Just Die Already

I didn't know how to upload my video, but I have one where I show all the challenges that must be completed for the respective achievements. just send a message and I'll share it.

Edit: I put the video on YouTube.

There wasn’t a whole lot of information out there on how to complete some of the bucket list tasks, so I thought I would make a list and provide a few tips where I can. I completed the game over a free to play weekend, so I don’t have it anymore. Everything is from memory so I’m sure I will be missing a few things, but hopefully this will help.

A few things to take note of…
-Some of the challenges require a bit of leg work. I will provide a text guide but there are video guides out there for some of the more complex tasks that I’d recommend.
-While everything can be done solo, some tasks are easier with a partner, especially the ones involving the removal of specific limbs. A partner can just shoot them off rather than relying on RNG.
-Some items I will mention were awarded for completing certain bucket list tasks. If you don’t have the item available, check to see if it can be purchased from the blue vending machine, or complete other objectives and try again later.
-The propeller is the easiest way to navigate to higher locations, but in order to get the propeller you have to go to the top of the skyscraper downtown. To get up there you’ll have to use the jetpack (unlocked by going to space) or a fire extinguisher (found around the map, the easiest one is in the bbq shop next to the retirement home).

Bucket list challenges are listed in the order they are displayed, if you don’t see a challenge on your screen, you probably haven’t been to the right location to trigger it yet.

Global- 45 Challenges
Before I kick the Bucket- Get the bucket list. Story related, received after getting kicked out of the retirement home.

Chubby Boi- Eat/drink 50 things. There’s food/drink all over the map, especially in the convenience stores.

Electric Feels- Get electrocuted 30 times. Use power lines, outlets, electric fences- they’re all over.

Vending Machiner- Spawn numerous items from the vending machines ( I think 250?). If you don’t get this naturally you can just spam the same item spawn.

Trash Respawner- Die 250 times. A good place to farm this is at the back of the construction site. Jump on the conveyor leading to the grinder, lose all limbs, die, respawn and repeat.

Limb Loss- Lose 1000 limbs.A good place to farm this is at the back of the construction site. Jump on the conveyor leading to the grinder, lose all limbs, die, respawn and repeat.

This is Not My Medicine- Take someone else's medicine in the retirement home. Just eat some of the medicine in the fridge by the front door.

Sick Moves Grandpa- Slip a bunch. I don’t remember how many times, it’s simple enough, just slip on puddles or oil around the city.

Fall Master- Fall 70 Meters. This will probably happen naturally, but if not just jump off a skyscraper.

Floating Shock- Get shocked by water. Spawn the electric wand from the vending machine, stand in water and zap it. I used the empty fish tank in the retirement home.

Headless Horseman- Hold your head while riding a hobby horse. Easiest done co-op. The horse can be found in the toy store across the street from the retirement home. Just hold it in one hand and your head in the other.

Look Swole- Take some steroids. Steroids can be found in some of the convenience stores.

Splat- Take more than 200 damage at once. Should occur naturally, if not try blowing yourself up or falling from a great height.

Probably Just Wine- Bleed a lot. Should come naturally.

Super Bouncy- Bounce on a trampoline 50 times in 30 seconds. Bring a trampoline inside a shop or something with a low ceiling. I used the shop the cable car crashes into when you derail it.

Mark Your Territory- Pee on 5 electrical spots. This has to be 5 different locations. There are 2 exposed outlets in the retirement home, 1 in the convenience store in the docks, and another in the convenience store downtown. The last one I got by peeing on a toaster that spawned in the crypt, but there is probably some other exposed electrical around the town that I didn’t see.

Oh Lawd He Coming- Eat so much you explode. This just popped naturally for me, not sure how. I think it was when I ate someone else's medicine in the retirement home.

Evil Maniac- Taunt citizens. Just walk up to people and hit the x button.

Cable Guy- Electrify different things. This unlocked when I derailed the cable car. You might be able to run around and zap things with the electric wand as well.

Grill Master- light different things on fire. This kind of just happened to me through normal progression and accidents, but I think there is a flamethrower hidden somewhere that you could use. You can get a flamethrower from the vending machine, but I think you have to make some progress on this challenge before it is available.

Trasher- Knock over trash bins. Not sure how many but just grab the trash cans around town and knock them over.

Off With Their Head- Lose your head and no other limbs. This will probably happen naturally, could also use a co-op partner.

Chest Pro- Open chests. I found the most in the docks area, there’s one behind the Cove, and like 3 in the very back through the golden gate. There are a couple on rooftops and another by the construction site. I’m sure there are several others around the city.

Octohat- Equip the squid hat. From the retirement home, follow the road around to the left. It will bring you to a parking lot next to the highway that has several cars, and bouncers as well as a convenience store. Around the middle of the parking lot there are some boards that can be removed. This will expose a tunnel that will lead to a room with the squid hat.

They Are Flapping- Find/ grab 5 naked people. These have to be 5 different people. Their locations are a little difficult to describe, but I’ll do my best- I couldn’t find any videos for this one.
1. In the back of the sports centre by the end of the pool is the first guy.
2. In City Center there are some bathrooms with a guy inside. This is in the area with the vents in the ground blowing air surrounded by buildings.
3. The clothing shop in the city center has some changing rooms. I believe the lady in the changing room counts even though she is actually clothed.
4.In the Zen Garden there is a rooftop with a chest on it and a little hole in the corner. Fall through the hole and you will land on the belly of a man. In the corner of this room there is a staircase going down and this will lead you to the 4th guy.
5. This is the hardest one to explain. The final guy is hidden in an apartment in the docks area. Across one of the canals is a crab shack with a giant crab sign on the roof. Go around to the back side of this shop, there should be another canal and the convenience store in sight. If you look up there is an apartment with a bouncer inside as well as the naked man taking a shower. I think one side has a broken ladder- just as another point of reference. It might be easier to fly around the docks until you can find this apartment.

Chain Reactor- Cause a chain reaction of explosives. In the construction area there is a wheelbarrow full of C4. Drop 4 or 5 near each other then throw another C4 and explode them all. You can also probably just throw a C4 or grenade into the trench full of mines.

Fragile- Break different objects. If this doesn’t come naturally, just run around with an ax or something breaking tables, chairs, etc.

Explosion!- Use explosives. These can be found around town, especially in the construction site, and several different explosives can be spawned through the vending machine after some objectives are completed.

Cracker- Light 4 different types of fireworks. There is a firework store in the docks area. I just lit everything in the store on fire, lighting all the fireworks. It didn't’ register all of them at once, but next time I launched the game I did it again and it popped. You may also have to light the giant one on top of the store, but I’m not sure (Separate bucket list challenge anyway).

Barry the Chopper- Chop 10 NPCs with an ax. There is an ax in the starting room if you can’t get one from the vending machine.

What Did I Do!?- get slapped by a millennial. I got this by chance when I went underneath the bleachers in the sports area; I’m not exactly sure how you trigger it.

Sticky Situation- Get 50 hazards stuck to you. The easiest way is to jump through windows or run through the bushes around the yards where the kids are having a water balloon fight. These are the houses past the dump truck that is behind the retirement home. There’s a big wall and gate, but you can enter through the bushes.

Frozen Popsicle- Eat popsicles until you freeze. Two of the convenience stores have a freezer with popsicles, the one in the back parking lot by the highway and the one up the hill behind the retirement home before you get to the docks. Just eat them until you freeze.

An Arm and A Leg- Unlock all 7 limb loss stations. These are spread out around the map; they are locked gates that require the loss of certain limbs to open. Once opened they will remain open. This is easier to do with a partner, just have your friend shoot off the proper limb- note that there are 2 segments on each arm and leg, some of the puzzles require just one segment to be missing. If you don’t have a co-op partner you will have to use the environment, explosives, praying mantises, crabs etc to try and get the right limbs removed which is very RNG so I would highly recommend a friend. Here are the locations.
1/2/3. The first 3 are in the building behind the large temple in the Zen Garden. They all lead to the same connected room and have the same limb loss puzzle, but all 3 need to be opened. These also have to be opened for the ball fondler and going to space bucket list items.
4. This one is located on the corner of the main street (where the cars are driving) and the street that leads to the back parking lot near the highway.
5. Also located along the main street, in between the construction site and the bbq shop.
6. Located on the street with the cable car
7. In the very back of the docks. This one can be a little tricky because there is a bouncer nearby that will keep kicking you out.

Climbin’ in Ma’ Bones- Climb 1000 meters on ladders. The fastest way is to find a ladder grab with the right bumper, hold the left stick up and spam the LB- don’t do it too fast you want it to grab and let go so your body goes up and down, this will count as climbing.

Not the Bees- Get stung. In the park across the street from the graveyard is a treehouse with a beehive. Climb up the ladder and you will get stung.

Korp Fotball- Get kicked by a bouncer as a pelvis. This kind of just happened to me in a moment of chaos, but I think if you are just a pelvis and roll near a bouncer, they should give you a kick.

Shocker- Electrocute 5 NPCs at once. I got this by going to the Zen Garden and hitting the giant gong with the electric hammer (Thor’s hammer) from the toy store. It took a few tries but eventually counted. You could also use the hammer and find a group of 5 people near each other- make sure to hold down the trigger for the full charged effect.

Is it a Little Chilly in Here?- Get frozen into an ice block. This may count when you eat a bunch of popsicles, but I got it when I went to space and froze out there.

Hat Connoisseur- Wear 7 different hats. These can be found in a variety of places, if you see one just put it on. Some of them I remember are the party hat from the party on the main floor of the retirement home, the hat from the zen gardeners, there are some construction hats on a shelf near the construction site, and the octohat found in a different bucket list. I can’t remember where I got the others, but some NPCs have hats you can take as well.

A Real Trapper- Have 10 bear traps attached at the same time. The first thing you want to do is open the gold gate to the hunting shop at the end of the street with the cable car. If you need a key, there is one on the counter in the building across the street (I think it may be a hotel?) Inside the hunting shop are 7 traps, but don’t step on them yet. Go to the Zen Garden, there is a guy on his porch surrounded by mines and traps, and he will shoot at you for trespassing. Run past him and climb the ladder at the back of his house. Once up there push the fridge off the edge. This will land on the guy and permanently stun him making traversing the area easier. Now go down to the yard and walk across several traps, then run back to the hunting shop and step on those to get 10 attached at the same time.

Birthday Suit- Get naked. Just go into the shower in the retirement home and turn it on.

Grave Digger- Dig 5 graves. There’s a shovel in the graveyard, just dig 5 times.

Baller- Complete 4 pelvic puzzles. There are more than 4 around town, these are the little vents that have caution tape around them, and you can only fit in as a pelvis. I’ve seen some people talk about having to solve puzzles as a pelvis, but the 4 I did I just had to enter as a pelvis- no further puzzling. The four I did are pretty close to each other and are located as follows: Right outside the front of the Cove Bar, around the corner from the first one, by the basketball hoops in the corner, and down the hill behind the garbage truck- all are along the street with the cable car.

Royal Challenger- Complete all bucket list challenges. This will obviously be the last one.

City Center- 17 Challenges
Jaywalker- Get hit by a car. Just stand in the street and get hit.

Shoot Some Hoops- Make baskets with the basketball (I think 10). The easiest way to do this is related to the achievement for scoring 10 baskets. There is a good video guide in the solution for the achievement. A short summary is you want to drive a forklift up the hill to the basketball court. Get the magnet gun from the tunnel located at one end of the trench filled with mines. Then raise the forklift and stand on the forks- use the magnet gun to maneuver the basketball through the hoop numerous times.

Kid Fun- Break into the toy store. Just jump through the window of the toy store located across the street from the retirement home.

Karaoke Master- Help the man with his karaoke problem. The karaoke bar is on the street with the cable car. Go in and talk to the man. After the conversation, grab the flute off the table, go onto the stage, and play it.

Blimpo- Get to the basket in the blimp. Pretty easy to fly up to the blimp after you get the propeller (by getting to the top of the tallest skyscraper downtown).

Prime Deliverer- Deliver 3 boxes with the forklift. This one is a pain, I will write a text guide, but again I would recommend finding a video guide for this one. There are 3 delivery locations that you will have to drive a forklift to and insert specific packages. Once you insert the package the station will close its door, so you have to go to all 3. Maneuvering the forklift can be tricky. I would recommend getting the forklift in place and lined up straight with the station, then place the box on the forks, lift it up and drive straight to deliver it. The boxes you are looking for are square crates that have fragile markings all over them.
The first station is inside the sports complex and the first box is near the front gate to the complex, maybe by the car wash. You want to pick up the crate and drop it over the barrier at the front entrance to the complex, then drive the forklift off the ramp and over the fence to get it to the other side. The delivery station is right next to the entrance.
The second one is probably the easiest. The crate is located in the corner of the basketball court near the cable car and the delivery station is just around the corner. I would recommend derailing the cable car first so that it doesn't hit you while trying to drive the forklift. To do that just grab the electric wand from the vending machine, charge it up, and shoot it at the cable car.
The final delivery station is located in the docks. You will first have to lower all the bridges, then drive the forklift through the path next to the Cove Bar. Across the bridge will be the station, right next to a guy shooting water out of a hose. The box itself is located on the other side of the building from the delivery station. It should be at the end of the doc, below a neon sign I believe.

Body Dunker- This is easiest to do with a partner. Go to the basketball court next to the cable car path. Behind one of the hoops is a ledge you can both stand on. Have your partner shoot off all limbs, then hop off the fence and through the basket. I honestly don’t know how one would do it solo.

Top of the World- Reach the top of the 3 tallest skyscrapers. Easy if you have the propeller. If you don’t have it, use the rocket or fire extinguisher to get to the top of the one in the city center, this will give you the propeller. The rocket is unlocked by going to space.

We’re Going on an adventure- Grab a car while holding another character. Can easily be done by grabbing an NPC but might be even easier with a partner.

Off the Rails- Derail the cable car. Use the electric wand from the vending machine. Charge it and let it go while aiming at the cable car. It will speed up and derail at the bottom of the hill.

Is it a Plane? Is it a Bird?- Shoot the balloon attached to the old man floating around the city center. You might be able to shoot it from the ground, but I found it easier to fly to one of the nearby rooftops.

Vampire Slayer- Kill the vampire. You won’t get this challenge until you get into the second room of the crypt. After that you have to grab a stake from the vending machine and find the vampire, which is located in the very back part of the docks. If you're flying around you might see a room with a big bomb through the window, this is the room with the vampire. If you are walking, go to the very back- this is the part with the limb puzzle and the bouncer. Follow the dock around the corner the opposite way from the bounce. Behind the last building is a staircase. Take that to the second level and go out the window, and into the neighboring window. The person in this room is the vampire, stake them.

Wreck it!- Destroy parked cars. There are numerous cars in the parking lot by the highway. Just destroy them with explosives or any weapon really.

The Crypt- Enter the crypt. Go to the graveyard, grab the shovel and dig up the graves until you find a key. Use it to unlock the big crypt door and hop down. You might be able to use any golden key, I’m not sure.

I’ll Be Back- When in the crypt open the coffin marked S. Connor. There's a lot of names to search but I found it in one of the center aisles, not along the outside. This will also give you a bunch of weapons.

Room Full of Vampires- Open the big door in the crypt. Keep going around the crypt opening coffins until you find the key for the door. For me, this was not a normal golden key, I did find one of those in the coffins, but it didn’t work. It was a different key that had a large black handle.

Leap of Faith- Jump through the tallest building in the city center and through the grate. In the area of city center where there is air flowing from the vents in the ground, there is also a large metal grate. Look up and at the top of the skyscraper you can see a plank hanging over the edge. This is where you must jump from and is also where you get the propeller. This should also get you the splat challenge and the one for falling 70 meters if you don’t already have those.

Docks- 9 Challenges
Fish Master- Catch 10 fish. In the docks area search for someone fishing and take their pole. I think there is someone pretty close to the center of the area outside the crab store. Once you have a pole look around until you see little areas in the water that are bubbling. Just cast into these bubbles, wait a few seconds and real it in. Do this 10 times, sometimes you will catch trash, but this still counts.

Bridgerino- Lower bridges. There are 3, just swim to the bridge side of each canal and hit the button to lower the bridge.

Got me Some Gold- Find the gold sabre. The sabre is in the jaws of a shark skull inside the Cove Bar. Just go in and grab it

Straight out of Mexico- Set off the giant firework on top of the firework store. After getting the grill master challenge done you will have access to a flamethrower. Just aim it at the wic of the giant firework.

Thing From the Deep- Get eaten by the shark. Just jump in the water and wait until the shark eats you.

No More Sushi- Blow up Mama Sushi. MAma Sushi is the large gray building behind the Cove Bar. There are numerous red barrels around the base, just shoot these with a gun.

Fish Gorger- Eat an even more truly giant fish. These are the 2 massive fishes on the rooftops. Fly up there, grab one and eat it.

Fish Consumer- Eat a truly giant fish. These are the medium fish, there are a couple around usually hanging on walls somewhere. I believe the one I ate was hanging on the wall in the crab shack.

Fish Eater- Eat a large fish. Just steal a fish from the fishmonger and eat it.

Zen Garden- 8 Challenges
Forbidden Palace- Enter the garden. The front gate is located on the main road next to the sports complex Jump on the red vending machine and over the wall.

Ball Fondler- Place all the elemental balls in the correct spot. This is another one that would probably be easier to use a video guide. In the second area of the Zen Garden, after blowing up the gate (use the giant timed bomb or drag a red barrel and shoot it), there is a giant temple. To the right of the temple is a vending machine and to the right the vending machine is a sliding door you can pull open. Inside this room there are three colored holes, red, blue and green. This is where you have to bring each colored ball and place them in their respective hole. The red ball is around the corner in the courtyard with the giant gong; it is inside another room with a sliding door just like this one. The blue ball is inside the house with the guy on the porch and the booby trapped lawn. Run past the guy and climb onto the next floor. Walk around to the front and there will be a fridge. Push this off the roof and it will knock the guy out. Now go into his house and grab the ball with ease. The green ball is in the room locked by the limb loss puzzle behind the large temple. Lose the correct limbs and open the door. This is easier done co-op but if you want to do it solo stand on top of the mantis cage at the back. Once you get it to attack you it will fairly consistently remove your legs which is what you need but it may take a couple tries.

One With the System- Steal a hat from one of the gardeners. One of them is likely to lose a hat while attacking you. If not just ring the gong to knock them out. Either way just pick it up and equip it. Note: While wearing the hat the gardeners will not attack you- this can make navigating the garden a little easier.

Gong Master- Make 5+ gardeners ragdoll simultaneously. Get a group of the gardeners to follow you and ring the gong knocking them all down.

An Unholy Ritual- Make a blood sacrifice. On top of the giant temple is a roof that needs to be destroyed. Take the scaffold down a level, grab some c4 and blow up the roof. Inside the hidden chamber is a symbol in the center. Walk over to the mantis, let it hit you until you start bleeding, then stand at the center of the symbol. Repeat until enough blood has been spilled to make the challenge pop.

Make It to Space- This is a bit of a longer process so I would recommend using a video guide. Start off by following the steps for the ball fondler bucket list challenge- you need to get all three balls in the correctly colored hole. Once all the balls are set a wall will slide away in that same room revealing some monitors and controls. You now need 2 keys. The first key is inside the giant temple. To get in, blow up the doors by dragging a red barrel to them and shooting it, or by placing one of the large bombs- if you have them available from the vending machine. Once inside grab the key from the back of the Buddha statue and put it in the slot in the room with the balls. The second key is inside the secret room at the top of the temple. Fly up there and blow open the roof with the nearby C4. I:nside laying on the ground is the last key. After both keys have been inserted, hit the red button and quickie run outside to the base of the temple. The ground will open up and a rocket will emerge. Grab onto the rocket with both hands before it takes off, then just keep holding on until you make it to space and die from the cold.

Hidden Dojo-Find the secret entrance. On the right side of the temple there is a statue. This statue has a twin that needs to be brought over and placed on the empty pad, this will open up the secret dojo. The twin is located on the opposite side of the temple in a little side courtyard. Note: Near this side courtyard there are several empty cages. In the bottom cages is a pair of shoes that if equipped make movement and dragging large objects much faster.
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Awooooooo!- Equip furry clothes. Inside the secret dojo are several fury outfits. You don’t need to equip them all but you do need to equip a full set.

Kouen Park- 2 Challenges
Sheep Bouncer- Bounce on 3 sheep in 2 seconds. The buddha inside the giant temple in the zen garden is holding 2 purple grenades. These are black hole grenades. They can also be purchased from the blue vending machine, then spawned in the red one. Grab a black hole grenade and throw it near some sheep. It will suck you in and the nearby sheep. While this is happening keep spamming the A button and hopefully you will get it. This will likely take several tries.

Look… A minefield?- Bounce on 10 mines in 10 seconds. Roll into the trench filled with mines. Hit as many as you can-even after you die just keep rolling and hitting mines. :It will probably take a few attempts.

Sports Centre- 3 Challenges
Absolute Batter- Hit a ball at the batting range. You need a gold key to unlock the batting cage. Then steal the guys bat, hit the start button and swing until you hit a pitch.

Olympic Swimmer- Swim across the pool in 10 seconds. Once you have been to space and unlocked the jet pack, drop into the pool and activate the rocket to the other end. Just be sure to let off the throttle before it explodes.

Goaaaal!!- Score a goal. Go to the soccer pitch and just push the ball into one of the nets.

Vehicles- 4 Challenges
Ring of Fire- Ride a bike through a burning ring. Next to the graveyard is a ring at the end of a ramp. Light it on fire with a flamethrower and find a nearby bike. Simply ride the bike off the ramp.

Gnarly- Jump through the giant ring with a bike. This is the ring over the cable car track- the one with a JDA ticket in its center. Just fly to the roof next to the basketball hoops, there is already a bike and ramp leading to the ring.

Scooter Maniac- Hit 5 people with weapons while riding a scooter. IScooters can be found around the city center or in the garage that opens up near the basketball hoops. Just equip a melee weapon and hit NPCs as you ride around.

Car Flattener- Crush a car with the steamroller. One can be found by the construction site, drive it into the road and over one of the cars.

Toys- 2 Challenges
Ballooner- Attach 100 balloons to people/ objects. Just grab the balloon gun from inside the toy store and go crazy spamming balloons to everything.

I Am the Thunder God- Get the ammer to emit sparks. Grab the hammer from the toy store (Thor’s Hammer), hold down RT until charged and release to slam on the ground.