Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas – The Definitive Edition

35 Achievements

1000 XP

50-60h

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Not a Player

Go on at least one date with every potential girlfriend.

25 XP

1.0%

How to unlock the Not a Player achievement in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas – The Definitive Edition - Definitive Guide

ItsRitchyy Rich

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12 Nov 2021 19:23

1) Denise Robinson
Location: Unlocked after the mission 'Burning Desire'
Available: 16:00 - 06:00
Likes: N/A. You saved her life so appearance is'nt an issue.
Rewards:
- At 50% she gives you the keys to her Green Hustler.
- 100% unlocks the Pimp Suit which will then be delivered to your wardrobe.
Additional Info:
- She'll start inviting you in for coffee at 40%.

2) Michelle Cannes
Location: Inside Driving School
Available: 00:01 - 12:00
Likes: 20 - 40% muscle, 20 - 50% fat.
Rewards:
- Get free vehicle repairs at her garage
- 50% unlocks her car. Which is a Monster truck.
- 100% delivers the racing outfit to your wardrobe.
Additional Info:
- She'll start inviting you in for coffee at 40%.
- She likes Bars and Fast driving during dates. Sometimes she'll want to drive.

3) Helena Wankstein
Location: Shooting targets on the roof of Ammunation, Blueberry, Red County.
Available: 08:00 - 12:00 and 14:00 - 02:00
Likes: Average. 15% - 25% muscle, 0% - 5% fat.
Rewards:
- Chainsaw, a flamethrower, molotov cocktails, and a pistol available at her shed at all times.
- 50% unlocks her Bandito.
- 100% delivers Rural clothes (overalls and a flanal shirt) to your wardrobe.
Additional Info:
- She does'nt like going fast so drive very slowly.
- She likes rural areas and some nice parts of town. This includes the area all around her farm.
- She'll start inviting you in for coffee at 70%.

4) Barbara Schternvart
Location: Police Parking lot in El Quebrados.
Available: 16:00-06:00
Likes: 10% - 15% muscle, 60% - 100% fat.
Rewards:
- While dating her you keep your weapons after been busted and are charged no Bail fee.
- 50% unlocks her Ranger (police SUV).
- 100% delivers a Police Outfit to your wardrobe.
Additional Info:
- She likes the area all around El Quebrados.
- She does'nt like going fast so drive slow.
- She'll start inviting you in for coffee at 60%.

5) Katie Zhan
Location: At the edge of Avispa Country Club golf course in San Fierro.
Available: 12:00 - 00:00
Likes: Muscles 75%
Rewards:
- While dating her you keep your weapons after being wasted and are charged no Hospital Fee.
- 50% Unlocks her Romero (Hearse)
- 100% delivers the Medic outfit to your wardrobe.
Additional Info:
- Drive fairly slow.
- She does'nt like where she lives so take her to a bar outside her neighbourhood.
- She'll start inviting you in for coffee at 50%.

6) Millie Perkins
Location: Unlocked after the mission 'Key to her Heart'
Available: 02:00 to 10:00 and 14:00-18:00
Likes: Fast cars, Gimp suit and double-sided dildos.
Rewards:
- 35% unlocks the Key.
- 50% unlocks her Pink Club.
- 100% unlocks nothing!
Additional Info:
- She likes average speed.
- She also likes the area she lives in so don't stray to far.
- She'll start inviting you in for coffee at 40%.
- She'll invite you in straight away if your wearing the gimp suit.
- Many people had problems with Millie not being available. I too had that problem. To fix it simply turn up at the given time dressed in the Gimp suit. You won't have to go on a date with her as she invites you in for coffee straight away. Equiping a Dildo increases your chances too.

12 Nov 2021 19:23

55 Comments

Yeap

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 17 Nov 2021 23:53

Even if the date fails does it still count?

By HGonz on 17 Nov 2021 18:13

Can you do this all at once after completing the game or is it throughout the game they only appear like random characters in gta 4 &5?

By schwartzy2995 on 18 Nov 2021 01:13

I'm not a player I just fuck a lot.

By The SCHWARTZ 00 on 14 Nov 2021 16:15

Bad dates count don't they?

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 14 Nov 2021 17:23

also just to point out if you collect all 50 oysters (required for 100%) the girlfriends will date you regardless if you meet their requirements or not

By afatlemur2277 on 14 Nov 2021 20:37

Is dating considered just taking them out or filling the meter all the way up then taking them out?

By UGWRayne on 15 Nov 2021 08:07

Just one date

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 15 Nov 2021 08:55

can these be done post game?

By MattyHustedUk on 15 Nov 2021 12:04

does'nt

By TonySki on 15 Nov 2021 13:32

Bad dates do count even the ones you go to pick a girl up at her house and she refuses a date because you changed your appearance and the progress bar goes down. This is how I got the achievement.

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 15 Nov 2021 23:39

You should change the solution a bit. Millie doesn't have requirements like Denise as she is story related and Helena also wants about 40-50 per cent sex appeal.

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 15 Nov 2021 23:41

So the goal is to be invited in for coffee?

By UGWRayne on 16 Nov 2021 00:40

No only a date

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 16 Nov 2021 07:48

so denise and millie aren't missable they will happen automatically from the story? and when you get all the oysters you can just date anyone whenever without the requirements? so the achievements isn't missable at all no?

By xNSHD on 18 Nov 2021 15:06

Yes exactly

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 18 Nov 2021 16:18

Thanks for the clarification

By schwartzy2995 on 20 Nov 2021 05:38

Just acquiring the girls is not enough though. You have to go on first date.

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 20 Nov 2021 08:33

Whats classified as a date? Take them out 1 time after acquiring them or having them invite you in for coffee?

By UGWRayne on 20 Nov 2021 15:11

Taking them out.

Also visiting them with a appearance they don't like after acquiring them is also considered a date. They won't go out with you and you will lose progress but its considered a date.

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 20 Nov 2021 17:32

Your time for Michelle is wrong. She is there from 17:00-22:00 in my game. Never shows up between 00:01-12:00 for me

By on 20 Nov 2021 20:31

^ The time for Michelle is correct. Numerous guides say this going back to 2004. However, the red blip thing sometimes isn't visible but the date can still be triggered by parking in the correct spot.

By Blissed Away on 21 Nov 2021 06:42

Any one have trouble with this unlocking? I have 1 successful date with all 6 but no achievement

By on 21 Nov 2021 17:07

Can this be achieved at any point, or are any of these GFs missable?

By StoverYYQ on 22 Nov 2021 06:15

I’m having issues with this unlocking. Been on dates with all 6 at least once, possibly twice with most..

By The Manic Moose on 24 Nov 2021 18:54

I did Helena last, achievement popped as soon as I started the date.

By BlueLebowski on 27 Nov 2021 19:10

Is this missable?

I've completed the story and don't have a gimp suit and Millie isn't popping up on my map?

By Im Just Maccor on 28 Nov 2021 16:12

Wikia copypasta

By Psi Commando on 29 Nov 2021 02:28

I got the achievement. I did al six no achievement so I went to one of the 6 bing bong achievement unlocked

By FS infection on 29 Nov 2021 22:26

Does it need to be good dates? I date all and no achievement

By xMr Skitzo on 04 Dec 2021 10:41

This guide helped for finding all of the girls, however I used your advice for going on good dates, and every one turned into a disaster.

By Tozi Tiberius on 04 Dec 2021 18:02

You should add that all sex appeal criteria can be overridden by collecting all oysters first, which has to be done for 100% anyway.

By Rheinadler on 05 Dec 2021 15:02

This is flagged as missable, can some clarification be added to just how it can be missed please?

By Lord Von Chimp on 05 Dec 2021 20:14

@Lord Von Chimp

My best guess is it’s missable because it’s possible to kill Millie before finishing a date?

By thepack1221 on 06 Dec 2021 18:21

I have dated all 6, and it’s hasn’t popped??

By MultipedRiver38 on 09 Dec 2021 02:38

Michelle simply won't show up for me. I've tried every time of the day, over 20 times and she is never there. I definitely haven't killed her since I haven't seen her at all. Could this be a glitch?

By NeunBuerste on 15 Dec 2021 01:21

Edit: showed up literally a minute after commenting. So if you're havimg the same issue as me and Michelle won't spawn, just try over and over again. She was there for me at 4:00am

By NeunBuerste on 15 Dec 2021 01:23

I think the body fat and muscle requirements may be a bit more lenient than what's written here. I got Barbara to ask me out with 3% fat and 23% muscle, and Michelle directly afterwards with 9% fat and 23% muscle. Achievement unlocked as soon as I picked Michelle up from her house, I didn't have to complete the date

By PhoenixWartooth on 18 Dec 2021 08:42

Why is this flagged as missable? If you get all oysters you have infinite chances with all girlfriends even after they dump you and they also respawn after dying. Sure, it's a pain to need to get all oysters, but this still isn't technically missable.

By JedEgan on 23 Dec 2021 15:27

With Millie I never had to go anywhere. I showed up in the gimp suit and it was automatic coffee, very easy and quick.

Another thing off topic from this achievement, I went after all dates getting 100% with each all in a row and got so fat with all the dining that I had to go the gym to run it off on the stationary bike. I was at 90% body fat and went into Burger Shot to eat and popped that fully obese achievement. I had all 50 oysters when I started the dating run so my appearance meant nothing.

By I ASK NO ONE on 03 Jan 2022 03:16

how is this missable?

By snake42069 on 09 Jan 2022 03:29

How is the achievement missable? You gain those 2 companions by the story. They also never disappear. Your definition of missable is wrong.

By II TH3PRO II on 21 Jan 2022 04:10

Can confirm this achievement is not missable. I waited until after completing End of the Line to get this achievement and had no problems finding any of the girls

By DJBringa on 21 Jan 2022 07:34

Michelle wouldnt date me until I was 100% fat. So I dont know how accurate those requirements are.

By WifelikeDrip on 21 Jan 2022 16:09

If you kill Denise the first time you go on a date with her she does disappear. Then as you never finished your date you can't get this achievement. The oysters don't work on Denise or Millie because getting them as girlfriends is mission specific and missions aren't repayable. Therefore this achievement is missable.

By Ratboy5768 on 23 Jan 2022 06:07

I had 0% body fat and 20% muscle and dated Barbara

By Kantarya on 15 Apr 2022 10:43

Kate as well only 20% muscle

By Kantarya on 15 Apr 2022 10:48

Michelle showed up for me at 16:30. I was having trouble finding here at the driving school

By CaarvalhoAle on 08 May 2022 22:57

Michelle showed up for me at 16:30 too

By Bloody Renji on 23 May 2022 04:26

Millie showed up for me at 12 (Noon). 6 - 10am didn't work for me.

By AlteredScotsman on 27 Jul 2022 17:07

Michelle at 13:30 for me to meet her, to take her on a date she was at home after 00:00

By TangerineGamer on 04 Sep 2022 09:23

You don’t have to drive slow for Katie and you can take her to the diner behind her house for a good date.

By Trombonafide on 03 Dec 2023 23:44

You can do it after completing the main quest. Denise and Millie are story related. The others need specific appearance so if you collect all 50 oysters, the requirements will be nullified.

By SPΛΙΝΤΞRCΞΛΛ on 18 Nov 2021 08:00

Thanks for the needed info for each girlfriend as I had forgotten what was needed since the old days of the game being out haha. However, not sure if this was the case for everyone or just me, but with Michelle in the driving school, she wouldn't date me when my body fat was at 32% and said I was too skinny. So I increased my body fat to 50% and she did want to date me then, so not sure what the actual starting body fat percentage is for her, but that is something to keep in mind for anyone else that may come up against this. Other than that this is all spot on, and you have received a "Thumbs Up" for this guide

By Stev0 90 on 02 Dec 2021 15:51

The achievement is technically missable. You can't use the oysters to get back with Denise or Millie as you have to complete a mission to date them and missions aren't replayable. It would be incredibly hard to miss this achievement but still technically missable.

By Ratboy5768 on 19 Jan 2022 07:40

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Nuke Cola 1

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26 Nov 2021 20:08

Going for 100% (of course you are)

So don't even worry about this until you have collected the 50 oysters, as the oysters removes the girls likes and dislikes about CJs appearance, with the oysters collected it does not matter what your wearing or what your physique is, simply meet, date and instantly "go in for coffee"

This website has a guide about what date locations the different girls like.

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/gta-san-andreas-girlfrien...

26 Nov 2021 20:08

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Wow I didn't know about the oysters. Great trick and nice post!

By I ASK NO ONE on 28 Dec 2021 17:05

Thank you! Was worried about having to constantly change my muscle for the different girls but knowing that's the reward for all the Oysters anyway is a big relief.

By AlteredScotsman on 20 Jul 2022 18:14

Psi Commando

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29 Nov 2021 02:30

In addition to the other guide

All that matters with the physical requirements is to ask the girl out. Once she's in your girlfriend pool, even if you show up at her door and she turns you down because you're too fat/muscled/ whatever, it'll still count as a date and the achievement will pop.

(So i'd advice getting Helena ASAP in the beginning before you develop too much muscle or fat, that'll get her out of the way)

29 Nov 2021 02:30

BestRanger22

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13 Nov 2021 14:45

MrWilliamThor

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13 Nov 2021 21:30

► All Potential Girlfriends:
Denise Robinson (0:00) - Unlocked after the mission "Burning Desire"
Helena Wankstein (0:37) - At the Ammunation in Blueberry
Millie Perkins (1:34) - Unlocked after the mission "Key to her Heart"
Barbara Schternvart (2:11) - Police Parking lot in El Quebrados
Michelle Cannes (3:04) - At the Driving School
Katie Zhan (4:01) - At the edge of Avispa Country Club golf course in San Fierro
Tips to increase Sex Appeal (5:05)

13 Nov 2021 21:30