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The Flapmaster

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

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How to unlock the The Flapmaster achievement in Goat Simulator - Definitive Guide

I just got mine today and I used the following mutators to lag the game.

• Ripped Goat
• Goatborn
• Repulsive Goat
• Classy Goat
• Deadgoa6
• Double Jump

I also used the large TV in Goatville.
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03 Jun 2016 11:10

181 Comments
This is very helpful, +1. I spent 50 minutes without any mutators on and couldn't get past 6 points. With them on, I was able to make it to 11 points within 10 minutes.
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By Mysterio400 on 03 Jun 2016 14:39
oh my god....it works out very well
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By NeoFibonacci on 04 Jun 2016 14:41
what do the mutators actually change?
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By KlawWarYsohi on 04 Jun 2016 16:50
+1, this took me from terrible (rarely past 2-3 points) to the achievement in short order. Brilliant stuff.
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By The Globalizer on 02 Jan 2017 00:01
In defense to the poster, this achievement is for the mini game, not the location of the modifiers
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By Ms TERRItorial on 17 Feb 2020 03:22
@KlawWarYsohi they change the goat. If you load the above it slows the mini game down for you.
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By pixelpixel on 04 Jun 2016 21:26
why do the moves greatly exxagerrate near the ladders? and why are the ladders just too small for a normal "jump" of the goat?
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By XGC GunNut on 05 Jun 2016 17:32
Instead of getting 0 I'm getting 1!
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By Vapor x Chaos on 05 Jun 2016 21:34
Don't know what kind of voodoo this is, but I put these on and got it first try in the coffee shop :D. Cheers man!
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By PhenIX613 on 06 Jun 2016 01:58
Took me 5 minutes after turning on the mutators. Can't thank you enough!
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By Demon Turkey on 06 Jun 2016 17:19
I have to try this out, hopefully I have these mutators on the 360 version as well.
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By JCDRANZER on 07 Jun 2016 11:42
This helped so much! 8/8 would tell a m8
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By CosmicMegaphone on 07 Jun 2016 18:42
This is probably the best advice for this achievement. I activated the mutators and it took me about 45 minutes to get. I never would have thought about lagging the game to win the Flappy bird game.
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By DoctorWho426 on 07 Jun 2016 22:57
This helped a lot. Thanks.
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By Jehugasm on 07 Jun 2016 23:30
After 1hr of going at it normal, I managed to do this in about 5m. Thank you!
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By Foosay on 08 Jun 2016 03:57
I don't know why this worked, but it did, thank you!
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By TomCra on 09 Jun 2016 15:34
I don't know why this worked, but it did, thank you!
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By TomCra on 09 Jun 2016 15:42
I can't even get past ***king two no matter what I do, troll developer...
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By Not Ultimate on 11 Jun 2016 12:47
@Zekoo Are you getting the lag ????
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By pixelpixel on 11 Jun 2016 15:40
I don't seem to be getting the lag myself.
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By Skydude252 on 11 Jun 2016 18:38
Def seems to help +1
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By BAMJEBUS on 11 Jun 2016 22:35
Thanks! Equipped a load of mutators and muted the volume on my TV and got it after 5 mins! (With the audio on my TV and no mutators, I'd been trying to for about 45 mins)
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By Chip Uchiha on 12 Jun 2016 09:03
i can't see any significant lag no matter how many mutators I've activated and tried.. And I just can't give a crap about it anymore as this is propably the worst game I've ever played. This achievement just tops it
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By Tsuke35 on 12 Jun 2016 16:06
Did it today using this solution. Got achievement much easier then expected.
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By BIGB EC on 17 Jun 2016 23:41
Wow I'm speechless. I broke a controller trying to get this last year. Been playing again this week for the DLC . Was about to give up and then saw this and got 12 on my first attempt.
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By Calex dEUS on 27 Jun 2016 20:52
I'm getting zero lag when using these. Is there anything else that helps induce it?
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By ShazamFTW on 30 Jun 2016 02:20
I spent hours on regular mode and got nowhere. Got this within 10 minutes with these mutators.
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By essechoplex on 02 Jul 2016 05:44
With these mutators I got it on the second try. Thank you so much!
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By THExOTH3RxGUY on 03 Jul 2016 21:43
Took me about an hour or so , messing with camera angles and the right mutators... Its all about the rhythm baby !
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By on 08 Jul 2016 08:30
Great guide,wouldn't have got this achievement otherwise
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By Pete111111 on 24 Jul 2016 11:21
Got this within 10 minutes of your method, thanks a ton!
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By ATCS on 02 Aug 2016 06:15
Game didn't seem to lag much for me. I ended up staring at the goat's tongue and using that to judge the hitbox at the end of the ladder. Hitbox was bullshit and this was easily one of the least enjoyable achievements I've ever done
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By StK I on 04 Aug 2016 19:34
Doesn't work at all for me. No difference at all if I use mutators or not. I've been trying for a couple of hours without any luck. This is the most sadistic achievement ever,
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By Gabwe on 15 Aug 2016 04:14
This is just horrible, rubbish hit box detection and the game never properly registers when you hit Y. The best I have managed is 7 - this method does seem to help a little, but still very difficult unfortunately. I was hoping it might be easier based on some of the comments...
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By WithTheDawn on 29 Aug 2016 10:17
What is this sorcery? How is this not the No 1 solution??? Took me 10min using this.
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By Honcho on 19 Oct 2016 17:39
This helped so much, tried to do it, farthest I would get was 8 every 20 minutes, otherwise 1 or 2, and with the mutators on, was averaging 9 each run, but would choke at the end cause I knew I was about to get the achievement, until I got it with my run of 12!
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By JimmyUltima on 08 Dec 2016 17:50
tons of thanks !!!
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By AbstauberGER on 10 Dec 2016 14:00
Forget all of the other solutions, this one actually works.
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By ThreeKingdomsR on 23 Dec 2016 14:47
I managed to get 21 points at my third try with ripped goat, goatborn, deadgoa7, double jump, and angel goat mutators activated.
That was very helpful, many thanks for the trick.
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By boulgom on 03 Jan 2017 15:36
This works well,got it done in 30 minutes after reading this.
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By derektaylor84 on 09 Jan 2017 20:33
Great. I wish I could vote this up more!! Got it second attempt, been trying for hours.
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By Jedi Pirate Oni on 20 Jan 2017 19:19
Thanks for all the feedback glad I could help everyone.
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By pixelpixel on 21 Jan 2017 15:34
Wow, I got 25 points on my 4th attempt with this method. Thank you!
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By Catching ZZZs on 31 Jan 2017 03:07
Wow I think this may be the best way to do this achievement. It feels like it slows it down to the point where the hit detection fails. With this method I got it about dozen attempts. Thanks!
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By Pallid Wulf on 01 Feb 2017 22:22
So much easier! Thanks!
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By PlacidoPaltiPro on 03 Feb 2017 08:49
Thank you so much this was very helpful.
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By on 24 Feb 2017 20:39
This worked great on the One but the 360 is worse and the button presses just don't work some times. Whoever made this game should kill themselves. It's the most god awful piece of shit!
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By TheDeuterostome on 03 Mar 2017 21:26
Best guide/tip for this achievement. +1
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By InvoicedCurve46 on 21 Mar 2017 16:14
Honestly, all those mutators were overkill for me. Used Goatborn on it's own, completed it on the third try. Got up to 16. Still, +1 for the idea.
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By JammXLIV on 30 Mar 2017 13:29
Worked great for me on 360...much easier than my struggle on the One version!
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By ScuzzyBunny on 12 Apr 2017 22:47
I just got it, I was spending so long on that stupid achievement! Thanks for this! It was so satisfifying to hear the achievement noise afterwards!
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By DeadRose420 on 02 May 2017 05:06
Tried loads of times. This solution got me within 5 mins.
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By The Nissassa on 25 Jun 2017 16:57
You are a god amongst mortals
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By Merlin17 on 06 Aug 2017 05:11
Just the goatborn mutator, 5 minutes at arcade machine. Awesome tip :)
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By Ralphski82 on 27 Aug 2017 00:15
Is it just me or when you hit the y key sometimes it don't jump,
I noticed it a lot
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By DeceptiveTen on 30 Aug 2017 15:33
Thanks for the tips!

While it didn't help me quite as much as the others here, it definitely did help. But that's down to me being atrocious at it and needing another 2 hours of trying tonight laugh But, FINALLY got it!
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By MuttleyGriffin on 10 Sep 2017 12:09
I'm really curious if those of you who said it didn't lag for you are playing on a newer console? (the S model?) I played on my day one xbox one and it worked. Very noticeably improved this achievements obtainability.
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By Dusk X2 on 11 Sep 2017 00:43
This finally helped me get it and took only about 30 min. Thank you so much.
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By IRISH PATRIOT x on 12 Sep 2017 22:06
that was awesome! 2 minutes and "Bling" that was so easy thank you a lot man!
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By XC ShadowClaw on 13 Sep 2017 08:43
Nice find! Took only maybe 10 attempts then I got past 12 ladders. That makes it much easier. Now to do it on the 360 version...
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By xzwaqidx on 22 Sep 2017 05:22
This did not help at all on the 360 version. Took hours of frustration. Finally got it.
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By xzwaqidx on 23 Sep 2017 23:55
I used boulgom's loadout and got it in 10 minutes. Thank you!!!
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By Frankie DrumsNY on 22 Oct 2017 16:06
THANK YOU
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By Rafael D Arroyo on 24 Oct 2017 12:57
I can get it to lag, but this does literally nothing to make it easier. I'm not sure why everyone's freaking the fuck out and acting like "omg yay this made it easier". It does nothing to help. You're dumb.
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By Project Torture on 30 Oct 2017 12:44
Can't even get passed 1 with this method, but 4-5 with no lag. You're all either lying or lucky and stupid LOL.
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By Project Torture on 30 Oct 2017 12:49
excellent. Got it within 2 minutes of applying your mods.

you deserve much more than a +1 for this solution.
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By Johnny Skillz on 04 Nov 2017 17:34
Cannot thank you enough! Got this after around half hour of trying
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By GHOSTLYSHINOBI on 09 Nov 2017 00:58
@Project Torture it's is miles easier. Spent an hour trying without mods and 10 minutes I got to 27 with the mods.
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By metabolicBatman on 18 Dec 2017 00:44
Used this method and got multiple 6s, 7s and even 9s. Finally, when I did 10 got it to 15. It's 3:38 am here. I'm tired but I'm in bliss! Thanks for the tip. :)
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By GameOverFabo on 20 Dec 2017 05:39
After hours of trying other methods, I was able to get this in about 10 minutes using this method. I made it up to 23 before hitting a ladder. Thank you
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By Pokutescurse on 31 Dec 2017 14:58
Sweet, thankyou! Took 5 minutes after putting the mods on. At first the lag was making it harder, just had to get used to it visually :)
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By SlayingUrchin3 on 03 Jan 2018 16:57
Thank you! It still took me about 15-20 minutes since the hitboxes are crap but it was much better than the hours of trying beforehand.
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By GhostMaker mk3 on 10 Jan 2018 17:23
I have the One S and these mutators and it doesn't slow it down at all..
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By NailzUploadz420 on 11 Jan 2018 04:31
Thanks for this, it didn't slow down on the One X either but switching back to the Original One helped a lot.
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By Joel78 on 14 Jan 2018 02:55
Finally! Thank you!
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By AllOvaMyself on 14 Jan 2018 07:04
Half of these modifiers are locked for me. How do I unlock them?
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By tuhin94 on 25 Jan 2018 16:10
This worked great, took less than 10 trys for something people spent hours on.
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By Freidan5319 on 07 Mar 2018 00:18
@tuhin94 to unlock modifiers you have to accomplish certain challenges in the game. Just playing the game and doing the challenges on the top right of the screen should unlock most of them. Getting the achievements and finding collectibles should unlock the rest. For example, to get the goatborn modifier you must unlock the Alexander Goatstafsson achievement.
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By wosmack on 16 Apr 2018 05:43
Thanks, wosmack! I'll keep that in mind for when I play it again.
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By tuhin94 on 16 Apr 2018 18:19
you're a freaking lifesaver
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By Myckel Jay on 06 Dec 2018 06:07
Used Goatborn and angel goat nothing else, it's still a pain to get and definitely not as easy as some say, was still like 100 fails and 30mins but I got it, so thank you for the lag advice. 100%
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By elquietone on 14 Dec 2018 16:37
Took me about a dozen times (kept getting 5-8 the first few times). Eventually just got into a rhythm that worked. Managed to get 14 on the last try! Mute your TV so you won't get distracted. The lag helps sooooo much
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By RexDarr on 24 Dec 2018 02:20
Woah, I put on all these mutators and I got it 2nd try. Thank you!
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By Strykerz911 on 27 Dec 2018 05:47
OH MY GOD THANK YOU!!!!!! I was struggling to beat this game for the Xbox 360, but after reading your solution I was able to finish it.
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By Stranger#4795 on 07 Jan 2019 16:41
My thumb is sore, but I got it in around 20 mins. THANK YOU!
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By SaltyDamsel on 26 Jan 2019 02:15
Great solution man just got it within minutes. Haven’t touched the 360 version in a few years.
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By BlackRain228 on 07 Feb 2019 20:54
worked like a charm! already got the achievement on xbox one and later I'll unlock it on the 360, thank you so much
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By D2Guilherme on 01 Mar 2019 19:57
Like the answer to a prayer,worked on Xbox One and 360 version.Many thanks.
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By Reanimated Dan on 12 Mar 2019 15:10
I used this and got it in about 10 tries. Repulsive goat made it so saggy that it didn't even register my presses. Once I took that off I got it in the next 6 or 7 attempts. Just a few min, boom.
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By J4CKA1 on 02 Apr 2019 21:00
I was skeptical about this at the start but I cannot stress this enough, this absolutely works.
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By Otouto72 on 21 May 2019 20:08
It's not lagging my game :(
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By HighT3chR3dn3ck on 29 May 2019 20:36
doesn't lag on the xbox one X. been at this for days. never been so defeated by such a stupid achievement. my best is 7.
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By prokop on 31 May 2019 18:00
Thanks man!
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By Mack Stardust on 11 Jun 2019 19:01
@Peoject Torture Man, you’re a real douche
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By Mardunicus on 28 Jun 2019 03:13
M' lord, my savior,
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By SandmanFu1993 on 28 Jun 2019 08:17
Thumbs up for the solution! Scored a 15 after about ten minutes
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By ITS ALivEx on 15 Jul 2019 03:18
Well I wasn't as lucky as the 'oh done in 5 minutes' people. But I suppose 4 hours is better than the 3 weeks I spent on it over a year ago.

Time to 100% never touch this game again and to never play anything else made by Coffee Stain Studios.
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By MrNoLuckFox on 25 Jul 2019 11:44
Did this on One X on the big TV in the house. Had all mutators off.
I muted the TV and kept a 1, 2 count going in my head and kept to that rhythm. This kept me from panic tapping.
The issues with the hit detection only seemed to be a problem if I entered or exited a gate at any kind of angle so I just flew straight in and out.
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By SilentBotts on 11 Aug 2019 01:24
It helped but not enough... used the Goat Queen to summon a good amount of goats and after awhile i got it. Thanks!
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By Mestre Shrewd on 25 Sep 2019 16:30
Worked like a charm! Took me about 25 minutes all said and done. I genuinely thought I would never get this achievement.
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By NoblestSteed on 26 Oct 2019 05:09
tried twice got the achievement , YOU ARE GOD!!!!
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By PirS92 on 10 Nov 2019 08:46
I press Y to start the game,and it just says game over..Why ain`t it letting me play smile
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By LUNGS 66 on 01 Dec 2019 18:32
Great solution, I went from never making it past 7 points to getting 10 in minutes.
I only had a few of the mutators listed but it was enough to get this.
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By Flopsy86 on 17 Dec 2019 20:25
worked a charm !!
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By KeiFov on 27 Dec 2019 22:05
Yeah, this just doesn't work for me either. The game slows when I push Y, but then when I push it a second time the Repulsive turns off and it speeds WAY up and I die. So is there something where you can set SOME to toggle with Y and others not? Feels like I'm missing something major. I can't get past 2 now because there is NO rhythm nor consistency.
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By Curtieson on 04 Jan 2020 19:28
I've had a score of 12 about 5 times, and it won't unlock?!
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By x ii Y1D x on 10 Jan 2020 01:30
This solution is spot on. The lag is very minor but it is enough to give you the edge you need.
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By StanCranford01 on 18 Jan 2020 01:49
this works in the windows 10 version ?
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By SW4T Richard on 28 Jan 2020 15:33
It doesn't work for win 10, at least not for me. Does not seem to make any difference at all.
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By HamsterLV on 01 Feb 2020 07:03
hope this works on ps4, too :D the game is laggy even without active mutators haha

last missing trophy is this here
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By Detox2033 on 04 Feb 2020 13:11
The lag makes it 100x harder, you push Y and it doesn't register in time and just hits the bottom ladder...
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By DeadSamurai77 on 05 Feb 2020 13:09
Shit work great got it in 5 minutes thank you so much
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By Goothgone on 06 Feb 2020 00:56
Man I try this for about an hour every few months,p. Half the time up I can’t get the lag, but even when I do, I just can’t get more then 6.
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By icytower38 on 08 Feb 2020 03:03
Down vote from does not say that mutations have to be unlocked and how to unlock them
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By Goggs25 on 09 Feb 2020 17:46
Use the arcade machine near the amusement park, it's a little easier.
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By SW4T Richard on 09 Feb 2020 17:54
Just unlocked this last night. Might be my proudest/most shameful achievement to date. I used all the mutations listed but added Queen and Angel goat. I've got a 1X and it gave me just enough lag to get a good rythym. It also helped not having the slow motion active.
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By Devorin827 on 11 Feb 2020 17:06
This has to be the worst flappy bird fake I've ever played. And I played a lot.
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By ItsLiiGHTz on 24 Apr 2020 11:28
I tried playing this for an hour and never really got past 3. Tried logging it up with this solution and got 12 first try. Don't know why this works but it sure as hell does. Brilliant!
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By Smiththedude on 27 Apr 2020 21:30
I also have the One X and can confirm the mutators made no difference no matter how many I used. So I turned them all off as they're distracting, turned off all sounds (sat with in total silence) and just counted 1-2-1-2-1-2.

Using the larger screen in the coffee studio I ragdolled to get my head stuck in the screen, getting as close as possible. I placed my controller down on a mousemat and just used my index (pointing) finger. I tried a few different methods over an hour and this worked after a couple attempts. Try not to look at the score as it can distract you and if you feel tilted walk away for 5 mins.
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By GoDSnafu on 06 May 2020 09:19
There was a comment to put a sticky note or something over the counter in the right corner. Seriously, do this, it makes you a lot less anxious about actually getting it. After covering the counter up, it took me 2 tries to get it. And keeping a rhythm, like counting in your head, makes it to where you aren't double tapping excessively.
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By xI Tristan Ix on 01 Jun 2020 00:22
Spot on mate, thank you!
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By Malebolge PL on 28 Jun 2020 16:01
I found this worked for me (also on the Xbox One X) - I put all mutators on, then took them all off except those listed above. Lagged the game just enough to allow guiding the flappy goat through the course
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By notoriousJMZ on 09 Jul 2020 23:24
Got this third try by equipping two of these. Thanks
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By A9XD on 11 Oct 2020 14:13
NIce! Tried for ages when the game came out and just gone back to it and got it within 5mins dance
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By UnsaferLlama7 on 07 Nov 2020 12:29
This achievement has been my white whale for a while and finally using the lag I got it. It took quite a few tries to get used to but it really felt like the jumps were less crazy and more streamlined
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By PhoenixFire424 on 17 Nov 2020 11:08
This is by far the most annoying achievement I have ever pursued without the lag glitch for over 5 straight hours. I enabled the deadmau5 & ripped goat mutators and it worked for me in less than 2 min. Thnx for the tip, thumbs up bro!
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By iShaddow GV on 30 Dec 2020 02:37
This is pure, unadulterated evil... Solution isn't working for me. Either lags way too much or not at all.
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By DoomScott on 03 Jan 2021 10:26
I just managed this (the lag didn’t work for me) but I angled my screen weirdly and that seemed to help me out - I’ve no idea why.

https://youtu.be/T8ZrfxZWi3c
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By corpirate on 09 Jan 2021 19:47
I found it much easier when pressing left on d-pad at the same time every time I hit Y. I had ripped and goatborn mutators active too
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By swandky on 21 Jan 2021 09:39
I somehow managed to get this done in ten minutes. To be fair, this is the second time I've managed to complete this achievement. First time (Steam Version) took me about three hours. It still feels highly luck based, and I despise this achievement due to the wonky hit detection.
I will say this: I suck at a lot of quick-twitch reflex based games. You can do this. So keep at it, my friends. Don't give up hope. And for the love of Zod, take breaks, lest your controller end up embedded in your screen.
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By MisterIdjit on 26 Feb 2021 21:00
I just had a nice conversation with a nice tone than the night before. I promise it will work after you’ve averaged to have more than 5. Took me about 5 hours.
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By DavidTheGreat7 on 28 Feb 2021 01:16
Where's the large tv
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By Zobiegamer4 on 09 Mar 2021 17:16
Mother F'er why is the hit box so huge, everytime I get to 8 or 9 I get "hit" even though I am not even close to hitting the latter. Great solution though
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By on 10 Mar 2021 22:07
F this achievement! I found the lagging mutators actually made it harder so turned them off and got it after an hour or 2.
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By HEYOOO on 18 Mar 2021 20:48
After a month of struggling with this and reading all the guides, I just got success in three tries using OP's list of mutators
• Ripped Goat
• Goatborn
• Repulsive Goat
• Classy Goat
• Deadgoa6
• Double Jump

And ADDING the Flappy Goat mutator! Doing that seemed to reduce the size of the hit boxes and I got to 10 with no problem at all.
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By GayaHriiv on 21 Mar 2021 17:45
Has anyone been able to find a solution that actually solves the two problems with this achievement? The speed isn't an issue, it's the fact that the hitboxes change all the time and the fact that the game deliberately delays the action after pressing y on a random basis.

I know @GayaHriiv said to use the Flappy GOAT mutator to reduce hit boxes, but that's only available with one of the DLC's and most won't have it since only the base game is free with game pass (and this is a base game achievement).
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By borders r us on 22 Jun 2021 14:55
Just be patient, I did it after 3 hours of non-stop trying. I downloaded the game to my pc and re-mapped the action to RBM (on LMB my record is 6).
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By MeltdownVV on 17 Oct 2021 22:25
If you have a Series X/S there is absolutely no way to lag the game anymore. I enabled all mutators at once with large downloads going on in the background and it didn't lag a bit. Just be patient and get into a rhythm. Once you get the rhythm for maintaining your current height getting to 10 isn't far off.
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By Bieber Sheenis on 07 Nov 2021 23:12
It is hilarious how some devs think they are bigger than they look. The hit boxes are huge.
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By Kaede393 on 26 Nov 2021 02:14
On Xbox One you can use the magnifier.
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By OctalJarl520563 on 18 Dec 2021 16:28
Thank you so much! I spent so long on it until I used this method then got it in no time 😄
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By o CynderWolf o on 20 Jan 2022 04:25
Worked after like 10 minutes. Thanks for the help.
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By Vokul Vegan on 12 Feb 2022 20:43
seeing my cat be put to sleep was less painful than trying to get this achievement
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By Carriwitchet on 13 Feb 2022 08:11
Not lagging that I can notice so doesn't help me. I'm on series X, I'll hook up my old Xbox One and see if it makes a difference...
Update: OK, I can confirm this works perfectly, got it easy on my third try with the lag. I could not get any lag on series X but it lagged hard on my old Xbox One. THANKS.
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By Hemsky707 on 19 Feb 2022 07:14
Just got 10 twice, and the achievement isnt popping!! Kinda funny but ive only been trying half a day

It popped about 20mins later while in another game, so guess xbox is running a little slow today
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By Jerome1234R on 15 May 2022 17:37
Somehow did this achievement in like three minutes haha I was worried it would be so hard
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By FragileWig34 on 19 Aug 2022 06:12
this achievement makes me want to end it all.
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By on 24 Aug 2022 21:08
Fired up my One S after several hours of trying on Series S. Loads more lag on the older console with the above mutators and completed this in just 15 mins! Thank f**k 😂
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By Robot 3xpert on 30 Aug 2022 10:08
you lucky turd, still cant get this game to lag
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By on 08 Nov 2022 17:33
I never even thought about lagging the xbox. I just logged into xbox cloud to try it and Im streaming a show with torrents seeding and the thing is lagging a little too much haha. Ill try find my happy place.
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By SeanyMcBiker on 25 Nov 2022 19:16
just got 10 and the achievement didnt unlock, great. Thanks trash game
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By Dr Scruffleton on 06 Mar 2023 18:13
Just went back and did 21 and still didnt unlock
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By Dr Scruffleton on 06 Mar 2023 18:18
I have the same problem ... fail @ 11 and achievement not unlocked. ):
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By Luke SKYYV0DKA on 08 Mar 2023 13:04
Do you play on arcade machine or TV in coffee house, @Dr Scruffleton ?
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By Luke SKYYV0DKA on 08 Mar 2023 13:05
Do you play on arcade machine or TV in coffee house, @Dr Scruffleton ?
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By Luke SKYYV0DKA on 08 Mar 2023 14:24
i Just got this achivement on steam. this was harder than any souls game or rouge like I've ever played in terms of stress. my advice, mute the game, zoom in, and use the arcade machine. not as buggy when it comes to hitboxes. y presses will still get stolen from time to time, and the hitboxes are still dogshit, but not as dogshit.
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By Gravitron103 on 03 May 2023 19:50
Anyone who has picked this up on gamepass recently, this method doesnt work on the newer xboxes, I had to dig out my old xbox one s, and sure enough, with a bunch of the modifiers on the flappy birds game slowed down, managed to get to 11 popping the achievement, whereas was stuck at around 5 on xbox X
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By Ramafications on 26 May 2023 16:14
Mutators doesnt work
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By Maceteur on 07 Aug 2023 12:54
One thing that I haven’t seen mentioned much, you have to get through 11 gates to make your score count for 10 at the end. In my run I failed on gate 14 and my final score was 13 on the leaderboard.
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By crumpet trump3t on 06 Sep 2023 01:44
Great one! First I thought the light lags only make it worse but after some minutes I realy get used to it. Counting 1, 2, 3, 4 over and over again helped much too! I needet 30 minutes to find the perfect speed of counting. It also helped me staying focust. I watched more on the goat then the gates. Needed 30-40 mins but felt like 5 min... hard one but great guide and great tips in the comments!
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By Sir Pedda on 13 Dec 2023 20:29
Wow this worked very well got it in less than 5 min using this strategy, another tip is to keep a steady rhythm going with your taps
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By Turtles a qt on 20 Jan 2024 12:12
without using anything i beat this on 6 minutes, and i thought "why always people is saying this is the hardest achievement on the game"?
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By on 17 Feb 2020 23:41
I got it in about 2 minutes using the ripped goat, goatborn, deadgoa7, double jump, and angel goat.
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By bingo5387 on 04 Jun 2016 18:15
+1, this worked like a charm. I added Feather Goat to see if it would slow it further, but I honestly couldn't tell much of a difference.
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By earlofillusion on 05 Jun 2016 17:28
Line up just below each lower ladder. It takes 3 presses of Y to get through. The first two presses of Y should be fine. Just make sure you look carefully at the 3rd press of Y and make sure you press it in time before you hit the vertical part of the lower ladder so you have a nice exit and miss the top ladder. It's not that bad.
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By Ratpoizen on 12 Jun 2016 21:25
I can't believe I just got this! I tried for an hour like a year ago and couldn't get past 2. Got 13 in about 5 minutes using this method. Now to do it on the 360!

You should really post this solution in the 360 version. If you can't, I'll probably post a link to this solution in that achievement's guide section.
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By Pinski on 03 Jan 2017 10:03
You are a GOD among men pixelpixel! It still took me multiple multiple tries but it was so much easier! I was constantly getting between 6-9 after getting the new beat down with the lag but the exaggerated hit boxes on the ladders would definitely get me from time to time.

@Project Torture, many people on here saying thank you because it helped them, if it isn't helping you then don't call people dumb. No point to it.
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By JBett25 on 03 Dec 2017 03:55
this helped. but wow This mini game sucked hard. i felt what made this harder was the that hit box for the flappy goat was bigger than the goat. where i was hitting the ladders when there was nothing of the goat touching it.
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By WotWaPoinMinat on 28 Dec 2017 17:48
i wish i'd read this first >.> i spent the better part of 7/8 hours just playing this game with no mutators (i used the 'magnifier' accessibility function on my xbox one which i thought ws genius n cheating lol) but even with the mini game screen filling my 43" 4k monster i still struggled to squeeze through those gaps (which obviously now looked larger) at full speed. my standing record until i unlocked this ws 9, which in all the hours i've played it i maybe only hit 5/6 times...when i unlocked this i breezed through 10 n ended up scoring 17 with no mutators :O felt like an absolute savage at flappy goat, have definitely captured it for posterity too :P
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By bchay2508 on 11 Jan 2018 01:06
At the beginning i didn't got the game to lag on Xbox one S. I did activate all mutators that didn't make you destroy everything when pressing Y, but no lag. I got frustrated, quit the game, started another one but went back like 15 minutes later.
Now i loaded up Goatville selected "angel goat", "ripped goat", "goatborn" and "double jump" and went straight to the TV. At every button press i got a heavy lag and got a score of 21 after 2 minutes.

->If you don't get it to work quitting, starting another game and coming back whitout shutting the xbox down might be worth a try.
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By angry alpaca on 21 Mar 2019 00:58
Not that anyone else besides me still has this dumb @$$ acheivo left to do, but just wanted to say if this method is not working for you ( I could not do it with that big head from deadgoa7 on, and the repulsive goat stink cloud was really messing me up!!!) I just turned those two off and used this guys method

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmKadLDD9X0
being up close & personal with the screen really REALLY helped me! Some ladders were a little difficult to see so just watched the screen a little to the left of my goat and got to 15 within a matter of minutes! Highest i could get normal was 8
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By DooMiNaTriXx on 12 Mar 2020 14:27
I just got it without any Mutators. The thing that really helped me was standing only a few feet away from my TV (which is wall mounted above a fireplace). Having the mini-game close, and right at eye level helped tremendously.

And just a heads up, this achievement took almost FORTY MINUTES to unlock, so be aware of that! I got 11 points in my successful run, and was dismayed thinking maybe I needed 10 EXACTLY for it to pop. What a relief!
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By MorgurtTheRound on 19 Jul 2021 02:46
Does not work on Windows 10. BUT. I got it first time used. May be placebo effect or something. Redid it on Windows 10, no mutators, sound off. Took me hours, I tried it again in the house and got it second try.
The Win 10 version does not have the lag at all. Even with AA turned on and physics and such I was able to get around 20-30 fps on an onboard Intel video card over a 1660TI.
Pretty much all the setups are quite hard but the easiest set is when you have two equal beams in the beginning. It's 5 of those and some random ones but in rythm it works very well.
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By TheBongoFury on 17 Nov 2021 23:06
You utter goating legend. Took me 10minutes of fails but I got it!
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By InkyPaws on 01 May 2018 18:52
I've got the Xbox One X and I've put on almost every mutator, except the rocket, vr & shopping one. Then I unlocked the achievement within 7 tries. TIP: put your music off or you will get insane!
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By XboxFreak36 on 06 May 2018 18:25
Thumbs up for me on the original Xbox One console! I got it on my 5th try, and got to 14! I tried to HOURS to do this on the 360 version and this is much much easier to lag it! Thanks so much!
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By Ryn0 L on 07 Jul 2018 07:49
My eyes are numb, but I got it.
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By on 18 Jul 2018 08:31
I found counting to be very useful. For example I would count “1, 2, 3, 4” in half second increments. Every single time I would say a number, I would click Y to jump. This allowed me to be consistent while under pressure, due to the fact whenever I was in between the ladders and was falling toward the bottom ladder, I would get nervous and jump to soon and smack my head on the top ladder. Counting allowed me to stay calm and not to act abruptly.

https://youtu.be/j8rRjGEasB0
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By on 18 Jul 2018 17:44
I found counting to be very useful. For example I would count “1, 2, 3, 4” in half second increments. Every single time I would say a number, I would click Y to jump. This allowed me to be consistent while under pressure, due to the fact whenever I was in between the ladders and was falling toward the bottom ladder, I would get nervous and jump to soon and smack my head on the top ladder. Counting allowed me to stay calm and not to act abruptly.

https://youtu.be/j8rRjGEasB0
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By on 18 Jul 2018 19:27
I think the counting definitely helps, it's also something to focus on instead of your building frustration!
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By dymagate on 06 Aug 2018 23:10
Great suggestion. I’m posting to address an issue raised in the comments. I have a One S. The first time I tried the mutators, I had no lag. I gave up, shut off the Xbox, and played another game before returning to try Flappy Goat. This time the mutators gave me the kind of lag described. So for those with a One S or X, you might try restarting. YMMV.

Also, I was getting a bit too much lag with all the mutators in the OP. I removed Repulsive and it worked better for me. Toning the lag up or down based on preference or the responsiveness of your system by adjusting the mutators might help.
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By Kol Magius on 06 Nov 2019 01:19
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Getting this achievement is all about a mindset.

At first I was struggling with this, maybe getting only past the first or second set of ladders. I was never good at Flappy Bird, so I knew I wouldn't be good at this. In my frustration, I bleated out loud. Moments later I hit 5, a new personal best.

A coincidence, I assumed, and I went right back to playing. My skills were better, but they regressed slowly. My irritation mounted and I headbutted the wall. After shaking off my presumably mild concussion I almost immediately hit 8.

I couldn't deny it at this point. In order to flap like a goat I had to think like a goat. I needed to be the goat!

It took some courage and a severe lack of pride, but I threw on my Chewbacca costume from two Halloweens ago, went outside, and chewed up a mouthful of grass. With chunks of grass and dirt still hanging from my chin, I marched right inside and didn't take that goat to ten... I took it to ELEVEN!

The real hard part was attempting to regain my humanity afterwards. Social situations have been difficult, and getting a burrito at Chipotle while covered in filth was problematic, but I'm getting better. Small steps.

(Note: Please don't downvote me just because this is a joke. There isn't much to tell you other than, as others have said, try to be lined up with the bottom ladder. It's easier to go up than down.)
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Love the story!
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By EggBigot on 04 May 2015 03:37
Brilliant. :'D
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By TopClassNeek on 13 Jul 2015 15:36
Still trying...I will take your advice to heart and be the goat and see if that helps...baaaaaaaaa!
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By Tulukaruq907 on 24 Dec 2015 02:19
Why down vote!? Lol.
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By SwearySean on 05 Jan 2016 00:20
There's 13 guides for this achievement. If this is the second nest one, I'm in some serious trouble.

Bah.
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By McGubbalo on 22 Jan 2016 15:29
Bahhhh.. Bah! Bahhhhh. Baaaaaa. Baaoops. Baaing. Baatrying to Baaspeak. Your Baaguide is Baaaaad. It's BaaHard to talk now Baaaaaaa. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Where's some BaaCarrots! Baa...
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By Shadow 00 Fox on 31 Jan 2016 10:00
nice :)
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By Jdobem on 02 Jun 2016 22:51
Hahaha to win as a goat you have to be the goat.
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By Kexol on 03 Jun 2016 16:25
I feel like you're a fellow Redditor after reading your guide.
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By ChrisDahFur on 08 Jun 2016 07:00
Thanks for the narrative. Absolutely no help whatsoever, and my negative vote reflects this.
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By on 24 Jul 2016 01:43
^^ no sense of humor. smile
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By Shadow 00 Fox on 24 Jul 2016 19:07
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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By H1DD3N on 10 Dec 2016 21:28
Best guide ever
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By The Mr Killer on 29 Jul 2017 09:06
Best guide I've seen on TA, reminds me of hilarious Amazon reviews. Once I start this game, I'm giving you an upvote.
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By xNeo21x on 21 Mar 2019 00:51
At one point my hands started to shake at 9 points like alcohol withdrawal symptoms, I recommend regular breaks, Only advice I can give and u will accomplish this achievement 👍
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By on 18 Sep 2019 15:42
Ok, I can do this. Think like a goat, be the Goat! Great read, mate :)
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By ElSelcho on 21 Mar 2020 18:42
Best guide! I tried the exact same thing and I got the achievement. The tip is you have to think like a goat then boom! The achievement is yours
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By enderkid753 on 01 Jun 2020 16:58
this is incredible
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By Cryptic Veil on 07 Dec 2022 21:32
especially since you never actually got it
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By Cryptic Veil on 07 Dec 2022 21:33
cap
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By on 25 Jan 2023 20:07
Good guide
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By Maceteur on 07 Aug 2023 12:54
I'm Still laughing, XD Very nice mate, may the Goat be with ya'
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By Iced Hawk on 11 Jul 2015 09:30
I know, right? You'd figure most people playing a game called Goat Simulator would have a sense of humor, but I guess there's a huge number of people chasing after an easy 1000 and don't have time for my nonsense.
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By AssKickingBoots on 05 Jan 2016 17:28
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So this achievement took me about 7-8 hours on non-stop pressing Y..... I was ready to kill a real live goat....

First off I spent all day playing on the Arcade Cabinet in the Goat City. I have no idea if it makes a difference but I wasn't able to earn the achievement until I switched to the HD TV in the Coffee Stain House. Not sure why but the 16:9 screen seemed easy to focus on than the 4:3.

It's personal preference if you want the Arcade Screen or HD TV so try out both before you devote to one.

The game has horrible hit detection so I'm gonna be honest and say I'm pretty sure this achievement depends on luck as it feels like some of your Y button presses just get taken away from you.

I found it best to always try for the last second jumps even though the hit detection is garbage. I could usually make it to 8-9 that way before I totally choked.

Seriously if needed...take a break and please don't break a controller.


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A lot of people are telling me they are getting it on the arcade cabinet lol. I could only reach 8 on the cabinet so I switched to the HD TV and was able to get it.

It's all personal preference hah I just hope everyone can get this achievement.
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By New Paralyzer on 22 Apr 2015 04:01
Did he just call you a homo? laugh
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By on 22 Apr 2015 15:02
Haha with the way it's worded it does sound like it laugh I know what he means by it :P
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By New Paralyzer on 23 Apr 2015 02:59
I did this in 14 minutes on the 360, and 8 minutes my second time on the One.

How do people struggle with this? 7-8 hours? Jesus fucking christ! I've done 4.0+ ratio achievements that require beating an entire 10 minute game in one life in less time than that. (Actually, multiple achievements like that in that amount of time!)
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By DaOverUnder on 29 Apr 2015 05:18
I can 1000G Ducktales in a little over 4 hours. Some things are harder or easier for other people
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By New Paralyzer on 30 Apr 2015 03:08
I really hope 7-8 hours is hyperbole.

That is a lot of time.
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By Fore on 01 May 2015 13:48
Honestly it might have been 6 lol
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By New Paralyzer on 02 May 2015 02:33
This mini-game made me hate this game too. The developer can laugh about how his game is completely broken in all aspects, but its not actually funny if you don't make it fun, or workable!

The arcade machine in the city is miles better to work with. It took me 30 minutes until I finally did it, but wasting 2 hours on the TV in the town.
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By TitleInLarge on 10 May 2015 12:17
After 1 hour of pure rage I finally got this. Fuck this game!
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By LordFightALot on 08 Jul 2015 16:14
To all those struggling with this achievement - don't give up! You will get it, just keep at it!
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By Nexxun on 11 Jul 2015 20:30
I had trouble getting my goat through the upper ladders safely. Once I learned how to time my upwards-flap correctly, I didn't have too much trouble afterwards. Only took 45 minutes to get this achievement. Some of you guys taking 4-5 hours...wtf....I'm sorry to hear that.
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By The SCHWARTZ 00 on 11 Jul 2015 21:06
great guide though I do have to laugh at the ones who think there a badass at getting this achievement
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By on 14 Jul 2015 10:07
As proof of how crap the hit detectors are,I just got this achievement.died on the 10 'door' and raged but as I hit the invisible hook on the right side of it the counter actually increased to 10 and achievement popped.worst minigame ever
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By HiradC on 20 Jul 2015 17:02
Whoever designed this was molested as a child, go back to that.
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By ihaveanothereye on 12 Aug 2015 01:51
63 minutes its what it took me, 63 minutes... GG Coffee Stain Studios
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By XxPafranxX on 05 Sep 2015 23:39
Nicely done.
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By New Paralyzer on 06 Sep 2015 04:01
Took me about an hour to do. The highest score i got at the HD TV was 9 and when i switched to the arcade machine in the city i got it on my 30th try.
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By rapid riot boy on 06 Sep 2015 04:30
Got to 10 at the arcade. Thought it was much easier than the HDTV. Also, do slow mo to control the lag from the other people. The furthest I got was 8, and then all of a sudden I broke through with 10. What a bear
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By Viper3773 on 06 Sep 2015 22:55
Thanks for the advice. 30-40 min for me. although I hit 9 probably 5 times, so that was infuriating and then I couldn't keep the damn goat from hitting the ground. Just patience and trying to line up with the top of the bottom ladder helped me. Good luck everyone else!
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By V1p3rs bite on 10 Sep 2015 02:13
HOW ??
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By EmiLy ez on 06 Dec 2015 18:13
Patience lol. A lot of it.
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By New Paralyzer on 07 Dec 2015 11:49
Bullshit, my thumb hurts! Spent 2 hours at the HDTV with a max score of 4, read here and saw people had more luck with the arcade. Went there instead, getting 8s a lot. Finally managed it after about an hour.
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By MattQuin89 on 23 Dec 2015 00:37
It's horrible made and I know it's all in fun, but it's not that hard to get. You kind of need to get the "feel" of the game. It got a big hit box and when you press the Y button, it's too sensitive. I just sat with my face almost in the screen and saw every little detail, and it took me about 15 minutes to complete.
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By Sejeste Reje on 06 Mar 2016 20:03
omg FUCK this achievement! 2 hrs and only got to 5, taking a break before I kill myself.
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By xTechDeath on 24 Apr 2016 14:00
fu*k this achievement.. I spent 3 hours on it.. and best score was 8

I'm going to jump off the roof wave
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By KAIDO on 30 May 2016 00:45
I know your pain
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By New Paralyzer on 30 May 2016 05:00
Fuck sake. Got to the cusp of 10. "Biggest combo" decides to pop up and ruin the god damn achievement. I'm not even moving!
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By Balarush on 31 May 2016 22:15
Damn it I already spent 1 and half hour and my best score is 8. This achievement is a real torture, good luck to everyone

Edit: 20mins later finally got it dance
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By Ink Splitters on 01 Jun 2016 11:19
EFF the HDTv spent 40 minutes on it, switched to the arcade 10 minutes tops !
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By CheezNCrackerz on 01 Jun 2016 17:30
The smaller arcade is definitely easier on the tv 7 was my best and that was after 100+ attempts, 4th attempt on the arcade I got 11
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By TheBukiak on 01 Jun 2016 23:36
Playing this minigame, it's obvious the developers were lazy about it, the hit detection is garbage because your hitbox is just a fuckin' rectangle that covers the entire goat, same with the ladders, the hitbox doesn't follow them, it's just another rectangle.
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By WhiteHelljumper on 02 Jun 2016 03:18
15 minutes lol. Flappy Bird practice really helped.
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By Stevanno on 02 Jun 2016 04:14
Yeah, totally fat rectangles on fatter rectangles. It really is lazy
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By New Paralyzer on 02 Jun 2016 05:11
1h 20m which took me to get this. WhiteHelljumper is spot on the hitbox. total utter bullshit. I even had to pull out my Elite controller since I thought my Y button was problematic, but its just the game thats the problem.
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By ReD S1X on 02 Jun 2016 05:45
Spend a lot of time on HDTV. Now put on some "study music", chill, stretch, and go to the arcade.

Also I switched my A and Y buttons in the controller app, which I thought helped and made it feel more natural
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By tonyx on 02 Jun 2016 06:17
Someone should let the developmer know that an Elite controller was pulled out for this bitch haha
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By New Paralyzer on 02 Jun 2016 06:41
Took me about 40mins- an hour. I was hopeless at the arcade machine, the HD TV worked best. I also found talking to someone helped somehow. I suppose dont concentrate too much.
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By Garbage Punk on 02 Jun 2016 13:40
Surprised to see another person use the HDTV like myself. The arcade cabinet seems to be the winner for most people.
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By New Paralyzer on 02 Jun 2016 23:56
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By kinoo1 on 03 Jun 2016 02:25
I sooooooo knew he was gonna break his phone haha you could hella see it coming XD
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By New Paralyzer on 03 Jun 2016 04:03
Finally i got it after 8 hours also XD
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By LordOfWorldwar on 03 Jun 2016 19:08
Tis a bitch I know haha
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By New Paralyzer on 04 Jun 2016 05:08
around 40 mn for me
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By T0per Harley on 04 Jun 2016 16:19
I changed in my gamepad cn_Y with cn_A and it helps me a lot.
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By Dark Starscrem on 04 Jun 2016 18:23
That seems to be something that is working out for people is changing Y to A
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By New Paralyzer on 04 Jun 2016 19:44
so i get the whole two places to do this, but how in the hell do all of the videos have such small movement when y is pressed? i touch Y and the goat rockets to the top and i fail, and if i don't touch y soon enough it immediately plummets to the floor. i have done this for several hours and only got 1 3 times.......f@#& this game
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By XGC GunNut on 05 Jun 2016 16:13
Just Tap Y don't do any long presses. It's hard to explain it's just something you have to develop a feel for it.
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By New Paralyzer on 05 Jun 2016 18:55
After hitting the 10th ladder twice with the tail, I was ready to give up. 4.5 hours and I ended up scoring 14. I had to switch A and Y and what helped me get started each round was double tap A and then letting the goat fall a bit before proceeding with my rhythm. Otherwise I couldn't get past the first obstacle.
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By Sipuli91 on 05 Jun 2016 19:30
Took me about 8hrs. I have absolutely no tip, sorry! It was pure luck. Most times I got 0 points, often 2. Only 2 or 3 times I made it to 6.
Then suddenly I had 11...
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By DC Abaddon on 06 Jun 2016 08:19
Thankfully I used to play flappy bird all the time so this only took me about maybe 8 or so minutes, I was in slow mo if that helps.
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By MonkeyOfSaltine on 06 Jun 2016 18:12
Great Guide! This was easily the stupidest achievement I have ever tried to get so far. At least for me anyway.
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By TFC I GoT DiS on 07 Jun 2016 06:35
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol!!

That is all! facepalm
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By Iron Man TStark on 08 Jun 2016 07:19
About 1.5hrs for me to get this. First time a game has ever made that muscle between my thumb and index finger sore. Also after 8-9 attempts the combination of the goats butt, excited snowflakes on the screen, music, and pastel colors makes my eyes want to self destruct. I looked at my cat for about 30 seconds between attempts to make my face relax then back to the game- made things more bearable.
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By JClark on 08 Jun 2016 13:44
Glad everyone is unlocking
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By New Paralyzer on 08 Jun 2016 23:37
This wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be. I was at it for about an hour. Wasn't too bad.
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By capicawl on 09 Jun 2016 02:19
took maybe 2 hours, used the arcade machine. Screw flappy goat. smile
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By Novakov on 09 Jun 2016 06:49
2 attempts over 2 nights. First night 2.5 hours (streamed it on Twitch - no one watched). Second night did it on my 2nd try.. There is definately a rhythm you have to find, one that clicks you will get better scores - then it's on to finding the amount of presses to drop/rise through the gates.

Hit detection is shocking though. What a crap achievement though.
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By k0pp0 on 10 Jun 2016 22:41
Fuck this achievement. It took me about 6hours. The mechanics of the game suck. There were points were the flappy goat game started glitching and the latters just started to jump. I am glad to be done with this nighmare.
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By THE IRISHMAN 35 on 11 Jun 2016 16:28
took me about 45 minutes.
Before my best was 7, which I reached twice during the last 5 minutes and then made it to 10 a few runs later.
I feel pity for those who worked even longer on this achievement as I hated every second of it.
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By Gerbasgamer on 11 Jun 2016 19:06
THE FEEL WHEN YOU FINALLY GET IT THO!!!!dance
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By Sorlondo on 11 Jun 2016 23:26
101 positive votes. Thanks guys :)
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By New Paralyzer on 11 Jun 2016 23:53
I hope that EVERYBODY who helped make this game had to sit through and get this achievement!

That feeling of finally hitting 10...omg!

Thanks for the tips dude, it was nice reading other people's comments and knowing that it wasn't just me that wanted to through the controller!
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By RocketAssassin3 on 12 Jun 2016 09:48
Dat moment when u hit 9 a couple of times smileangry
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By mcnuggests on 12 Jun 2016 16:28
@witter56 I got 9 and died on the 10th one a few times on my way through. I was so mad. lol
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By capicawl on 12 Jun 2016 18:09
Its not that annoying, took me about 20 mins of trying. Just aim for slightly below each lower ladder, it takes 3 presses of Y to get through. On the last press of Y just look carefully and make sure you hit Y before the goat goes down too far and hits the right-most vertical part of the lower ladder so you don't hit the top one.
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By Ratpoizen on 12 Jun 2016 19:24
Fuck this, I'm not doing this.
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By ParagonxXENO on 25 Jun 2016 13:33
I got this on my 3rd try within 2 minutes. Guess I'm one of the lucky ones.. Then again I have almost 200 on Flappy Bird itself so maybe I'm just good at games like this for some superhuman reason. I suck at almost everything else I do tho lol
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By Kai Zen Burg on 28 Jun 2016 01:49
No you didn't lol but it isn't as hard as having to try it for 8 hours lol I did it in 20mins, but 3 tries is a lie because you have to have used to it.
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By I x ShockWaveZ on 10 Jul 2016 18:08
I enjoy stuff like this, got it in 10 minutes :)
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By kevc99 on 11 Jul 2016 20:57
I love achievement like this. Got mine under 1HR. It's pretty hard. Everyone who has something negative to say about this achievement are the same ones who boost easy competitive multi-player achievements, always want it done for them never want to put any effort. rock
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By vhs capture on 23 Jul 2016 20:25
The part that irked me the most about this achievement is that I would fail at 1, get credit for 1 and still fail. But if I was at 9 and failed at the 10th, I wouldn't get credit for the 10th. lol
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By capicawl on 24 Jul 2016 01:49
I would love to meet the developer if only to punch him in the nose.
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By The Eyeless on 14 Aug 2016 04:18
What a prickish acheivement! I got lucky and did it within half hour or so. If your attempting it on the hd telly in the student house turn the volume down on your tv. That way that irritating music in the background wont put you off.

I found that for me, the most consistent way (exluding the absolute shyte collision detection) was to tap the Y button in an even rhythm. If you need to go higher keep the same rhythm but press Y slightly harder each time and likewise to go lower press Y lighter. Took me about ten minutes to fully get in the zone.

Even still, the above is all fruitless 9 times out of 10 when the game decides to do you in regardless.
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By BrizleCiderArmy on 29 Sep 2016 09:55
What helped me a lot was putting my face right in front of the TV so the game took up my whole vision. Since every pixel matters, this was useful and really spread out the game.
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By geniusboy91 on 02 Dec 2016 19:44
That eye strain though
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By New Paralyzer on 02 Dec 2016 21:07
Did a 1.5gb update today and I felt the gap was larger between ladders. May have just been my imagination. I find it easiest to have the robot enabled
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By Gambacinni on 07 Dec 2016 23:43
I struggled with this massively however from my personal experience i found this helps.

1) using large tv in first area helps loads
2) You can use slow motion on the game however it only works when starting the game off. To do this move your goat slightly and will make it game move slower. the goat seems unaffected by this.
3) time jumps as late as you can to lessen risk of hitting the upper ladder
4) Wire your controller, after doing this my attempts were far better and did it on the second go
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By Quickdraw1988 on 15 Dec 2016 12:00
Arcade, face against the screen. Got in about 15 minutes.

The game hitches up a lot.
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By Billservo on 09 Mar 2017 05:36
I've tried this for a collective 100+ hours. If given the opportunity, I'd murder the person who chose to make this an achievement.
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By HmBh on 16 Mar 2017 19:19
Took me roughly half an hour to do. I kept thinking of flappy bird hitboxes.

Quick tip: forget everything you thought about flappy bird. You need to remember that the hitbox on the flappy goat is a solid square that covers every part that sticks out, so the hitbox is going to be a bit absurd and awkward. Once you figure that out, the rest is just being very careful on your Y press. Not hitting too early or too late. Every fail I made was me just getting excited or reacting too late to something.
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By NessMK on 26 Mar 2017 18:59
Tried a half dozen times and thought to myself. Fuck. That.
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By BO McGoodHair on 18 Apr 2017 03:43
FINALLY!
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By ZZBD on 09 Jul 2017 11:18
At last, I have this achievement. I can confirm, that I only hit 10 and then failed. On my next couple of attempts, which didn't make it past 4, it popped. A bit of a delay, but I'll take it over having to try again.
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By AMrKCDavis YT on 13 Mar 2024 19:41
New paralyzer ...... I friggin love you man. Homo, no homo, whatever man, I don't care.
I tried for this achievement in the house numerous times, spending a total of probably 2hr's and getting a best score of 8.
Saw your video, tried it at the arcade cabinet, and on my very first attempt, I got 11.
Thank you so much man. I cant believe how much easier it is at the arcade cabinet.
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By NeonInVermont on 22 Apr 2015 03:53
One of the most annoying achievement I have ever come across, so far :P

Despite all tips and tricks, for me it was all about luck. Probably 4-5 hours or so total did it take for me.

Here is a list of the last 30 min of my tries.

Amount of points/times:
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By smekkes on 17 Jul 2015 15:19
I WILL KILL THE MAN WHO INVENTED FLAPPY BIRD !!!
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By LordOfWorldwar on 03 Jun 2016 11:19
The key is to play with the mindset of not giving a shit about getting the achievement, you will get it quicker this way, trust me. Like some have said, it really isn't that hard, people's frustrations at getting close and panicking is what dooms them and makes it harder than what it is. Mind over matter, easier said than done for some people though.
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By T Dawg182 on 04 Jun 2016 17:17
took 4-5 hrs. used the arcade machine in the city and it was much easier than hdtv for me. I think this achievement depends on luck more than 50%. I almost throw a controller and break TV.
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By Sinabro on 13 Jun 2016 04:39
Spent 2 hours on the HDTV, was getting 6 regularly, a few 8 and one 9. Went to go try the Arcade Cabinet. 5 tries.

Arcade is so much easier, please try the arcade first. I swear the hit box forgiveness is much better.
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By Tropan on 13 Jun 2016 06:27
Now to throw in my two cents, which won't be as different from most others I'm sure. This grueling achievement took me about 3 and a half hours. I had the Ripped Goat, Goatborn and Double Jump mutators activated. I used the HDTV in the house, and really all I did was just keep my cool no matter what, and I stuck with it until I eventually got a good run.

I truly believe that Flappy Goat is a mental game. You have to approach it with just the right mindset to be successful at it. I found that not even thinking about going for the achievement, and just straight up playing the game helped a bit. Same went for not losing my cool (I can't tell you how many times the hit detection fucked me on 9) and keeping my heart rate down so that I'd be calm enough to hit the Y button at the right rhythm.

This might just be me, but I found that always looking at the Flappy Goat itself helped me a bit. Like don't look at the right of the screen to see what's coming next, let it come into your view naturally and move the goat accordingly. I'm not saying this method is flawless, I sure as hell had a lot of failures with it, but I felt that I was more consistent in getting to around 7 or 8 with it, as opposed to between 0-3.

Last thing I'll say is just keep at it. Even if it seems absolutely impossible, trust me, it's not. You just have to be in the right metal state each time you begin a new run. Good luck everyone!!!
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By Q8J3 Austin on 17 Jun 2016 21:30
Good video, watched it several times to see where I was going wrong. Spent 2 solid hours of pressing Y and I hit 9 3 times then caught the invisible ladder (super amount of swear words used!) The music, which was beginning to remind me of Eurovision, drove me to stop (sure I could have muted it but why listen to the sound of failure for 2 hours). I was playing on the HD tv in the house, left it at that and finished the rest of the levels cheevos. Went to the city and had a stab at the arcade version (who knows - my luck could have changed) ... best I landed was a 5. Went off and got the deadmus head, took the speedboat to the island and licked the flowers giving me a stupidly large head and went back to the island. Had one last try on the arcade machine and landed a solid 14! I'm thinking not concentrating on the bottom of the screen helped (the huge head blocked part of the view) ... or it could have been blind luck

Tips;
- avoid double tapping
- find a rhythm
- approach the ladders from as low as possible to jump over them
- be patient - I thought I was gonna spend forever on this!
- have an ice bath prepared for your thumb

TL;DR - hardest cheevo ive won, be patient or get lucky
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By DanParkinson85 on 25 May 2017 00:02
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10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
and 100% reason to never play this game
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03 Jun 2016 01:16

Game sucks. You're going to hate yourself.

Mute your audio. don't listen to anything in the game. Get the camera wedged up against the coffee table so you get it closer to the screen. Then put a post it note or something like that on your real life TV over the score so you can't see it. This will get rid of the adrenaline rush of attempting to get closer and closer and accidentally pressing Y when you shouldn't. Tap in a rhythm. you can be close to the top and bottom with the right tap. My screen is a 42 in and the TV in game resizes to about a 35 or so and the best taps get about half an inch to the top and bottom of the stupid ladders.

If you're good at Flappy bird then you're going to be terrible at this because it's built like a Taiwanese knockoff of a Chinese knockoff of the Canadian import.
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28 Apr 2015 08:59

The Flapmaster is one of the more annoying Achievements in Goat Simulator. To get the Achievement you must score 10 points using the Flappy Goat Arcade game, the game itself is found upstairs inside the Coffee House. Approach the tv, I'd personally clear out the table so you can see the TV clearly then press cn_Y to begin the mini game.

The object of the game is to make it through 10 ladders by tapping cn_Y to balance your height. Gaps in the ladders range from high to low and it's completely random the order they will be in.

It can take a while to master it but preserve and you'll unlock it.

Here is a video showing that Achievement and a ton more, note that the video merely shows and explains how it is done. The restarts make it a random game.

For those who have no clue where the Coffee House is it is located in the starting area Goatville and is located on the same side of the road as the Construction Site but in the opposite direction near the tunnel. It is right next to a large Greenhouse and both Houses are next to the Red one where the boulder is.

The Flapmaster 3:08

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16 Apr 2015 09:41

This is my 1st attempt at a guide, so please be gentle. Just thought I'd weigh in with my experiences getting this achievement today & offer a few helpful tips you may find useful.

TIPS

1) Turn off all mutators. I found the addition of Halos', Devil Horns and other things to be off putting. Especially the Halo. That thing was right in the view of the TV.

2) The hit detection in this is terrible. Seemed especially bad on the way down out of a ladder.

3) Silence is golden. I found that sometimes I would inadvertently tap along to the music and this would get me killed so mute the TV. Also, I wore a pair of in ear headphones to make sure no outside noise was heard. My particular Kryptonite was the mother in law who lives with us. She has learning difficulties and loves to waffle a mile a minute. So try and keep noise down to a minimum.

4) Try and get the TV as central as you can. Sometimes if it wasn't, I found I was slightly off with my presses.

5) Be careful of animations that are going on in the game still. I can't tell you how many times I was distracted by the glider going past the right window. Or a leaf falling out of the tree on the left side window. I had leaves coming in to the room and blowing around or up the goats arse on numerous occasions. If you see them happening between turns, just wait till they stop.

And finally 6) Luck and patience are something you will need in abundance to get this. Took me nearly 4 hours of constant trying. Best of luck to you all. Hope this helps.
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04 May 2015 16:28

Haven't seen this posted yet, but the Flappy Goat game in Goat Bay City is MUCH EASIER than the one in the coffee house. The ladders appear to be further apart. I think it has to do with the aspect ratio of the arcade machine vs. the tv. I was consistently getting 6+ on my attempts at the arcade machine rather than 0-3 on the TV. Maybe it was all in my head. Whatever it was, I found it much easier on the carnival machine.

At the carnival, past the scrambler you'll find 3 arcade machines. Flappy Goat is on the furthest arcade machine to the left.

Try it!
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04 May 2015 07:51

I tried to find an easier way to do this but it seems practicing is the only way ! although with these few tips, you can make it faster :
1) Try to line the goat with top of the lower ladder as you see in this video and as soon as you get close, double tap on Y button ( should be small time gap between first tap and the second to avoid hitting the upper ladder)
2) Randomly, there is an easy map that let you go straight in the middle so don’t miss that one.
3) Place your goat in the middle of TV like in this video . some angles make it little hard to focus specially when you stand on the left or right of TV.
It took me 2-3 hours to find the best way and master it on xbox one but I got the xbox 360 achievement in less than 5 min with above method.
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22 Apr 2015 12:15

Well, there's a reason that this trophy is the rarest one. Flappy Goat is a mini-game that is accessed in one of two places.

On the first level you can find it in the Coffee Stain HQ (a large house in the corner of the map near some other houses) upstairs on the hi-def TV. Or you can find it on the second level on an arcade machine under the ferris wheel (the arcade machine on the left of the three).

You start the game by walking up to it and then pressing triangle.

The game itself is a clone of Flappy Bird where you press one button to jump in mid-air and have to get your goat to pass safely through gaps. The problem is that it is initially balls-hard and also has very bad, and unfriendly, collision detection.

Tips:

1. The TV version is in 16:9, the arcade version is in 4:3. Pick the ratio that suits you. I went with 4:3.

2. Find the rhythm that keeps the goat at a set height. You can get four jumps in between gaps so use that rhythm and slightly adjust for when you need to move up and down.

3. Turn the music/sound off. I muted my TV. You need to be able to keep that rhythm going.

4. Try to get a good view of the screen. I pulled a bench over to the arcade machine and stood the goat on that to get a closer view of the screen. I actually used an angled view where the left side of the screen was closer to me. I guess it helped.

5. It helps to get a little distracted. My best runs all involved me thinking about other things before my concentration snapped back and I ended up crashing on 8 or 9.

6. You can go from a good run to a series of rubbish ones easily. Do not worry about it. You'll get your mojo back as quick as it went.

7. Ignore people who say 'this was easy, I got it on like my third go.' These people are pricks. Every trick trophy attracts them.

8. If you meet anyone who works for Coffee Stain HQ, they've earned a warm palm across the face.

9. When you start, you'll likely struggle to get past 1 or 2. That is fine. This trophy isn't that rare which means that plenty of people have managed it. You will get better and when you find your rhythm, you will get this trophy and the sweet platinum. It's all good.

10. If you're going to downvote this solution, it is what it is. Don't hate the player, hate the game, kids.
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i struggled getting this trophy on the ps 3 version of the game
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By DeathofRats09 on 18 Aug 2015 15:56
I've been trying this for best part of a week so multiple hours per day. I hated and was terrible at the original flappy bird but this is just impossible for me....sign...no platinum for me!
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By MrDiNozzox on 30 Aug 2015 22:05
Patience is a virtue..
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By deFilmeister on 07 Sep 2015 19:09
i rage quit twice and im a really patient person, thanks for the help you've given me the motivation to try again!
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By starchaser75 on 10 Nov 2015 21:31
Tip 5 is by far the best part of this solution. You need to basically turn your brain off. I put a podcast on and ended up getting a score of 13 within 20 minutes after getting no higher than 6 on all my previous attempts.
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By dwu on 14 Mar 2017 16:39
i got the trophy today on the ps4 using this method/video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLPu6lo8Uok

For me, it was easier to attempt it on the TV in the house, i was able to move the goat close enough to see the whole game, in colour, just like in the video.

On the arcade, the maximum score I was able to get was 7, while on the HD TV I got lots of 8 and 9 before I finally got the score of 10 after 1h30-2h of playing it.
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By Dancsi39 on 05 Jan 2020 23:51
Definitely the big tv its better
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By J0n4sM3rEsc on 10 Jun 2020 14:41
If anyone is still struggling with the 100% for this game, shoot me a message and we can work something out
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By imb3ast4life880 on 17 Jun 2020 17:44
I have one tip: Move your face as close to the tv screen (In real life and in game) as possible. Before hand I tried for 20-30 mins to get the trophy and couldnt, but when I moved Closer, It took no more than 5 tries.
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By cr37994 on 21 Jun 2020 04:33
What worked for me: approach each gap from slightly below & jump into it, then when you're close to landing on the bottom lip jump again. Staying low gives you plenty of headroom & you only need to worry about getting over one thing instead of threading between two.
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By obs8x on 27 Sep 2020 22:55
I spent well over 80 hours in getting Flapmaster alone. I tweeted at Coffee Stain and Goat Simulator when I finally got the trophy back in September, politely telling them to suck it and I can't wait to have to do something ridiculously hard again for Goat Simulator 3.
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By daltagnan_ on 06 Oct 2022 16:32
Did this in a couple of hours on the PS3 version listening to an old radio show I like. You start off shit, then gradually begin to work out a rhythm and get gradually better and get relaxed, then a couple of near misses get to you and you get really pissed off, start fucking up again and then rinse and repeat until you get it. Have no intention of doing it again, though. How it's only a 1.4 and just over 60% of people on PSN Profiles have done it is beyond me. It's Sound Shapes Death Mode levels all over again.
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By LunchCannon54 on 16 Oct 2015 07:43
Let me share my experience on this after reading various comments about this trophy....
I first time tried in goatville (because I was already there doing other trophy so lazy to change)... I tried for 1h almost and never been able to do it. The max I could do was 8 times... But barely average it was 2-3...
Decided to give up and continue other trophy... Until I went to goat city, it took me just 3min to be able to complete the 10 times....not sure if it was luck or not or maybe as suggested by many, it was maybe easier in goat by city.
Another issue is that it seems to have bug as I saw the trophy unlocked notification but when I check the trophy list it's still isn't............
I had similar issue with other trophy on this game, it suddenly unlocked after a while so I may wait a bit more.... So you know.
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By Vatchaye on 01 Mar 2024 18:47
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Hi guys!

I managed to get this achievement and was thinking by myself... Why not give some tips for you guys who are struggling with this and get here to seek for some help...

Though the method in above solutions work well too... I found mine a bit more suitable for myself... I even had music on very loud and the rythm of the music didn't even bother me while playing this mini-game. Though this might vary for some of you!

After trying to aim for the lower pillar, but finding myself most of the times sitting on top of the pillar having failed, I found a constant method of "small bounces" is working quite well for me too...
I flapped through the gates on a tempo that didn't make the goat rise, but didn't make it fall either. So what do you want to do?

- Make your bounces as tiny as possible! You can flap right through the gates.
- Reposition yourself for next tower as soon as you left the previous gate.
- Only change bounce pattern to adjust for the next gate but get back to your tiny flapping method so you can get right through the gate again.
- Get used to the flapping tempo by practicing, after a while you'll feel it when you got the bounce right.
- Once you got the bounce right, all you need to do is practice a little bit more on the gates.
- I advise to focus mainly on your goat and the way it bounces, but keep the pillars in your sights too and adjust your height when needed.

Watch my video, I hope you then understand all my above tips! I found this waaaay more easy going compared to aiming for the lower pillar... I've recorded it on video and below you can find it.
Don't worry that I'm starting at gate 4, you'll get to see the full 10 gates as I took it to 14. :P

I hope you guys can see the tips I'm giving you in my video and I hope it gives you guys some result too!

Good luck and happy hunting!

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02 Jun 2015 00:42

Hey all, this is more a helpful hint than a guide...

After attempting this for many hours, it began to frustrate me. So I tried a new approach and it worked first time...

Go to the coffee stain house and use the tv, headbutt all furniture so u can see tv perfect. Slow down time (doesn't slow game, just the distractions around the screen), then pause the game, go to options, lower the music volume to half and remove quests from showing on screen. Then unpause and play the game.... I spent countless hours trying everything else, did it this way and got to 12 on first go

Hope this helps anyone else :)
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If you have the elite controller, I found this much, much easier after remapping cn_Y to cn_RT, with hair triggers. Took me three attempts after switching.
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23 Feb 2016 17:44

Hey guys,

This achievement sucks.
As you probably well know the hitboxes are broken and half the time it's straight up luck whether you get to ten or not but there are somethings that you can do to maximise your luck.

1. Clear the room, obvious and in absolutely ever solution, and so it should be, you need to be focused on the screen and nothing else.

2. Activate Angel Goat Mutator, you're likely going to need more than five minutes to complete this horrible achievement and you don't want the Angel Goat to randomly activate midway through one of your runs.

3. Don't face the TV like you'd be watching it, that leads to horrible, distracting head twitches. What you want to do instead is approach the TV from the side so the left or the right side of the goat is pressed against the TV stand.

4. Totally personal preference but I tilted my camera angel slightly to the left rather than the complete centre as I wanted to simulate the Goat approaching the bars better than approaching it flat on, for me that angel isn't as good.

5. Slow Motion mode- activate it, your goat breathing won't be as noticeable and you're going to stay more focused.

6. TAKE BREAKS!!! This is probably the reason why I unlocked this achievement, I probably spent Seven hours total trying to unlock this achievement, and my most successful runs were after I returned from my breaks. When you get a couple consecutive 0's/1's you know it's not going to happen, take a break from the achievement and come back with a better mindset. Honestly breaks are your friend.

7. Just stay relaxed it can sometimes be daunting seeing the number creeping up 6...7...8...9... and you will make erratic judgements, I failed on nine twice, but I didn't get raged because that was not going to be constructive as staying calm is pivotal for this achievement. If you're an angry person don't even attempt this.

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*optional* if you're lucky enough to have an elite controller definitely map cn_Y to either cn_LT or cn_RT for that. I don't have an elite controller but I can tell you it would have been easier if I could have used a trigger rather than a button.

9. When between the two bars DO NOT double jump if you do you'll almost definitely catch that stupid waggling tail on the bar. Also, try to stay relatively in line with the bars the whole time.

10. Mute the game. Mute all your friends, no talking, just the game.

11. *optional* Use Goatville, TV's bigger, not much more to say.

12. Finally, DO NOT take your finger off the Y button!!! if you take too long between pressing you WILL fail don't ever get complacent with Flappy Goat, he will kill you.

P.S. the achievement will take a few seconds to pop so don't break down right too quickly give it some time. I also suggest rewarding yourself for completing this achievement, which was, in my case, uninstalling this game after headbutting Deadmau5 off a building.

But seriously this achievement will make you envy the dead, have a good day.
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10 Jun 2016 11:43

OK, this is the worst achievement I have went for in a while. Now first off I would advice doing this in the coffee house as the screen is bigger. Now I spent 8 hours trying this with no luck due to poor programming and cheap deaths. Now I after spending so much time on it, I started noticing exactly how much bigger the ladders were in terms of the programming and not the visual display.
So my tip is sit really damn close to your TV, I know this is bad for your vision but it helps. You can be more focused on the actual goat. This helped me and with sitting in front of my TV I got it in 10 minutes.
Although I wouldn't advice trying this method for any form of prolonged period of time.
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28 Apr 2015 11:58

The Flapmaster is one of the hardest achievements in Goat Simulator.

To begin, find the Flappy Goat game either at the top floor of Coffee Stain Studios in Goatville or at the arcade machines in Goat Bay City. I would recommend the Coffee Stain Studios game, because it has a bigger screen.

To start the game, remove any mutators (to prevent you from accidentally activating them) and press cn_Y

To fly, tap cn_Y. If you touch the top or the bottom of the screen, you will die and return to the start. You will also die if you touch any of the ladders that you are supposed to fly through.

The goal of the game is to fly through the ladders that come towards you, similar to the popular mobile game Flappy Bird. If you have experience with Flappy Bird, try to ignore it. The physics and hit detection in this game are different, and it WILL throw you off at first. The hit detection seems to be somewhat buggy, as it will sometimes register a hit even when you are in the empty space between the ladders, and there is more gravity.

The ladders reset randomly every attempt, which makes this achievement even more difficult. With a lucky run and a lot of practice, eventually you will reach 10 points.
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24 Apr 2015 04:54

Following everything else above: Goatville, turning the tele sounds off, getting into the zone of pressing Y and using Mutators I eventually got this. I used the following mutators.
Feather Goat
Space Goat
Angel goat
Ripped Goat
Robot Goat
Goatborn
Repulsive Goat
Classy Goat
Deadgoa7
Double Jump
VR Mutator

The VR mutator initially seems very weird, but use it, it means you move into the goats POV and can make the tele a little bigger :)
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12 Jun 2016 16:33

This is how I got The Flapmaster Achievement. It was driving me nuts and I spent hours trying to get this. Following pixelpixels tip I equipped Ripped Goat, Goatborn, Repulsive Goat, Classy Goat, Deadgoa7 and Double Jump mutations as these supposedly provide a little lag to make it easier. To be honest it didn't seem to make much difference to me however this is what did make a difference. Firstly I turned off all game sounds and switched to slo-mo. These help but the deal-breaker for was this: on my TV I have a built-in Zoom. I used this to make the Flappy Goat screen bigger. Once I did this I was getting up to 8 or 9 quite easily. You need to find the right rhythm and concentrate hard, but I got it a lot quicker by doing this. The Xbox capture doesn't show the zoomed-in screen unfortunately.

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09 Jun 2016 09:13

You can find it in the upstairs Living Room of the Coffee Stain Studios house in Goatville behind the protestors near the spawn.

Yes, this is the most frustrating achievement to get. The only advise I can give is TURN OFF THE MUSIC. I had been going at it for 20 minutes and the highest I got was 7. Then I muted my TV and got 10 first try.

I felt like I would be pressing the button to the beat and that didn't fit the mini-game. So I guessed without music I would do better and it worked.
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19 Apr 2015 06:10

Not so much a solution but this is how I got the achievement , I haven't seen this written or mentioned anywhere but thought I'd put it out there ... I have no way of validating or replicating what happened to see if the achievement would pop again !

So , I was going for this achievement using various of the posted solutions but at best I was hitting 6 or 7 gates ,once or twice I got to 9 gates ,but other than that I was getting nowhere near the 10 gates required ... So I decided to quit for the night !

I simply turned of My box , without quitting the game , leaving the game set up as it had been for the previous 2 Hrs ( I was using no mutators ) and went to bed !

On My return home from work ,the following day , I thought I'd continue where I left off and try to get the achievement ... After switching on My Box ( which had been switched of for a total of around 16 Hrs) and signing in I loaded the game simply by pressing the A button on it ( because it was the last thing I played it was top of the list ) and continued exactly from My last failed attempt with the exact same set up ..

The very first go I hit 14 gates and got the achievement ( of course ) ... For some reason it just seemed very easy and considerably slower - In fact it just seemed a lot more reactive to My button pushes !

This may be coincidence ... like I say I can not validate / replicate the achievement popping but If all else fails it may be worth a try this way !

If You have any questions then please feel free to message Me ....
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10 Jun 2016 14:13

Just achieved this today took about 2-3 hours of non-stop Y mashing. How I did was I went to goatville and went by the Coffee Stain and I moved everything out the way and even hit the back button ( slow mo) so I didn't move my goat on accident and so he wouldn't throw me off. Then I just stayed low and only double jumped to get across and stayed towards the middle of the two ladders, It also helped me focus on the middle of the ladders to make it through.

( This is my first solution, I'm sure everyone above me has a better review but, this may help someone I hope. )
Good luck! cn_guide
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06 Jun 2016 07:44

More of a tip/hint than an actual solution, as this achievement is painful (literally). My finger and wrist started hurting mashing the Y button trying to get into a rhythm.

I have the Elite controller, so at the end I used the larger paddle underneath the controller in the Y socket, and removed the other 3. The controller sat nicer in my hand, it was much less strain using my middle finder under the controller and I was able to get a better rhythm. Even then it took a while.

For positioning, I used the muscular goat mutator and jumped on the cabinet facing the screen. I then moved the goat slightly back and to the right part of the TV (the goat was in the TV field of view on the right side, but that is OK as it is a very small area that gets covered), and tried to get the left edge of the TV as vertical as possible (thus the TV being as 'flat' as possible). This made the TV screen much larger (I think every little variation makes a subtle difference, that could possibly help).

Anyways, hope this helps someone if you get frustrated. I posted a similar note in the 360 version, but I used my Street fighter IV arcade fighting stick instead.
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20 Feb 2016 21:17

If you're looking at solutions then you know how frustrating this achievement is. And as you'll see from the numerous other guides here there's no one easy method. What works for one person may not be solution for you but there are plenty of suggestions available.

I used the TV in goatville as I could get closer to the screen. I moved carefully through the room, moved between the table and TV and then turned to face it. This helped to force the camera to get close so it filled the majority of the screen.

One of the things I read was to use a metronome. This could help you keep a rhythm but would only work if you were staying the same height throughout the level. That's not to say the concept can't be useful.

What I did was mute my TV so I could clearly hear the clicking of the Y button. You'll learn a rhythm to get through the gaps. I found it easier to time to the sound of the click than trying to time each jump on screen.

That being said you'll still need to adjust your height between ladders either by increasing or decreasing by a half click. Once you are in line with the gap go back to the rhythm of the click.

It will take practice and a lot of patience to get this. Every time you get further, take it as a new personal best and try not to get frustrated when you hit the next ladder. Don't expect to get this achievement quickly, be prepared to repeat the process over and over. A positive attitude is required for this frustrating mini game.

When you fail, its easy to hammer the Y button to get the level started again but this caused me to lose my rhythm again. Instead take a moment before pressing anything to calm yourself for the next go.

When the 'press Y to start' appears, note the position of the goat onscreen is the starting position for the goat when the level starts and you'll be falling immediately. Initially I was button mashing to stop from hitting the bottom but your rhythmic timing is enough with slight adjustments for height.

I did have a few mutators on (angel, deveil, ripped and goatborn) but they didn't affect the game.

Good luck if you're trying for this achievement and have patience.
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06 Jun 2016 19:10

Just try this, Some reason the game just seemed so much easier with my goat hogging the tv



This is me playing but not it is not the moment I unlocked achievement but I knew I would do it soon after trying this method.
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Use the mutators from pixelpixel's guide. Experiment with the mutators. Avoid the ones that distract you too much, make you jump around, cause explosions or other things like that. I remember using a few more mutators, which I found to only change appearance. Your size change from a mutator can affect your screen view and experience of this 2D goat game, so take that into account as well. If there are mutators which result in just visible effects, a little shaking or something like that, you could probably use them, as long as they don't interfere with your experience too much. Keep your goat near the side of the screen if you need a closer view. I used the coffee shop TV for this, and it worked well since the screen is large. Kick away any objects that block your path. Now for the Flappy Bird clone itself. Practice to get used to the timing. I found that keeping a steady rhythm helps. Overtap a little if you're going too low. Simply release for a beat if you're coming in too high. Pay attention to your goat's path and check near the jumps to see if you're coming in low or high. Tap and release well ahead of the jumps to maintain a stable central line. If you want to take the low path to pass the tunnel pairs, do so as going up is a little easier than dropping down. Dropping down, you can make mistakes a little more easily and you'll have to closely look at your path and alter your rhythm to fit it. While going up to pass the tunnel pairs, you're simply jumping hurdles. Other than that, just keep practicing and you'll reach 10 points within a few attempts.
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04 Sep 2018 05:56

In the interest of making as much of a one-stop-shop as possible apart from collectibles, I've compiled all 28 achievements that aren't related to the two big sets of collectibles into one video.

For The Flapmaster, head into the coffee shop house and upstairs to where the Flappy Goats game is playing on the TV. My advice is to turn off your mutators so that you can jump up onto the shelf beside the TV to get it as zoomed-in as possible (zoom on your TV works too). There isn't any strategy to this disgustingly bad game, unfortunately. It's just as bad as the original Flappy Birds. Good luck and try not to break any controllers getting to 10 points!

This achievement can be seen starting at the 17:26 mark in the video below.

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15 Jul 2015 05:53

This one was terrible. What worked for me was getting a chair and sitting way too close to my tv, until the game took up my whole field of view, and focusing on the point a little above the next bottom ladder. I found better results when I focused a bit higher than it seemed I should need to if the hit box were correct. Probably looked like a crazy person, and maybe I was by the end.

Still took way too long to consistently hit that point. Used my index finger and got used to taping to the right beat. Got it on the arcade game next to the ferris wheel if that matters.
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08 Oct 2020 05:54

Its just tedious. But it’s not hard once you’ve got your groove. Just stay near the bottom. Don’t use slowmo. And it’s kinda of a 1&2&1&2 timing that’s all I can really say
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22 Sep 2021 17:34

So I just got this achievement on Steam. this was harder than any Souls game or rouge-like I've ever played in terms of stress. my advice, mute the game, zoom in, and use the arcade machine. not as buggy when it comes to hitboxes. Y presses will still get stolen from time to time, and the hitboxes are still dogshit, but not as dogshit. Focus on the goat's chin, as it's the lowest part of the goat. also focus on the center of the ladder gap and try to line the goat up with it, while staying as low as possible at the same time. I know it doesn't make sense, but the minigame itself doesn't cause it's broken.
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03 May 2023 19:51

This was harder than any Souls game or rouge-like I've ever played in terms of stress. my advice, mute the game, zoom in, and use the arcade machine. not as buggy when it comes to hitboxes. y presses will still get stolen from time to time, and the hitboxes are still dogshit, but not as dogshit. try and focus on the chin of the goat, and jumping over the bottom ladder instead of focusing on the top ladder. you could also try and focus on the middle of the gap and line the goat up with it in your peripheral vision. using all of these is what won me the achievement in the ned. I don't want to discourage, but it ultimately took me 12 - 14 hours to win.
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04 May 2023 00:00

This is attainable in either Goat Ville or Goat City Bay.

This will be the most frustrating and time consuming achievement to unlock. There are two locations where you can play this game; upstairs on the TV in the Coffee Stain Studios house in Goat Ville or along the railing of the ferris wheel in the amusement park in Goat City Bay (the left-most game cabinet). Playing at one location or the other has no real advantages. The rumor is that it is easier on the TV because you can get closer to the screen and be at eye level. I personally found it equally frustrating at both locations.

It’s a relatively simple game (in theory); keep pressing  to flap though breaks in what looks to be ladders without hitting anything. You need to clear 10 ladders for the achievement to unlock. This is easier said than done. The breaks are at different elevations and the game has terrible hit detection, so while it may appear you cleared the ladder, the game might say you failed. It is easier to go up than it is to go down, but be careful not to double-tap too much as this will also cause you to fail. It can be quite irritating.

The only advice I can recommend is keep practicing. Developing a pattern to the button pressing seems to work, along with keeping the goat in line with the top of the bottom ladder. Jumping over the bottom ladder as opposed to dropping through the break seems to work. People have also suggested that muting your TV helps as you are not distracted by the awful game noises and music.

There are tons of videos showing you how to do this, but watching someone playing and doing it yourself are two entirely different things. Still, if the video in "Goat Queen" isn’t helpful, maybe another one will be. Good luck!

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This is attainable in either Goat Ville or Goat City Bay.

This will be the most frustrating and time consuming achievement to unlock. There are two locations where you can play this game; upstairs on the TV in the Coffee Stain Studios house in Goat Ville or along the railing of the Ferris wheel in the amusement park in Goat City Bay (the left-most game cabinet). Playing at one location or the other has no real advantages. The rumor is that it is easier on the TV because you can get closer to the screen and be at eye level. I personally found it equally frustrating at both locations.

It’s a relatively simple game (in theory); keep pressing  to flap though breaks in what looks to be ladders without hitting anything. You need to clear 10 ladders for the achievement to unlock. This is easier said than done. The breaks are at different elevations and the game has terrible hit detection, so while it may appear you cleared the ladder, the game might say you failed. It is easier to go up than it is to go down, but be careful not to double-tap too much as this will also cause you to fail. It can be quite irritating.

The only advice I can recommend is keep practicing. Developing a pattern to the button pressing seems to work, along with keeping the goat in line with the top of the bottom ladder. Jumping over the bottom ladder as opposed to dropping through the break seems to work. People have also suggested that muting your TV helps as you are not distracted by the awful game noises and music.

There are tons of videos showing you how to do this, but watching someone playing and doing it yourself are two entirely different things. Still, if the video in "Goat Queen" isn’t helpful, maybe another one will be. Good luck!

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After 10 minutes of failure, I realized that I needed to find a more effective way to get it. If you have a wife/girlfriend/children/parents at home, then I strongly recommend locking the door so as not to make them doubt your well-being)
1. The most important thing is to be calm and not get irritated by little things, and this trophy is just another little thing in our life.
2. Place the goat in front of the TV so that nothing blocks your view.
3. Turn on all the lights in the room so as not to damage your vision.
4. Take a chair and sit as close to the TV as possible so you can see everything clearly. Believe me, it has a big impact.
5. You need to squint your eyes. Everything is simple here: all objects in the game are very bright and contrast strongly against a dark background, and constant flashes are also distracting. By covering our eyes a little, we remove the halo surrounding objects, thereby making the picture more accurate.
6. The last nail in our program!!! You need to tilt your head to the right, practically placing it on your right shoulder. Not to the left, nothing will change, I tried. Exactly to the right. I noticed that in this arrangement it is better to track the approach of the goat to the lower obstacle.
7. Purely optional. Turn off the sound on the TV so as not to fall under the rhythm of the music, as it does not follow the rhythm that you need to beat in the game. Or, if such things don’t stress or distract you, put on headphones and turn on some calm music. I received a trophy for the album Jose Gonsalez - In Our Nature, which came in very handy for such a routine activity.
8. This method may become boring if after 3-4 minutes you have not achieved what you want. Therefore, take a break for a couple of minutes or return your head and eyes to their normal position, and then return to the Gollum-scoliotic pose again)
I don't know if this will help everyone, but I got to 10 several times and 12 once this way. Just to check.
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I can’t count the rhythm of the buttons, because the height of the stairs is different and somewhere you have to jump more or less, I completed the achievement for 3 days, I tried playing for 30 minutes a day, on the third day I managed to pass about 20 minutes, without any reading of the rhythm and other tricks, I just got better during this time. I knocked out the rest of the trophies in a maximum of an hour or two, but I will say that this achievement is extremely difficult and annoying, so after receiving it I immediately deleted the game with relief)
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By Paershow on 20 Apr 2020 04:51
Done it in a few hours. At first I did it on a slot machine, but it didn’t work. Then I found a video guide and did it according to it. The idea is to stick the goat's head into the TV, which causes the game to slow down a bit. This requires several goats, I completed it with a goat for the battle and with a head from the party (the big blue one). Music also helps a lot, I played "My sweet lord" by George Harrison.
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By GeorgeBear on 08 Jan 2020 20:24
Took a trophy on the rides. During the passage, I turned off the sound of the game, sat as close as possible to the TV screen (my face is exactly at the levels of the game), put a pillow on my knees... so that the joystick in my hands was not weighted. And after many attempts everything worked out. By the way, listen to how you press the button, remember the rhythm and sound. Spent more than 2 hours on the trophy..
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By A-r-e-Y on 05 Jun 2016 09:22
when you go through the first three, you need to get into a rhythm and it’s easy. And it’s even better to play over a wire; there’s a delay over Bluetooth, but here it’s very important to jump accurately
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By slavan005 on 04 Jun 2016 18:10
I took it to goat city bay on the rides, the screen is slightly on the side (on the left side) - it’s easier

It’s better to put the joystick on something hard, in my case I played standing up, with the joystick on the back of a chair - this way the feedback of the button is felt better, and it’s easier on your hands
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By SeriiMac on 13 Mar 2016 19:10
So what I did most often was change the viewing angle of the TV: left, right, far, close. It seemed to me that the goat model was changing its size and speed. In the end it took about an hour. Completed the trophy while sitting as a goat in the lower left edge of the TV.
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By SnaffL on 08 Jan 2020 10:53
Pay attention to the head, as it is lower than the body
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By Parnishka2_0 on 08 Jul 2018 12:02
I spent about 20 minutes in the developers' house. He stood with his head up against the TV so that the TV would be as large as possible on my TV in real life, and he sat down closer. The most important thing: cover the score with some piece of paper . (I used a business card and a piece of plasticine) When you realize that you already have 8 or 9 points, you notice it with peripheral vision and lose concentration due to excitement and instantly lose. In general, after you stick the piece of paper, go into a trance, so to speak, because at first you will still mentally count the points. And after getting into the rhythm and without seeing the points, you can easily score 10 or even more points.
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By AmidAmyirp on 02 Feb 2020 13:49
There are a couple of invisible pixels in the pillar and goat model, making the game difficult. But if you give the goat a little more distance from the post, you can easily get to the 10th count
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By Tandezo on 06 Jul 2021 17:58
To make the screen as large as possible, you need to place a sofa or closet in front of the TV in the developers’ house so that you can go under it, thereby the camera will zoom and the game screen will become the entire screen of your TV. As was written earlier, sit closer to the TV by connecting the joystick via a wire.
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By Dinsonel on 27 Feb 2020 09:51
It took a relatively short time to get the trophy on PS5, the joystick was connected via wire, the controls seemed softer; before that, many attempts on PS4 were unsuccessful.
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By blacky01 on 27 May 2021 10:35
If the TV has a zoom function (called live zoom on LG), enlarge the desired part of the screen to the appropriate size and it turns out that the screen of the game TV completely matches the screen of the real one. It becomes MUCH more convenient.
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By Card on 07 Jul 2020 20:46
I spent a long time selecting tactics for passing. But in the end these tips helped:
1) To avoid delay, connect the gamepad via cable.
2) Turn off the sound (it throws off the rhythm (you can turn on the music)).
3) Sit closer.
4) Make the game screen larger.
5) Develop a rhythm and count it.
And additions from me:
1) The distance between the ladders is only just suitable for one jump (press , tune in in advance).
2) Do not look directly at the goat, only with peripheral vision, you need to look at the ladders. Sometimes it seems that the gap is at the same height, but it becomes one step higher or lower.
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By GviDoN94 on 09 Apr 2020 14:15
Everything that is written here, with the exception of the head tilt, is complete nonsense. Do not under any circumstances consider some kind of rhythm - it is not there at all. Take the joystick more comfortably, no matter how your fingers are positioned, you need to feel the goat, if you don’t feel it, then after 6-8 hours you will already understand how this damn goat moves, but then it’s a matter of luck!
There is a lucky corridor (that's what I call it), where 5 columns are on the same line (or almost on the same line). You can try your luck on it, but at the end there will be a jump down and then up.
It's all about the goat's sensitivity and fractions of seconds; going down is better than going up, but in the lower rows it's hard to catch the moment when you touch the edge of the monitor.
The games in the first and second worlds are different (not enormously, but there are differences), in the city it’s more convenient because you don’t have to take the goat away from the TV.
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By Bly on 30 Dec 2021 13:45
I found a way to get into the rhythm, I counted to three presses (once two three ) I tried several ways, counted to ten and to five, but only when I counted to three did I score 8 and 9 points [when I found this method, I got it in half an hour
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By RAPHIK47 on 05 Jan 2017 00:54
I played on two types of devices, an arcade machine (next to the Ferris wheel on the second map) and a TV (the first map), and came to a very interesting conclusion: playing on an arcade machine is much HARDER than on a TV, because... the image is very narrowed horizontally to the compact size of the machine. I suffered with it for about two hours and the maximum I achieved was 5 points. Then, I went to the TV and spent about 15-20 minutes collecting the coveted 10 points.
I hope this information will help someone, at least it became clear why some players spend suspiciously little time on this trophy.
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By dav125 on 27 Apr 2018 06:26
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The house labeled "Coffee Stain Studios" has a TV on the second floor. It includes a game: a parody of floppy bird. In this game you need to score 10 points (in 1 game). Control of the game - using the button .
The house is located on the right side of the road, if you walk from the construction site.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4m0zdZhxs
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The prize can also be taken from the slot machine, which is located under the Ferris wheel in the second city.
This is a really difficult prize. I was able to take it only when I was looking at the score, and looking at the goat in the minigame with peripheral vision, and at the same time I turned off all the sounds in the game. I pretended the goat was a penguin (it takes up less space on the screen).
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By cbnh-2 on 18 Aug 2015 07:25