High On Life

High On Life

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Porch Pirate

Porch Pirate

Find every scattered Muxxalon package.

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How to unlock the Porch Pirate achievement in High On Life - Definitive Guide

You need to collect all packages in the three locations in the DLC for the achievement.

Outskirts - 18
Duffalo Ranch -21
Muxxalon HQ - 19

You can check which ones you have by opening your inventory and going to "Mundane" tab and all the items will be listed you've found in the packages. (except for the few boxes in Muxxalon HQ that have humans inside them.)

Times stamps below video


0:00 1/18 - Travel Comb
0:34 2/18 - Box Fan
1:25 3/18 - Chocolate Chip Cookie
1:58 4/18 - Shower Sandals
2:19 5/18 - Frog Pot
3:05 6/18 - Zapper Racket
3:23 7/18 - Towel Set
4:29 8/18 - Lawn Chair
4:54 9/18 - VHS Tape
5:20 10/18 - Jump Rope
5:50 11/18 - Trading Card
6:29 12/18 - Dental Pick
9:03 13/18 - Detergent Pods
9:36 14/18 - Trading Card
10:32 15/18 - WD-40 Barrels
11:09 16/18 - Cutlery
11:52 17/18 - Chicken Drumstick
12:31 18/18 - Pliers
13:03 1/21 - Chocolate
13:34 2/21 - Foam Finger
14:10 3/21 - Rock
15:18 4/21 - Toy Bike
15:54 5/21 - Walnuts
16:21 6/21 - Maracas
16:53 7/21 - Toy Candles
18:09 8/21 - Candlebara
18:56 9/21 - Acoustic Guitar
19:43 10/21 - Cups
20:21 11/21 - Trading Card
21:29 12/21 - 8 Ball
21:51 13/21 - Trading Card
23:19 14/21 - Trading Card
23:45 15/21 - Nail Clippers
24:09 16/21 - Hamster Figurine
24:39 17/21 - Abstract Bird Scuplture
25:06 18/21 - Vintage Radio
25:57 19/21 - Toy Cash Register
26:20 20/21 - Used Password Box
26:56 21/21 - Skateboard
27:28 1/19 - Trading Card
28:22 2/19 - Human
28:59 3/19 - Kitty Litter Scooper
29:45 4/19 - 101 Paperclips (boxed)
30:25 5/19 - Box
31:26 6/19 - Hammer
31:42 7/19 - Human
32:09 8/19 - Lithium Battery
32:38 9/19 - Human
32:46 10/19 - Human
33:10 11/19 - Trading Card
34:12 12/19 - Hex Wrench
34:31 13/19 - Human
35:12 14/19 - Dog Chew Toy
35:32 15/19 - Mechanical Keyboard
35:57 16/19 - Trading Card
36:41 17/19 - 101 Paperclips (loose)
36:58 18/19 - Human
37:45 19/19 - Human
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04 Oct 2023 17:26

15 Comments
@Knighty you need to change the blue lights to orange by keeping the lift in the middle
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By Xsari on 15 Nov 2023 20:02
Holy shit that second race is pure garbage.

The lack of auto restart and hearing her nonstop just to start the race again, the lips and ledges that just stop you from boosting or moving forward, the first checkpoint in the zip line registering half of the time. It’s all so frustrating. All of it.

No mater what I do I can’t get the last 2 checkpoints cause I run out of fuel off that ramp. I’ve tried slowly tapping A to give more airtime but it’s just not enough distance and I just fall straight down every time. Any ideas what I’m doing wrong?
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By Grrrrandall on 07 Dec 2023 04:36
You have to tap jump right at the end of the ramp. If you time it right it'll carry you right through. It's really finicky though.
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By SilentBotts on 24 Dec 2023 01:35
@Xsari Thank you! You need to freeze the platform once it turns orange!
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By Goots 88 on 25 Dec 2023 01:12
Anyone else having trouble getting 2000 points with the ball gun? I've tried for over an hour now and my highest score has been about 1800.
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By GhostDivision V on 06 Jan 2024 22:18
^^^Bring FOV high in settings (Field of Vision). This allows you to see the high blue targets pop up. Also throw down bumpers before you start, this will allow you to reset cool down at start giving you an extra. Also, only use bumpers when lots of targets. If only a couple, take out yourself. And just take your time. If you rapid fire, you'll lose bomb glow. After I read these tips after trying for an hour, I got 2150 3rd try.
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By Goots 88 on 07 Jan 2024 02:10
Anyone else having trouble getting 2000 points with the ball gun? I've tried for over an hour now and my highest score has been about 1800.
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By GhostDivision V on 07 Jan 2024 08:01
Tap A on the ramp when racing slugstar on the 2nd race. This will give you more air time.
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By WAR Psyco on 07 Oct 2023 22:06
Thanks for the tip! This was driving me crazy to figure out
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By LSK ArcAziel on 08 Oct 2023 09:09
Jump rope package glitched for anyone else? Forcefield doesn't disappear when the platforms lowered
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By Knighty1991 on 04 Nov 2023 10:52
Knighty I don't think it's glitched. I can't get that one either but there's a metal gate next to the one way sign by the platform that isn't there in the video

*edit* slow time when the platform gets to the bottom of the gate and they open it
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By easycheese124 on 05 Nov 2023 03:51
TIP: just tap RB do not long press it to throw 3 bumpers
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By jayasme on 18 Feb 2024 16:57
Having trouble collecting jump rope. The barrier won’t go away
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By MrWhite2U on 10 Apr 2024 22:29
After 20 Times I got it :) 2045 Points !
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By BuckShotzNYC on 05 Jun 2024 09:40
thxs
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By OBlockMafia on 09 Jun 2024 09:17
View all 15 comments Show less comments
You need to collect all packages in the three locations in the DLC for the achievement.

Outskirts - 18
Duffalo Ranch -21
Muxxalon HQ - 19

You can check which ones you have by opening your inventory and going to "Mundane" tab and all the items will be listed you've found in the packages. (except for the few boxes in Muxxalon HQ that have humans inside them.)

Times stamps below video


0:00 1/18 - Travel Comb
0:34 2/18 - Box Fan
1:25 3/18 - Chocolate Chip Cookie
1:58 4/18 - Shower Sandals
2:19 5/18 - Frog Pot
3:05 6/18 - Zapper Racket
3:23 7/18 - Towel Set
4:29 8/18 - Lawn Chair
4:54 9/18 - VHS Tape
5:20 10/18 - Jump Rope
5:50 11/18 - Trading Card
6:29 12/18 - Dental Pick
9:03 13/18 - Detergent Pods
9:36 14/18 - Trading Card
10:32 15/18 - WD-40 Barrels
11:09 16/18 - Cutlery
11:52 17/18 - Chicken Drumstick
12:31 18/18 - Pliers
13:03 1/21 - Chocolate
13:34 2/21 - Foam Finger
14:10 3/21 - Rock
15:18 4/21 - Toy Bike
15:54 5/21 - Walnuts
16:21 6/21 - Maracas
16:53 7/21 - Toy Candles
18:09 8/21 - Candlebara
18:56 9/21 - Acoustic Guitar
19:43 10/21 - Cups
20:21 11/21 - Trading Card
21:29 12/21 - 8 Ball
21:51 13/21 - Trading Card
23:19 14/21 - Trading Card
23:45 15/21 - Nail Clippers
24:09 16/21 - Hamster Figurine
24:39 17/21 - Abstract Bird Scuplture
25:06 18/21 - Vintage Radio
25:57 19/21 - Toy Cash Register
26:20 20/21 - Used Password Box
26:56 21/21 - Skateboard
27:28 1/19 - Trading Card
28:22 2/19 - Human
28:59 3/19 - Kitty Litter Scooper
29:45 4/19 - 101 Paperclips (boxed)
30:25 5/19 - Box
31:26 6/19 - Hammer
31:42 7/19 - Human
32:09 8/19 - Lithium Battery
32:38 9/19 - Human
32:46 10/19 - Human
33:10 11/19 - Trading Card
34:12 12/19 - Hex Wrench
34:31 13/19 - Human
35:12 14/19 - Dog Chew Toy
35:32 15/19 - Mechanical Keyboard
35:57 16/19 - Trading Card
36:41 17/19 - 101 Paperclips (loose)
36:58 18/19 - Human
37:45 19/19 - Human
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04 Oct 2023 17:26

15 Comments
Tap A on the ramp when racing slugstar on the 2nd race. This will give you more air time.
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By WAR Psyco on 07 Oct 2023 22:06
Thanks for the tip! This was driving me crazy to figure out
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By LSK ArcAziel on 08 Oct 2023 09:09
Jump rope package glitched for anyone else? Forcefield doesn't disappear when the platforms lowered
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By Knighty1991 on 04 Nov 2023 10:52
Knighty I don't think it's glitched. I can't get that one either but there's a metal gate next to the one way sign by the platform that isn't there in the video

*edit* slow time when the platform gets to the bottom of the gate and they open it
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By easycheese124 on 05 Nov 2023 03:51
@Knighty you need to change the blue lights to orange by keeping the lift in the middle
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By Xsari on 15 Nov 2023 20:02
You have to tap jump right at the end of the ramp. If you time it right it'll carry you right through. It's really finicky though.
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By SilentBotts on 24 Dec 2023 01:35
@Xsari Thank you! You need to freeze the platform once it turns orange!
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By Goots 88 on 25 Dec 2023 01:12
Anyone else having trouble getting 2000 points with the ball gun? I've tried for over an hour now and my highest score has been about 1800.
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0
By GhostDivision V on 06 Jan 2024 22:18
^^^Bring FOV high in settings (Field of Vision). This allows you to see the high blue targets pop up. Also throw down bumpers before you start, this will allow you to reset cool down at start giving you an extra. Also, only use bumpers when lots of targets. If only a couple, take out yourself. And just take your time. If you rapid fire, you'll lose bomb glow. After I read these tips after trying for an hour, I got 2150 3rd try.
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By Goots 88 on 07 Jan 2024 02:10
Anyone else having trouble getting 2000 points with the ball gun? I've tried for over an hour now and my highest score has been about 1800.
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By GhostDivision V on 07 Jan 2024 08:01
TIP: just tap RB do not long press it to throw 3 bumpers
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By jayasme on 18 Feb 2024 16:57
Having trouble collecting jump rope. The barrier won’t go away
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By MrWhite2U on 10 Apr 2024 22:29
After 20 Times I got it :) 2045 Points !
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By BuckShotzNYC on 05 Jun 2024 09:40
thxs
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By OBlockMafia on 09 Jun 2024 09:17
Holy shit that second race is pure garbage.

The lack of auto restart and hearing her nonstop just to start the race again, the lips and ledges that just stop you from boosting or moving forward, the first checkpoint in the zip line registering half of the time. It’s all so frustrating. All of it.

No mater what I do I can’t get the last 2 checkpoints cause I run out of fuel off that ramp. I’ve tried slowly tapping A to give more airtime but it’s just not enough distance and I just fall straight down every time. Any ideas what I’m doing wrong?
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By Grrrrandall on 07 Dec 2023 04:36
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Hi All

There are 58 boxes in total to be found across the 3 locations - Outskirts, Duffalo Ranch and Muxxalon HQ. 5 of which can only be found once you have obtain Knifey's upgrade.

The majority of boxes are out in the open, however some will require you to solve a mini-puzzle or take part in a race with an NPC. 8 of the boxes will also contain card collectibles.

This video shows you how all packages and cards:


Time stamps:
- 00:00:00- Intro
- 00:01:03- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 1
- 00:01:23- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 2
- 00:02:18- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 3
- 00:03:24- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 4
- 00:04:10- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 5 & Card 1
- 00:07:20- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 6
- 00:07:39- Outskirts - Card 2
- 00:08:18- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 7
- 00:08:52- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 8 & Card 3
- 00:12:04- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 9
- 00:13:38- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 10
- 00:14:06- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 11
- 00:14:49- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 12
- 00:15:15- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 13
- 00:15:51- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 14
- 00:16:13- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 15
- 00:17:59- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 16
- 00:18:48- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 17
- 00:20:17- Outskirts - Muxxalon Package 18
- 00:20:54- Duffalo Ranch - Package 1
- 00:21:36- Duffalo Ranch - Package 2
- 00:22:22- Duffalo Ranch - Package 3
- 00:23:26- Duffalo Ranch - Package 4
- 00:24:32- Duffalo Ranch - Package 5
- 00:25:30- Duffalo Ranch - Package 6
- 00:26:48- Duffalo Ranch - Package 7
- 00:27:22- Duffalo Ranch - Package 8
- 00:27:52- Duffalo Ranch - Package 9 & Card 4
- 00:30:39- Duffalo Ranch - Package 10
- 00:30:55- Duffalo Ranch - Package 11 & Card 5
- 00:31:41- Duffalo Ranch - Package 12
- 00:32:27- Duffalo Ranch - Package 13
- 00:33:17- Duffalo Ranch - Package 14
- 00:33:51- Duffalo Ranch - Package 15
- 00:35:30- Duffalo Ranch - Package 16
- 00:36:18- Duffalo Ranch - Package 17
- 00:37:13- Duffalo Ranch - Package 18
- 00:37:48- Duffalo Ranch - Package 19
- 00:39:10- Duffalo Ranch - Package 20
- 00:43:08- Duffalo Ranch - Package 21 & Card 6
- 00:47:26- Muxxalon HQ - Package 1
- 00:47:56- Muxxalon HQ - Package 2
- 00:48:16- Muxxalon HQ - Package 3
- 00:49:09- Muxxalon HQ - Package 4
- 00:49:41- Muxxalon HQ - Package 5
- 00:49:53- Muxxalon HQ - Package 6
- 00:50:24- Muxxalon HQ - Package 7
- 00:50:51- Muxxalon HQ - Package 8
- 00:51:12- Muxxalon HQ - Package 9
- 00:52:48- Muxxalon HQ - Package 10
- 00:53:13- Muxxalon HQ - Package 11
- 00:53:38- Muxxalon HQ - Package 12
- 00:54:10- Muxxalon HQ - Package 13
- 00:54:47- Muxxalon HQ - Package 14
- 00:55:13- Muxxalon HQ - Package 15 & Card 7
- 00:55:59- Muxxalon HQ - Package 16 & Card 8
- 00:56:56- Muxxalon HQ - Package 17
- 00:57:25- Muxxalon HQ - Package 18
- 00:58:19- Muxxalon HQ - Package 19 & Card 9
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04 Oct 2023 08:13

Find every scattered Muxxalon package.

You need to collect all packages in the three locations in the DLC for the achievement.

Outskirts - 18
Duffalo Ranch -21
Muxxalon HQ - 19

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