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Congrats — You got the job!
You were the perfect candidate!
You weren't the best candidate.
You were the worst candidate.
At least one animal was potentially harmed during your job interview.
You botched the interview in under 25 minutes.
You managed to upset the interviewer.
Both of Them
Secret Achievement
You didn't skip the credits. We love you. :)
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Built a robot to handle small talk at parties.
Doesn't have followers, just a team of highly motivated minions.
Organizes their socks by length and color, just in case there's a sock emergency.
Their to-do list has a to-do list, color-coded and laminated.
Designed a space ship in their spare time, just in case.
Believes in parallel universes where procrastination leads to productivity.
Knows your feelings before you do, but won't say 'I told you so'.
Believes in unicorns and kindness as a super power.
Turns life into a TED Talk and believes in the power of group hugs.
The eternal optimist who sees rainbows in the storm clouds.
Can turn a rainy day in a sunshine-themed surprise party.
Could win an award for making the best chicken soup and life advice.
Thinks duct tape can fix anything, and often proves it.
Sees the world as a canvas and insists on painting outside the lines.
Never met a stage they didn't love or a dance floor they couldn't own.
Life is a playground and they're the fearless kid on the monkey bars.
