can either raise $40,000 to access the Test Chambers and complete all 8 tests (refer to “Testaholic” for more information) or use the ‘Paraglider’ mutator (if you have the GoatZ DLC installed) to fly up to the very top of the Test Chambers dome. Be careful as if you fly too high you won’t be able to descend and will have to hold to respawn.

Map of the colony

Thanks to Ktcee Achiever for the video:

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The trophy, by the way, has a glitch. I collected 15 items in the process. The last ones I decided to knock out were 2 trophies - “My little armor” and “Nerd”. The first thing I decided to do was collect all the ponies. The funny thing is that after I took the last one, I got both trophies. Although there were still 15 items left to find to complete the Nerd trophy. 100% of the games in the piggy bank
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By BrainsExplosion on 28 Dec 2018 00:31