Sir Whoopass

Sir Whoopass

83 Achievements

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Base Game
Base Game

Base Game

66

You are no match for me, Billy!

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob

42.3%

I like you...but I have to kill you...

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

90.6%

Not so hip anymore!

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster

89.9%

Timber!

Timber!

Kill the Ent

12.9%

MLG 360 no scope kill!

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob

96.5%

Slimy... yet satisfying

Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

27.1%

You can't stop me, bro!

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

41.9%

A Megapint...?

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog

23.0%

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total

11.2%

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

6.1%

Yeehaw!!!

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

15.8%

1 Guide
You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi

25.1%

Self assessed tax return

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy

48.6%

Meetballs, coming up!

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat

37.2%

Bloody Knuckles

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

3.3%

You're not going to blow me up!

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier

64.0%

Spare Ribs

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior

54.2%

Honk honk!

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers

51.5%

Grumpy Immortal

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal

12.2%

Tastes just like chicken!

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome

95.4%

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes

22.3%

I'm getting full...

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes

2.1%

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken

31.1%

1 Guide
Scrambled Eggs

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs

7.9%

Surprise!!

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande

51.3%

Nerd

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

82.0%

Free Of Chains

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains

13.1%

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe

67.1%

Cockadoodledoo!

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator

59.3%

Are you ready to rumble?

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon

94.1%

I've got the power

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

2.3%

Catch me if you can

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

2.2%

I'm feeling lucky!

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

1.9%

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

1.8%

Karaoke king

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

39.4%

1 Guide
European karaoke king

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

6.0%

Blurry depth perception

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof

83.9%

Mushroom soup of the day

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

55.7%

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire

90.4%

Catch the bus with me!

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

38.8%

Butcher

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies

53.1%

Master Butcher

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies

18.2%

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies

8.6%

Pasta Bolognese

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!

34.9%

Thats disgusting!

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse

59.7%

Fire-fighter!

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire

69.2%

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times

75.2%

I'm going to get a concussion

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times

34.5%

I want to throw up!

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times

7.7%

Up and down

Up and down

Jump 20 times

85.0%

My pants squeak when I walk

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times

53.8%

I cant stand still!

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times

24.6%

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating

2.3%

Out of bounds

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

8.0%

Another one bites the iron

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars

31.2%

Haemochromatosis

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars

39.1%

1 Guide
Meat grinder

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark

61.2%

Hovering around

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

28.6%

That's what cheese said!

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

82.8%

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

60.7%

Make America Grate Again

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

40.2%

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

13.7%

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

4.0%

Kleptomaniac

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs

24.5%

Just wing it!

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

23.0%

1 Guide
Spoiler alert!

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

7.7%

1 Guide