Goat Simulator
85 Achievements
2,375
12-17h
I wanna be a baahlionaire
Gather $1000000
15
0.36%
How to unlock the I wanna be a baahlionaire achievement in Goat Simulator - Definitive Guide
If you don't want to walk around too much, you can use the pirated goat mutator. You can unlock the pirated goat by going to research dome on left from spawn and go in and use the 3D printer.
Then just lick a NPC with $ signs, keep pressing the button and more should spawn. Head butt the lot of them and then rinse and repeat.
You can get money by smashing crates, hitting people with the money symbols on them and doing quests for people.
You can go for some of the other achievements before attempting this as you'll earn cash while doing other achievements. LIKE
$25,000 to follow my guide for all trophies(just under $1,700 each one)
$35,000 for the spaceship upgrade so you can earn money going for the blow up ship achievements.
$40,000 for the Test Chamber with a stack of money crates at top after finishing all chambers
It took me the best part of a hour to get $100,000 without mutators, but should make it faster than that with some of the above information I didn't know before.
Once you have 100k go to see the CEO and just headbutt him and then he will say "You're fired! !" then just go outside and hit/mash the button(which will spawn in money crates) while pressing to smash them as you go.(See below)
It's much faster to get from 100k to 1 million if you repeatedly hit + + . This will constantly spawn the hover bike thing and explode it, breaking the crates as you spawn them (pressing gets you back up again after the explosion). Thanks goes to Octobot Super for that piece of information.
Less than 5-10 minutes later you should have 1 million and you're done.
To gather $1,000,000 as fast as possible, you need to have raised $100,000 and earned an invitation to have dinner with the CEO of the colony.
To raise $100,000, just go around smashing crates, headbutting humans with dollar signs around them, completing quests and collecting trophies. This will come naturally as you are going around unlocking other achievements.
Note: If you restart your game (not respawn), everything in the game will be reset except the amount of money you raised. So if you are having trouble finding a good amount of money, just restart your game and everywhere you have collected previously will have respawned.
Once you have raised $100,000, the question mark area in the northwest part of the map will now be accessible. This is where the CEO is located. Make your way to that area and enter the “chamber” of the CEO. He will be dancing at the head of a long table. Stand next to him and headbutt him and he will say “You’re fired!!” (you can read what he has to say before you do that but it’s not necessary).
Now comes the fun part. You now have the ability to spawn an unlimited amount of money chests. As you continually press , money chests will spawn and smash constantly. This needs to be done for roughly 10 minutes to reach $1,000,000. Once you do, the achievement will unlock.
It is not known when you lose this ability (whether by respawning or selecting/deselecting mutators and then mutating back into the game), but eventually pressing will not spawn any more crates, so it is recommended you do this as soon as you have the ability.
To gather $1,000,000 as fast as possible, you need to have raised $100,000 and earned an invitation to have dinner with the CEO of the colony.
To raise $100,000, just go around smashing crates, headbutting humans with dollar signs around them, completing quests and collecting trophies. This will come naturally as you are going around unlocking other achievements.
Note: If you restart your game (not respawn), everything in the game will be reset except the amount of money you raised. So if you are having trouble finding a good amount of money, just restart your game and everywhere you have collected previously will have respawned.
Once you have raised $100,000, the question mark area in the northwest part of the map will now be accessible. This is where the CEO is located. Make your way to that area and enter the “chamber” of the CEO. He will be dancing at the head of a long table. Stand next to him and headbutt him and he will say “You’re fired!!” (you can read what he has to say before you do that but it’s not necessary).
Now comes the fun part. You now have the ability to spawn an unlimited amount of money chests. As you continually press , money chests will spawn and smash constantly. This needs to be done for roughly 10 minutes to reach $1,000,000. Once you do, the achievement will unlock.
It is not known when you lose this ability (whether by respawning or selecting/deselecting mutators and then mutating back into the game), but eventually pressing will not spawn any more crates, so it is recommended you do this as soon as you have the ability.
I'm tired of typing, I probably pressed it a million times)