Just Die Already

The Progression goals are the green bucket list items.

There wasn’t a whole lot of information out there on how to complete some of the bucket list tasks, so I thought I would make a list and provide a few tips where I can. I completed the game over a free to play weekend, so I don’t have it anymore. Everything is from memory so I’m sure I will be missing a few things, but hopefully this will help.

A few things to take note of…
-Some of the challenges require a bit of leg work. I will provide a text guide but there are video guides out there for some of the more complex tasks that I’d recommend.
-While everything can be done solo, some tasks are easier with a partner, especially the ones involving the removal of specific limbs. A partner can just shoot them off rather than relying on RNG.
-Some items I will mention were awarded for completing certain bucket list tasks. If you don’t have the item available, check to see if it can be purchased from the blue vending machine, or complete other objectives and try again later.
-The propeller is the easiest way to navigate to higher locations, but in order to get the propeller you have to go to the top of the skyscraper downtown. To get up there you’ll have to use the jetpack (unlocked by going to space) or a fire extinguisher (found around the map, the easiest one is in the bbq shop next to the retirement home).
Before I kick the Bucket- Get the bucket list. Story related, received after getting kicked out of the retirement home.

There are 25 progression goals.
Before I Kick the Bucket- Unlock the bucket list.

Vending Machiner- Spawn numerous items from the vending machines (I think 250?). If you don’t get this naturally you can just spam the same item spawn.

Fragile- Break different objects If this doesn’t come naturally, just run around with an ax or something breaking tables, chairs, etc.

Explosion!- Use explosives. These can be found around town, especially in the construction site, and several different explosives can be spawned through the vending machine after some objectives are completed.

Barry the Chopper- Chop 10 NPCs with an ax. There is an ax in the starting room if you can’t get one from the vending machine.

Hat Connoisseur- Wear 7 different hats. These can be found in a variety of places, if you see one just put it on. Some of them I remember are the party hat from the party on the main floor of the retirement home, the hat from the zen gardeners, there are some construction hats on a shelf near the construction site, and the octohat found in a different bucket list. I can’t remember where I got the others, but some NPCs have hats you can take as well.

Grave Digger- Dig 5 graves. There’s a shovel in the graveyard, just dig 5 times.

Kid Fun- Break into the toy store. Just jump through the window of the toy store located across the street from the retirement home.

Karaoke Master- Help the man with his karaoke problem. The karaoke bar is on the street with the cable car. Go in and talk to the man. After the conversation, grab the flute off the table, go onto the stage, and play it.

Blimpo- Get to the basket in the blimp. Pretty easy to fly up to the blimp after you get the propeller (by getting to the top of the tallest skyscraper downtown).

Prime Deliverer- Deliver 3 boxes with the forklift. This one is a pain, I will write a text guide, but again I would recommend finding a video guide for this one.There are 3 delivery locations that you will have to drive a forklift to and insert specific packages. Once you insert the package the station will close its door, so you have to go to all 3. Maneuvering the forklift can be tricky. I would recommend getting the forklift in place and lined up straight with the station, then place the box on the forks, lift it up and drive straight to deliver it. The boxes you are looking for are square crates that have fragile markings all over them.
-The first station is inside the sports complex and the first box is near the front gate to the complex, maybe by the car wash. You want to pick up the crate and drop it over the barrier at the front entrance to the complex, then drive the forklift off the ramp and over the fence to get it to the other side. The delivery station is right next to the entrance.
-The second one is probably the easiest. The crate is located in the corner of the basketball court near the cable car and the delivery station is just around the corner. I would recommend derailing the cable car first so that it doesn't hit you while trying to drive the forklift. To do that just grab the electric wand from the vending machine, charge it up, and shoot it at the cable car.
-The final delivery station is located in the docks. You will first have to lower all the bridges, then drive the forklift through the path next to the Cove Bar. Across the bridge will be the station, right next to a guy shooting water out of a hose. The box itself is located on the other side of the building from the delivery station. It should be at the end of the doc, below a neon sign I believe.

Is it a Plane? Is it a Bird?- Shoot the balloon attached to the old man floating around the city center. You might be able to shoot it from the ground, but I found it easier to fly to one of the nearby rooftops.

The Crypt- Enter the crypt. Go to the graveyard, grab the shovel and dig up the graves until you find a key. Use it to unlock the big crypt door and hop down. You might be able to use any golden key, I’m not sure.

Room Full of Vampires- Open the big door in the crypt. Keep going around the crypt opening coffins until you find the key for the door. For me, this was not a normal golden key, I did find one of those in the coffins, but it didn’t work. It was a different key that had a large black handle.

Bridgerino- Lower bridges. There are 3, just swim to the bridge side of each canal and hit the button to lower the bridge.

Straight out of Mexico- Set off the giant firework on top of the firework store. After getting the grill master challenge done you will have access to a flamethrower. Just aim it at the wic of the giant firework.

No More Sushi- Blow up Mama Sushi. MAma Sushi is the large gray building behind the Cove Bar. There are numerous red barrels around the base, just shoot these with a gun.

Fish Consumer- Eat a truly giant fish. These are the medium fish, there are a couple around usually hanging on walls somewhere. I believe the one I ate was hanging on the wall in the crab shack.

Fish Eater- Eat a large fish. Just steal a fish from the fishmonger and eat it.

Forbidden Palace- Enter the garden. The front gate is located on the main road next to the sports complex. Jump on the red vending machine and over the wall.

Ball Fondler- Place all the elemental balls in the correct spot. This is another one that would probably be easier to use a video guide. In the second area of the Zen Garden, there is a giant temple. To the right of the temple is a vending machine and to the right the vending machine is a sliding door you can pull open. Inside this room there are three colored holes, red, blue and green. This is where you have to bring each colored ball and place them in their respective hole. The red ball is around the corner in the courtyard with the giant gong; it is inside another room with a sliding door just like this one. The blue ball is inside the house with the guy on the porch and the booby-trapped lawn. Run past the guy and climb onto the next floor. Walk around to the front and there will be a fridge. Push this off the roof and it will knock the guy out. Now go into his house and grab the ball with ease. The green ball is in the room locked by the limb loss puzzle behind the large temple. Lose the correct limbs and open the door. This is easier done co-op but if you want to do it solo stand on top of the mantis cage at the back. Once you get it to attack you it will fairly consistently remove your legs which is what you need but it may take a couple tries.

One With the System- Steal a hat from one of the gardeners. One of them is likely to lose a hat while attacking you. If not just ring the gong to knock them out. Either way just pick it up and equip it. Note: While wearing the hat the gardeners will not attack you- this can make navigating the garden a little easier.

Gong Master- Make 5+ gardeners ragdoll simultaneously. Get a group of the gardeners to follow you and ring the gong knocking them all down.

An Unholy Ritual- Make a blood sacrifice. On top of the giant temple is a roof that needs to be destroyed. Take the scaffold down a level, grab some c4 and blow up the roof. Inside the hidden chamber is a symbol in the center. Walk over to the mantis, let it hit you until you start bleeding, then stand at the center of the symbol. Repeat until enough blood has been spilled to make the challenge pop,

Hidden Dojo-Find the secret entrance. On the right side of the temple there is a statue. This statue has a twin that needs to be brought over and placed on the empty pad, this will open up the secret dojo. The twin is located on the opposite side of the temple in a little side courtyard. Note: Near this side courtyard there are several empty cages. In the bottom cages is a pair of shoes that if equipped make movement and dragging large objects much faster.