Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

24 Achievements

2-3h

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Exume To Consume

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

43.5%
Data mole

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

51.3%
Saliva Surrogate

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

39.0%
Essence of Pigeon

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

49.5%
Conversationalist

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

24.1%
Serious Degaussing Skills

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

14.3%
Long Distance Charges

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

31.8%
Verbal Morality Statute

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

15.6%
Face Infectors

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

65.9%
Insurance Premiums Increase

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

38.5%
Spongiform Encephalopathy

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

53.5%
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

14.3%
Around The World In 80 Puns

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

23.4%
Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

40.4%
Heroine Chic

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

41.1%
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

35.5%
Don't Get Involved

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

37.8%
But She Can Fly...

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

49.2%
DJ Compact Disc Jockey

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

32.3%
A Kissenger For All Seasons

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

35.8%
Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

46.2%
Breaking The Mold

Breaking The Mold

48.6%
Clean As A Whistle

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

37.7%
Polyplegic

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

24.6%