Goat Simulator
85 Achievements
2,375
12-17h
A Story About My Goat
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
15
21.68%
How to unlock the A Story About My Goat achievement in Goat Simulator - Definitive Guide
Opposite almost of the starting area. Find the building where the garage is open, walk in, and go to the back left.
You'll see the device thing, with a thing floating in it.
Simply walk into it
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For A Story About My Goat, head to the garage in Goat Bay City and lick the crystal on the left, near the writing on the wall that says 'Do Not Lick'. It is floating in what looks kinda like a teleporter pad from Star Trek.
This can be seen at the 23:14 mark in the video below.
I have put a video in below explaining this if you find it easier.
This is attainable in Goat City Bay.
Standing facing the front of the hotel skyscraper, walk to the left over the bridge. Once you cross the bridge, turn left and on the right hand side of the street, just past the "art exhibit" building, is a garage. Walk to the back left corner of the garage and you will see a blue crystal hovering inside a transporter-looking machine. Scrawled on the wall to the right of the machine is the message "DO NOT LICK!!!" To unlock this achievement, simply jump into the machine to collect the crystal.
This is attainable in Goat City Bay.
Standing facing the front of the hotel skyscraper, walk to the left over the bridge. Once you cross the bridge, turn left and on the right hand side of the street, just past the "art exhibit" building, is a garage. Walk to the back left corner of the garage and you will see a blue crystal hovering inside a transporter-looking machine. Scrawled on the wall to the right of the machine is the message "DO NOT LICK!!!" To unlock this achievement, simply jump into the machine to collect the crystal.
This is attainable in Goat City Bay.
Standing facing the front of the hotel skyscraper, walk to the left over the bridge. Once you cross the bridge, turn left and on the right hand side of the street, just past the "art exhibit" building, is a garage. Walk to the back left corner of the garage and you will see a blue crystal hovering inside a transporter-looking machine. Scrawled on the wall to the right of the machine is the message "DO NOT LICK!!!" To unlock this achievement, simply jump into the machine to collect the crystal.