NotCoD

NotCoD

73 Achievements

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Not A Moron

Not A Moron

Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.

33.6%
To War!

To War!

Complete Basic Training.

29.1%
Down And Dirty

Down And Dirty

Complete Mission 1.

27.2%
A Jolly Jaunt

A Jolly Jaunt

Complete Mission 2.

20.4%
Who You Gonna Call?

Who You Gonna Call?

Complete Mission 3.

16.3%
Clowning Around

Clowning Around

Complete Mission 4.

15.2%
Ashes To Ashes

Ashes To Ashes

Complete Mission 5.

14.1%
God Is On Your Side...

God Is On Your Side...

Complete Mission 6.

12.0%
...Just Kidding! He’s Not

...Just Kidding! He’s Not

Complete Mission 7.

9.9%
Inner Demons

Inner Demons

Complete Mission 8.

9.3%
Murder the Magnate

Murder the Magnate

Complete Mission 9.

5.3%
Trench Foot

Trench Foot

Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.

3.5%
Master Of My Own Fete

Master Of My Own Fete

Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.

3.3%
A Ghost Of A Chance

A Ghost Of A Chance

Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.

3.0%
Crashing The Castle

Crashing The Castle

Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.

2.9%
A Grave Mistake

A Grave Mistake

Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.

2.9%
Heil Mary, Full Of Grace

Heil Mary, Full Of Grace

Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.

2.9%
You're Locked In Here With Me!

You're Locked In Here With Me!

Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.

2.8%
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.

2.8%
Ozymandias

Ozymandias

Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.

2.7%
To Be Continued...

To Be Continued...

Complete Call of Judy.

5.3%
Or Was It Judith?

Or Was It Judith?

Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.

2.7%
Slayer Of Sponge

Slayer Of Sponge

Destroy a totally innocent cake.

32.1%
Decturion

Decturion

Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.

33.7%
Centurion.

Centurion.

Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.

28.7%
Milturion.

Milturion.

Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.

13.5%
Splash!

Splash!

Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.

17.3%
KABOOM!

KABOOM!

Blow up.

25.8%
Get Mounted

Get Mounted

Complete your first mounted gun section.

26.4%
Hole Puncher

Hole Puncher

Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.

6.4%
Do You Know Who I Am?

Do You Know Who I Am?

Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.

24.7%
Baptised

Baptised

Sponge. That. Sinner!

22.8%
Live Dangerously

Live Dangerously

Ride the Ferris Wheel.

22.0%
Useless Information...

Useless Information...

Find your first piece of Intel.

9.6%
...Or Surprising Insights?

...Or Surprising Insights?

Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.

2.9%
Ice Cold

Ice Cold

Destroy every ice cream van.

3.5%
Duck, Duck, Mousse

Duck, Duck, Mousse

Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.

3.7%
Lingerer

Lingerer

Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.

4.4%
I Need No Announcement

I Need No Announcement

Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.

3.6%
Thus Spake Kenneth

Thus Spake Kenneth

Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.

3.8%
He Shoots, He Scores!

He Shoots, He Scores!

Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.

3.8%
The Gospel According To Murdoch

The Gospel According To Murdoch

Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.

3.5%
Silence Is Golden

Silence Is Golden

Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.

3.1%
Nothing To Hide

Nothing To Hide

Investigate the Surveillance system.

8.2%
Piece Of Pie

Piece Of Pie

Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.

8.7%
Patience Of A Saint

Patience Of A Saint

Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.

6.7%
Sunday Schooling

Sunday Schooling

Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.

3.2%
A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced

A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced

Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.

3.8%
We’ve Been Here Before…

We’ve Been Here Before…

Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.

4.6%
PC Master Race

PC Master Race

Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.

28.7%
Pure-Bred Console Player

Pure-Bred Console Player

Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.

6.4%
Oh Boy, A Friend!

Oh Boy, A Friend!

Play split-screen.

3.7%
Sorry, No Refunds

Sorry, No Refunds

12.3%
Collateral Damage

Collateral Damage

2.8%
Told You So

Told You So

7.2%
Tomb Raider

Tomb Raider

4.7%
The Church's Dirty Little Secret

The Church's Dirty Little Secret

9.6%
Future Shock One

Future Shock One

2.7%
These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies

These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies

2.7%
What Is Dead May Never Die

What Is Dead May Never Die

7.3%
If You Want Something Done Right…

If You Want Something Done Right…

3.0%
There But For The Grace Of God…

There But For The Grace Of God…

3.1%
Joseph's Favourite Son

Joseph's Favourite Son

3.1%
Feelin' Lucky, Punk?

Feelin' Lucky, Punk?

3.1%
Gazzer's Revenge

Gazzer's Revenge

2.9%
Open Wide

Open Wide

3.0%
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

2.8%
Well I’ll Be Damned

Well I’ll Be Damned

2.7%
0WN3D

0WN3D

5.6%
PWN3D

PWN3D

5.5%
The People's Republic Of NotGames

The People's Republic Of NotGames

Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.

3.5%
NotBad

NotBad

Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.

5.8%
Doing What's Necessary

Doing What's Necessary

Put Denis Down.

2.9%