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You annoyed certain co-workers by talking too much.
15.7%
You became addicted to bean juice (a.k.a. coffee)
23.0%
You drank coffee before bedtime and became an insomniac.
12.8%
You couldn't keep your fingers off of other peoples PC's.
16.5%
You're a hog for eating all the cake.
11.5%
You ate cake with the CEO.
12.3%
You were well hydrated.
18.5%
You became morbidly obese.
12.3%
You gained a few pounds.
18.7%
You were often seen going to the bathroom.
13.1%
You explored the depths of the office.
12.3%
You peed without washing your hands.
17.5%
You washed your hands after peeing.
16.5%
You were best friends with the Janitor.
21.6%
You completely ignored the Janitor.
14.2%
You found the Goblin Coin.
10.4%
You spent a whole day goofing off.
9.8%
You've been goofing off a lot.
7.8%
Permanently hospitalized from eating too much bad stuff.
10.1%
You were the office hermit.
8.0%
You were a social butterfly.
20.7%
You were an efficient employee.
11.2%
You were a slow worker.
10.1%
You received a gold watch for years of service.
21.4%
You were fired for infecting the company's network.
11.6%
You got stuck in the elevator on the first day of the job.
12.0%
Read the entire quotes.
9.9%
Hope it was worth it...
8.2%
