I Am Bread

I Am Bread

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Turophile

Turophile

A++ all Cheese Hunt levels.

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How to unlock the Turophile achievement in I Am Bread - Definitive Guide

Without a doubt, the hardest achievement in the game, purely because of the hellish levels that are Garage and Garden. Every other level is very doable, but these two levels suuuuuck. Before diving into this guide, it's worth mentioning that your integrity at the end of each level does NOT affect your rating. All that matters is time.

There are two very important tricks to know when doing this gamemode. Without these, you probably wont make it very far...


1. Small Item Flying

Small Item Flying or "SIFing", as I'll be calling for the sake of not needing to write it every time, is a glitch that you are going to need to learn to execute well, as it is the key ingredient in perfecting this gamemode.

SIFing is accomplished by grabbing a small object with one of the grip points of the cracker (using either cn_A, cn_B, cn_X or cn_Y) and then launching yourself with a fling using any other available grip points on the cracker. This will cause you to launch incredibly far, literally from one side of a room to another if you get a decent throw. The reason this works (I believe) is because at every intermediate point in time, the small object you are grabbing is seen as a stationary object. This means that as you hold the left stick in the direction you want to move, you are essentially pivoting around a stationary object, hence giving yourself more and more momentum as you fly through the air. Because of this "midair pivoting" concept, you can actually aim where you want to go, while flying. You can NOT do this if you are not holding a small object. Simply hold the left stick in whichever direction you want to go, and you will go there.

Keep in mind that grabbing the object uses grip, so at some point, you will have to come to a landing and let your grip recharge, by letting go of the small object you're holding. If you are only doing a launch or two, then you'll probably be okay. If all of this went over you're head, then watch the A++ playthrough of Bathroom and you'll see me use it a bunch.


2. Saving Integrity

In Cheese Hunt, you have the added obstacle of needing to maintain integrity while finding all 5 pieces of cheese. This can be frustrating when you're trying to go quickly, as you will have to make risky jumps and lengthy falls for the sake of time. One method I have found, which seems to work 80-90% of the time, is to hold down both bumpers and both triggers, just before you strike the ground. This will usually prevent you from losing any integrity, irregardless of how far or long you flew.

The reason this works is the same reason that you can jump from a high altitude and grab a wall right above ground level, without taking damage. The second you grip something, your momentum is immediately set to 0, and therefore the game wont deal any damage to you, and doesn't think you were struck with any force. When you strike the ground, if you aren't gripping something, you strike the ground with momentum and will take damage. But if you grip it, your momentum is negated and you'll be fine. The only way you can take damage is if the center of the crackerbread makes contact before the corners, which can only happen if you land on an uneven surface, or if you land perfectly flat (which usually doesn't happen).

This will be extra essential to us, as when you are SIFing as crackerbread, you will often collide with the "stationary" object that you are holding, while you are flying. Because there is a buffer between when you can take damage, you will never take more than 12.5% damage when doing a SIF launch (I never took more than that at least). This also means that if you are SIFing, you likely wont take damage upon striking the ground/floor, as you had just taken damage a second ago. Unfortunately, if a corner of the crackerbread is holding something, that corner cannot be used to grip regularly, so there's no way to avoid taking damage in midair using the previously explained technique.


With all that garbage out of the way, let's get onto the first level...



Level 1: Kitchen - Difficulty: 2/5


This level actually isn't too bad. Start off by climbing the Jenga tower and knocking down the piece of cheese. Grab the cheese but do not collect it (collecting cheese is done by laying on top of it, just touching it won't collect it). Use the cheese to SIF over to the side of the table (SIFing speeds you up so we'll be abusing SIFing with cheese a lot in this guide). Drop the cheese and collect it, then climb up the side of the table. Collect the cheese off the table and then quickly make your way over to the wall and head up to the shelves above the counter. Grab the cheese out of the first shelf, then launch over to the cupboard and climb up to the top. Make your way over to the next piece of cheese (I almost fell here so don't do that). Collect the cheese and SIF over to the far end of the cupboards and drop down onto the microwave. Here, drop the cheese and collect the final pieces. 2:11 will do for A++.



Level 2: Lounge - Difficulty: 2/5


This level is fairly forgiving, but it may take a few attempts because the first jump can be a pain. Fling yourself down onto the box with the mugs and try to land on the box without falling. Collect the cheese and make your way over to the TV stand (you can SIF there with the cheese if the opportunity arises, but don't waste too much time trying to grab the cheese). Climb up the shelf, collect the cheese, roll across the TV and then hop down onto the cat thing. Collect the cheese and then head over to the brown chair. Climb up the chair, then up the boxes. Collect the cheese, or grab it for SIFing to the fifth cheese, if the opportunity comes up. Hop onto the ground and make your way over to the coffee table. Collect the final cheese on the box on the floor. In the video, you can see me get stuck on the fourth cheese for a while, but I still pulled off the A++, so it's quite lenient. Aim for 2:24 or less.



Level 3: Bedroom - Difficulty: 2/5


This is the level where I first discovered SIFing, completely by accident. Right off the spawn, click cn_A to grab the other cracker, then throw yourself off the shelf and fly to the bed. Collect the cheese and then make your way over to the dresser. Climb up and then knock over the cowbell. Collect the cheese from under it and then climb up to the shelf with the skateboard. The cheese under the skateboard is a bit awkward, but you want to get under the skateboard and then "throw" the skateboard off the side. It's a bit hard to explain, but it's clear to see in the video. Once the skateboard is on the floor, collect the cheese. Climb up to the top of the door and roll your way over to the wardrobe. Grab the cheese and SIF over to the computer monitor. Once here, collect both cheeses. 2:04 should guarantee you an A++.



Level 4: Bathroom - Difficulty: 1/5


This is the route I'm most proud of. This is the route I used to get 1:09, which is the world record. Second place on the leaderboard has 1:30, so this route really works. The video is a 1:26 run, which isn't bad either. Climb out of the medicine cabinet and up to the top. Grab the cheese and SIF over to the second piece of cheese on the shelf near the door. Collect it, then SIF over to the toilet seat where the third cheese is. Collect it, then SIF over to the table to your right. Here, collect the piece of cheese that you used to get here. Climb up the wall to your left up onto the shelf and grab the cheese. Use it to SIF over to where the fifth cheese is. You can land on the side of the bathtub to be safe, or you can go straight for the soap, if you're looking for a WR. Either way, you should have plenty of time. A 1:42 will get you an A++ for sure.



Level 5: Garage - Difficulty: 4/5


The time on this level is quite lenient, but every part of this level can be very frustrating, so it's not an easy A++ by any means. Start off by climbing up the wall right beside you, around the dial. Head up the wall and do a backwards fling onto the rafters. From here, traverse across the toolbox bridge. This toolbox is very frustrating, but a decent fling can get you over it quickly, just try not to get stuck IN the toolbox. Head over to the cheese on the sign and collect it, continue across the sign and take a left over the keyboard. Take two rights and collect the cheese by the mouse trap. Try not to touch the mouse trap, as if it activates, it will flip over and block the cheese. After that, fling over to the box to your left and fling into it. On the back right corner of the box, there is a third piece of cheese, which can be frustrating to collect because of the countless packing peanuts around. After collecting it, climb up the side of the box opposite the side you entered from. Fling out and work your way up the garbage bin. With a decent fling from the box, you can actually fling onto the top of the garbage without needing to climb it. From here, grab the cheese and SIF over to the stack of chairs in the corner of the garage. I messed up this part in the video by accidentally collecting the cheese so I couldn't SIF, but I made up for it with good movement on the ground. Climb up the chairs and worm your way through the wood beams into the inside of the chairs, where you will collect the final cheese. 2:19 should be enough to get the A++. I got 2:16 in the video but I also messed up my initial climb of the garbage bin, so the time is lenient enough to be obtainable.



Level 6: Garden - Difficulty: 5/5


This is the hardest level in the game. Not just of the gamemode, but of the entire 36 levels in the game, this one blows every other level out of the water. You are going to need a beyond perfect run, and you're shooting for 2:18, which is exactly what I got in the video, despite really only having one minor time loss. Start off by hitting cn_A to grab the cracker, and then fling over to towards the side of the roof, to the right of the brick pile. At some point along the way, the cracker you are holding should break. Grab a piece of it, and then fling over to the light on the opposite side of the garage door. Climb up on top of the light and collect the cheese. I had issues collecting the cheese if I was standing upright, so try to lay horizontally and flip down to cover it. Then, wait until your grip is 2/3 full and then work your way up and to the right. You're going to want to position yourself about 1/3 of the way from the right of the garage door. Then, climb straight up and flip yourself up as high as possible. You'll be hit by the wind and flung onto the car's roof/hood. Be sure to hold both bumpers and triggers as you fly through the air so you don't bounce off the car. Head over to the windshield and try to grab the cheese (not collect it). Use this cheese to SIF over to the garbage bin way on the other side of the garden. If you accidentally collect the windshield cheese, it's not the end of the world, as you can still make it to the garbage bin quickly (as I did in the video) with decent movement. From here, collect the windshield cheese, then climb up to the top of the garbage can, which is a lot harder than it sounds, and may require some practice. Once up top, fling onto the sunflower leaf behind you. Try to aim slightly to the left of the leaf, as the wind pushes you a bit rightward (as you'll see in the video, it's a very slight push from the wind, but it's not negligible). From here, try to grab the cheese and SIF your way over to the shed. Again, I accidentally collected it, but made up for it with good ground movement (apart from when I fell into the pond, but I saved it). Once you're at the shed, collect the cheese you're potentially carrying, then head up the shed. On the corner of the shed, there is cheese #4. Grab it (if you collect it, the run is dead, so start over) and SIF onto the lily pad in the pond. This looks a lot harder than it actually is, but if you'd like to practice it a few times first, you can SIF from the start of the level to the shed and practice the jump. Once you're on the lily pad, collect the cheese and the level will end.



Level 7: Petrol Station - Difficulty: 3/5


This level isn't particularly easy, but it's infinitely easier than the last one. To start, position yourself on the end of the shelf and fling yourself to the shelf directly beneath you (in the video, the other cracker fell through the floor magically and shattered next to the cheese, I could have used it to SIF, but there's no way in hell you can replicate that glitch, so I didn't use it). Fling onto the ground and head towards the mudflap of the garbage truck, climb up it, into the garbage truck. Collect the cheese, then fling onto the knocked-over sign. Climb up it and slip through the crack at the top of it. Climb up the middle of the gas pump and grab the cheese from the top of it. From here, fling onto the skateboard and climb onto the car. Grab the cheese off of the very top of the car, then fling off the right side of the car. Climb the gas pump all the way, on top of the large machine above it, where the bottle is. The fifth cheese is here. 2:36 will suffice.


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27 Feb 2018 05:23

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Good on you for finally dispelling the mystery of this achievement to those who haven't played the game. I only found out about the SIF thing while doing Garden, so I definitely struggled more with the previous levels than I would have if this solution was around at the time.

That said, do you really prefer that route for Garden? As I'm sure you're aware, there are two main options for tackling the level, and the one you use always felt way harder and tighter on time to me. If you're not sure what I mean, this is what I ended up doing:
Awoo playing I Am Bread
Not a perfect run at all, messed up a bit climbing the fence and it's totally possible to launch out of the pond faster, but I still ended on a 2:16. Took ages to nail that run, but like I said, I did try the route you use and found it harder. Matter of preference I guess, but I think both methods are worth including, especially since I know you're also writing the WT wink
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By Awoo on 01 Mar 2018 21:53
Yeah, you're method was one of the first I saw and one of the first I tried. What turned me off from it was the transition from the lilypad to the trash cans, cause I could not get that to work very consistently. I'm sure with practice though, I could have gotten the hang of it, but I overall preferred avoiding going into the pond at all, with the exception of flying to the lilypad at the end. With that said though, I'll add your video to the walkthrough (which is actually published already, so if I make changes, I may have to wait for it to be approved again) for anyone who wants to give it a try. Thanks.
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By Noodles Jr on 01 Mar 2018 23:38
For the bathroom I got 1:49 an still got A++. So it may need to be under 1:50 or under 2 minutes. But this is just a guess
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By tjw CENA2000 on 09 Sep 2018 08:34
Garage is getting on my nerves. I best the garden with 2:15. Took me 4 straight days. Garage I got 2:20 twice, an still only got a "A"
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By tjw CENA2000 on 13 Sep 2018 16:55
Got A++on garage almost 12 hours ago now. I used the flinging trick with the cheese. Used that trick with the very first cheese, an I crawled on the ceiling all the way to the first cheese as well
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By tjw CENA2000 on 14 Sep 2018 07:43
Saw some one on youtube get 2:37 on petrol an got a a++. AN I GOT A A++ ON MY FIRST ATTEMPT ON PETROL!! it was AWESOME! I got a time of 2:10. I used the fling trick. Just need lounge, an bedroom now
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By tjw CENA2000 on 14 Sep 2018 08:14
A++ lounge on my first attempt, an am rank 2 global on it now with 1:50!!
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By tjw CENA2000 on 14 Sep 2018 09:23
in garden after you jump off car how the hell did u get ur cracker to roll like that
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By SprinkyDink on 04 Oct 2018 01:40
Hey, know this is an old message now, just want to add that the A++ on Lounge is WAY more lenient than you've given it credit for here. Pretty sure I had a 2.45, and it was still an A++
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By AbsolTheDarkOne on 11 May 2020 19:13
Yeah, lounge was the easiest imo. The others are a nightmare.
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By Silver Salvo on 05 Dec 2020 03:37
2:18 on Kitchen still A++
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By Elite1111111111 on 06 Feb 2021 16:39
Garden level is by far the hardest! I found the video below easier to follow though and actually managed to get top of the leaderboard with 1 minute 55 seconds.
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By JonoTheLad on 13 Feb 2021 01:47
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Here is a video of me completing garden A++
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- Time is the only factor that affects the rating in this mode, so try to collect all 5 pieces of cheese as fast as you can and don't worry about integrity.

- Integrity starts at 100% and decreases each time the cracker hits the ground, a wall or breaks anything in any way, but it won't decrease by simply walking or climbing.

The amount of integrity lost is hidden but will show up once it reaches 12.5%. This means that even the slight hits are counted but if you were to lose 12.5% in a single hit, the counter will reset and you can't lose more than 12.5% in a single hit anyway.

- Attaching something to the cracker will make it lose integrity more quickly because the attached piece will keep hitting the cracker while running or flying at speed.

- You can save integrity when falling by holding both shoulders and both triggers just before hitting the ground to grip with it instead of hitting it. This doesn't always work but you shouldn't worry about integrity loss on any level other than the "Lounge" because of the cheeses locations in that level, one up and one down and because of the mugs at the beginning. Sometimes you lose integrity more than usual, like even the slightest hit will cause integrity loss, that's just a bad luck caused by the attached piece.
- In each level always stick to the same button you are used to grab a piece with. Restart if you couldn't grab a piece with it.

If you are used to grab a piece with then don't grab it with the next try. You will get confused and will waste few seconds because of this. This is very important not because you will eliminate one shoulder/trigger but it will make you grab the cheeses quicker. If for example you always grab a piece with L1 corner () and the cracker is laying vertically with L1 corner in the top left, you can flip to the right side if the cheese is there using and without even looking at them, since you know cannot be used. Similarly, if the cheese to the bottom of the cracker you will know it's and and you will always use these buttons to flip vertically. If it's the only free button on one side then it is gotta be .

- Try landing on the cheeses not next to them, few seconds from here and there makes difference.

- Launching the cracker in the air to reach higher positions is not always necessary, you can climb instead but you better get used to it for the garden and petrol station levels, it will make them easier.

- When you see the attached piece partially hidden under the surface, do not let go of it on this surface or it will fall through it .. quickly move somewhere else if you want to regain grip.

- It's hard to replicate everything in the videos (hard for me as well), so always adapt to the situation you find yourself into and continue .. you don't know what would happen, you might get lucky and finish the next part quickly.

- If something is not working for you then try something else .. it is an open puzzle game and the beauty of it is that everyone can come up with his own solutions that differ from someone's else solutions.

- Most videos have no audio because I recorded them before I know of any fix for the sound glitch. Also you may notice a delay before the rating screen pop up, that's because it is uploading to the leaderboard.


Kitchen

Time required for A++: Less than 2:20

Video Guide 1
Video Guide 2 (Done faster here)

Start off by laying down the cracker that's laying onto yours, hammer it and take a piece from it.

Approach the Jenga tower from the left or right side to avoid pulling a block from it. When the cracker is standing on one corner it can reach higher, do this when climbing and pull the block on which the first cheese is resting.

For the last cheese, land on the table, let go off the attached piece and then nudge the jam jar so that the cheese falls onto the cracker.

You can also do this: LINK, though it is not recommended because it needs to be done fast or you will not notice a difference.


Lounge

Time required for A++: Less than 2:50

Video Guide

On spawn be careful not to touch the two pictures on the left and on the right, if one breaks you will lose a integrity.

Try landing and going in between the two mugs next to the first cheese on the box for more chances of getting it. You will lose integrity for each mug you break but if you break more than one at once you will only lose integrity as if you have broken 1 only.

You can climb the wall to the right of the TV stand instead of launching the cracker alongside the stand.

If you don't get a chance to jump on the table beside the last cheese then don't try to, it's not worth it.

When falling to the ground, remember to hold both shoulders and both triggers just before you hit the ground for a chance to save integrity.


Bedroom

Time required for A++: Less than 2:10

Video Guide 1 (Cheese up)
Video Guide 2 (Cheese down)

If you couldn't grab the pack of crackers with , then throw yourself onto the bowling pins and try to grab one of them and jump towards the computer. Alternatively, prepare yourself right on the empty area beyond the pins and jump directly on top of the computer.

The cheese on the shelf with the skateboard may fall down at anytime or you may find it on the ground from the beginning. When you're on top of the wardrobe have a look if it's still there or not and make your way up or down. If the cheese is on the shelf then pin one of the cracker buttons to the skateboard and move it to the right then slowly try grabbing the cheese.

You can also see if the cheese is on the ground from the beginning and do it this way: LINK


Bathroom

Time required for A++: Less than 1:50

Video Guide

If the cabinet door did not close while you are trying to climb it, then come closer towards the inside of it and it will close.


Garage

Time required for A++: Less than 2:20

Video Guide

Stand up and hold the crackers pack with then throw yourself on the wall and hold for a moment till the cracker is positioned right then hold both shoulders and both triggers to grip the wall and climb up.

You can make a backward jump from the wall and onto the rafters but I didn't do this in the video for consistency.

Don't bother with taking a piece from another cracker, the bolt is much faster and much better for jumps.

You can free yourself from mousetraps if one activates although the cracker may seem stuck inside it.

It glitched on me for 5 seconds when I got out of the big cardboard.
Garden

Time required for A++: Less than 2:20

Video Guide 1
Video Guide 2 (climbing the gate)

This is the hardest level in the game because you need to be precise with your jumps at certain spots and because of some tricky parts that need practicing.

At the beginning practice getting the last cheese on the lamp before trying for the A++.

You have to make a choice between climbing the car wheel (faster but harder) or the wooden gate in front of the car (slower), if you choose to climb the wheel then you should practice that too.

Landing on the sunflower leaf and the lily pad may seem hard at first but you'll get used to them after some tries. To land on the leaf just push the toward it and hold both shoulders and both triggers to grip it.

Try not to let off the piece that's attached to your cracker till after you get out of the pond or until you reach the lily pad at least. Letting it off on the garbage bin may glitch it and you will not be able recover it easily "if you could". Letting it off on the sunflower leaf will require you to be laying onto the piece to grab it. Letting it off on the lily pad is not bad, you just need to be close to it to grab it. The stony edge of the pond will sometimes glitch too and the piece might fall through it if let off there.

You can jump directly from the left side of the shed to the side of the garbage bin but you will then need to climb it or launch yourself onto the sunflower leaf.

You can pin the cracker to the lily pad and move it closer to the edge of the pond if it has gotten far away or if you don't think you can make the jump to the outside of the pond or at least to the rocks inside the pond.

To climb the car wheel, it's easier to launch the cracker from the right side of the tire to the body of the car. You can also reach the body from the ground but you will need a high enough jump.

Beware of 3 nasty glitches that can happen because of the car and will force you to start over, two of them can be avoided and the third is non-avoidable.

The first glitch can happen while trying to climb the car tire from the right side. If you jump to the body and then flip the cracker, there is a big chance that the attached piece will get stuck inside it and you will not be able to pull it out. To avoid this do not flip the cracker, just launch it multiple times.

Second glitch is the car hood .. it has a big invisible cut in the middle of it. Try not to let off the attached piece while you are on it or it may fall through it. You can let off the attached piece once you climb the car or near the cheese on the windshield or the windshield frame.

The third glitch may occur while climbing the windshield. Again the attached piece may get stuck inside the windshield while still being attached to the cracker like a magnet. There is no way to avoid this glitch and if it happens to you, you better close the application and boot up the game again cause this glitch will most certainly happen again. Note that the piece can also get stuck inside the sunroof and the glass can also break if you come running at speed and directly hit it, but that's not common .. try to be careful but not too much careful.

Do not hammer the windshield (by using both shoulders or both triggers to flip onto it) because that will break it. You can make half a flip or just use a single shoulder/trigger to climb it. If you accidentally break it and got inside the car then exit from the rear windshield by breaking it too.

When you reach the end of the car roof while running, the cracker will jump or you will need to make the jump. Either way try to grip the highest cardboard box you can reach.

You will lose 12.5% integrity when you jump from the car roof to the cardboxes, so you will need at least 25% integrity before climbing the wheel or 37% before climbing the gate, any less than that just start over. It's very rare that you will be able to make the jump to the cardboxes without losing integrity.

It's better to rest on the highest cardboard and allow the grip meter to refill before making your way up the the wall for the last cheese. It is also better not to make any launches because the path is narrow and you can easily get out of it if you're not careful with your launches.

You will grab the last cheese much more often if you lay the cracker horizontally than vertically. Only try it vertically if somehow you got it positioned that way.

This is by no means a perfect run. As you can see in the video I lost 5 seconds trying to reattach the piece and at the end I did not get a legendary jump like THIS ONE, not to mention that I didn't land on any cheeses but I managed to get A++ in less than 1:30. That's about 50 seconds to spare with no crazy stuff needed to be done (like climbing the sunflower for example) or anything that strongly depends on luck, so it is very possible. I would say a perfect run would be something like 1:16.


Petrol Station

Time required for A++: Less than 2:50

Video Guide

This level is glitchy from start to finish. As with the car hood in the garden, there is an invisible cut in the back of the truck too. Try not to let off the attached piece to the right of the cheese there.
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