Goat Simulator

To gain access to the Test Chambers, you need to have raised at least $40,000.

From where you spawn in the Crowd Kicker HQ, exit the facility, turn left and head towards the really tall building to the up on a hill (stay to the left of the Research dome). Enter the door, drop down the hole and walk along a corridor to the next door to enter the outer office of the test chambers.

There are 8 chambers in all. These test chambers are similar to what is in the game Portal but are much easier, smaller and you don’t have a portal gun. In most chambers you have to manipulate the “companion cow”, which is a mock of the companion cube in Portal.

1. Test Chamber 1 - Lick the cow and place him on the button. The tube will suck it up and open the door.
2. Test Chamber 2 - This chamber can be confusing since there are so many red buttons, but you only have to press one. It is located right next to the red teleporter. Press it and the door will open.
3. Test Chamber 3 - When the cow appears, lick it and walk up the ramp. Jump onto the second glass platform, let go of it then jump down and press the red button. A wall will push the cow onto the “see-saw” and fling the fridge forward, breaking a wall. Lick the cow again and use the grav lift to reach the upper level. Place the cow on the button to have it sucked up which will open the door.
4. Test Chamber 4 - When you enter, there will be an object sitting on a “table”. Jump on it to pick it up and the ‘Tether Goat’ mutator will unlock. Walk up to the cow and press then walk to the glowing electrical pulse on the wall next to the red button and press again to tether the cow to the electrical pulse. Press the red button and watch the cow ascend along the wall, move over and descend behind the glass wall onto a button to be sucked up, opening the door.
5. Test Chamber 5 - When you enter this chamber, press on the cow then press again on the electrical pulse to tether the two together. Press the red button for the cow to ascend. Now you need to do a series of jumps in between pressing red buttons to advance the cow. Walk up the ramp at the far side of the room and jump over to the red button. Press it and jump to the next platform and press that red button. The next platform has a jump pad which will catapult you to another ramp. Drop down from that ramp to the red button platform and press it. Jump back onto that ramp and the cow will be moved behind a glass wall and dropped. Walk up to the cow, lick it and place it on the button to be sucked up which will open the door.
6. Test Chamber 6 - At the beginning of this chamber there are three robotic Chihuahuas shooting lasers. Before you do anything, walk up to each Chihuahua and headbutt them so they fall over and stop shooting. Then go back to the cow, press on it and the electrical pulse to tether them together and press the red button. The cow will travel along slowly. There is no need to step on the red buttons as they move a barrier to protect the cow. As the cow travels along, the far wall will open up revealing three more Chihuahuas. The first one it comes to is behind a barrier so it will do no harm, but headbutt the other two to make it safe. When it passes the dogs, the cow will be dropped behind a glass wall and sucked up, opening the door.
7. Test Chamber 7 - When this chamber starts, lick the cow and carry it to the end. Keep following the corridor around what seems to be an endless loop and when the walls are lined with pictures of cows, turn back around and the floor will have disappeared. Drop down to the next level, follow the corridor and drop down again to access Test Chamber 8.
8. Test Chamber 8 - This one is quite simple. While still attached to the cow, walk under the red laser in front of you and step on the red button. This will open a door. In the next room, there is a darkened corridor to the right (which is actually a downward ramp) and a locked door in front of you. Manipulate the cow so it slides down the darkened corridor which will open the door. Walk through it to unlock the achievement. Note: If you go down the ramp with the cow, you will turn into a cow and unlock the ‘Milky Way Goat’ mutator.

Note: There is a golden rocket trophy after you complete the final test chamber. Follow the carpet-lined corridor to the end and enter a glass elevator. Ride it to the very top and exit and before you enter the door to the diner, to the right is the golden trophy which counts towards “NERD!”.

To gain access to the Test Chambers, you need to have raised at least $40,000.

From where you spawn in the Crowd Kicker HQ, exit the facility, turn left and head towards the really tall building to the up on a hill (stay to the left of the Research dome). Enter the door, drop down the hole and walk along a corridor to the next door to enter the outer office of the test chambers.

There are 8 chambers in all. These test chambers are similar to what is in the game Portal but are much easier, smaller and you don’t have a portal gun. In most chambers you have to manipulate the “companion cow”, which is a mock of the companion cube in Portal.

1. Test Chamber 1 - Lick the cow and place him on the button. The tube will suck it up and open the door.
2. Test Chamber 2 - This chamber can be confusing since there are so many red buttons, but you only have to press one. It is located right next to the red teleporter. Press it and the door will open.
3. Test Chamber 3 - When the cow appears, lick it and walk up the ramp. Jump onto the second glass platform, let go of it then jump down and press the red button. A wall will push the cow onto the “see-saw” and fling the fridge forward, breaking a wall. Lick the cow again and use the grav lift to reach the upper level. Place the cow on the button to have it sucked up which will open the door.
4. Test Chamber 4 - When you enter, there will be an object sitting on a “table”. Jump on it to pick it up and the ‘Tether Goat’ mutator will unlock. Walk up to the cow and press then walk to the glowing electrical pulse on the wall next to the red button and press again to tether the cow to the electrical pulse. Press the red button and watch the cow ascend along the wall, move over and descend behind the glass wall onto a button to be sucked up, opening the door.
5. Test Chamber 5 - When you enter this chamber, press on the cow then press again on the electrical pulse to tether the two together. Press the red button for the cow to ascend. Now you need to do a series of jumps in between pressing red buttons to advance the cow. Walk up the ramp at the far side of the room and jump over to the red button. Press it and jump to the next platform and press that red button. The next platform has a jump pad which will catapult you to another ramp. Drop down from that ramp to the red button platform and press it. Jump back onto that ramp and the cow will be moved behind a glass wall and dropped. Walk up to the cow, lick it and place it on the button to be sucked up which will open the door.
6. Test Chamber 6 - At the beginning of this chamber there are three robotic Chihuahuas shooting lasers. Before you do anything, walk up to each Chihuahua and headbutt them so they fall over and stop shooting. Then go back to the cow, press on it and the electrical pulse to tether them together and press the red button. The cow will travel along slowly. There is no need to step on the red buttons as they move a barrier to protect the cow. As the cow travels along, the far wall will open up revealing three more Chihuahuas. The first one it comes to is behind a barrier so it will do no harm, but headbutt the other two to make it safe. When it passes the dogs, the cow will be dropped behind a glass wall and sucked up, opening the door.
7. Test Chamber 7 - When this chamber starts, lick the cow and carry it to the end. Keep following the corridor around what seems to be an endless loop and when the walls are lined with pictures of cows, turn back around and the floor will have disappeared. Drop down to the next level, follow the corridor and drop down again to access Test Chamber 8.
8. Test Chamber 8 - This one is quite simple. While still attached to the cow, walk under the red laser in front of you and step on the red button. This will open a door. In the next room, there is a darkened corridor to the right (which is actually a downward ramp) and a locked door in front of you. Manipulate the cow so it slides down the darkened corridor which will open the door. Walk through it to unlock the achievement. Note: If you go down the ramp with the cow, you will turn into a cow and unlock the ‘Milky Way Goat’ mutator.

Note: There is a golden rocket trophy after you complete the final test chamber. Follow the carpet-lined corridor to the end and enter a glass elevator. Ride it to the very top and exit and before you enter the door to the diner, to the right is the golden trophy which counts towards “NERD!”.