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No, Seriously

No, Seriously

Kill 10,001 people in multiplayer Ranked Matches.

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How to unlock the No, Seriously achievement in The Club - Definitive Guide

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Although you will find similarities in the other solutions,(credit to them for those findings), this is an unattended solution for those of you with 2 or even 3 consoles.

Pre-Requisites:
- 2 or 3 consoles, each with a copy of the game, installed to the HDD
- 2 or 3 XBL Gold accounts (i.e, your main account + 1 or 2 gold trials)
- 1 Turbo controller (i.e., HORI EX2 Turbo)
Setup:
Sign in with your main account on your turbo controller and host a match with these settings:
- Ranked:
- Team Skullshot
- Warzone
- 2 or 3 Players
- 1 Round
The person going for the achievement stays on the Red Team.
Have the other console\s search 'Ranked' and join the host. Place all other players are on the Blue Team. Either choose 'Renwick' or 'Dragov as the Blue Team characters, DO NOT use 'Kuro' (Credit to Mister Buds)
In order to start the match, you need at least 2 players and balanced teams.
* * * 3 Consoles: Since the host will not be able to start the match with unbalanced teams, this setup will take a bit more effort, but you'll get double the amount of kills. It may take you a couple of tries to get the match started with the teams configured properly. First, ‘Ready up’ one of the Blue Team members. Then, rapidly switch the second Blue Team member, back and forth, from Blue-Red-Blue-Red…etc. While your third console is alternating between teams, you’ll notice ‘Start match’, briefly appears on the host’s screen. You’ll have to keep pressing the 'cn_start' button on the host’s controller to start the match, but only when the third player is switching from Red to Blue. Resulting in a 1(Red) vs 2(Blue) team setup. You have to time it just right. After some practice, it’s pretty easy.

Once the match has started and the teams are setup properly. Move the Red player through the map to the Blue Team’s spawn. On the way there, be sure to shoot the (2) Blue skullshots on the side on the train car and the other (2) Blue skullshots prior to exiting the train station. Leave the last skullshot intact, so the match doesn’t end.

Kills:
Red Team: Looking out from the Blue Team spawn, place the Red Team player (You) into the back-left corner and have it face toward the spawn. You'll essentially be behind the spawn. Turn on turbo for the ’cn_LB’. It should constantly melee.

Blue Team: The idea is to have the Blue Team move back and to the left to be killed. You’ll want to rubber-band 'cn_LS' in the ‘Back-Left’ position, so the Blue players walk into the same corner you're in. Each kill takes roughly 12secs from spawn to death. Having a third console will double the kills.

Since the Blue Team has 4 random spawn points, all have to be taken into account. Monitor it for a bit to make sure all four spawn points are working before you leave it running on its own.

Kill point credit to Mr Rodster
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After about 4-8 hours have passed, end the round to save your progress by shooting the last skullshot. It’s located around the corner, above the car to your left. Some people have experienced the game crashing over long periods of time, so be sure save your progress by ending the match from time to time.


While using this method, you’ll be able to get the following achievements as well.

The ClubFirst BloodThe First Blood achievement in The Club worth 103 points25 'First Kills' in any Ranked Multiplayer game mode.

The ClubTarget ManThe Target Man achievement in The Club worth 86 pointsShoot 100 Skull shot targets in Team Skullshot.

The ClubBrawlerThe Brawler achievement in The Club worth 92 pointsGet 100 Melee Kills in Ranked Matches.

The ClubWelcome to The ClubThe Welcome to The Club achievement in The Club worth 25 pointsWin your first ranked match.


That’s pretty much it. Let me be very clear. This is not a desired boosting method for three people, it is best for people who have the capacity to do it solo. You can do this with 1 other person, if you really wanted to take turns getting kills each night. That’s up to you. I completed this game entirely solo, and it was honestly the best solution for me. ...so, go and get some kills while you do something else!

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07 Mar 2011 16:25

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No, it shouldn't matter. Installing it just helps keeping the console cool. I had a match (2 consoles) going for 12 hours straight and got @ 2200 kills, so I know it can go longer than an hour.
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By AC1DGro0ve 3o3 on 09 Mar 2011 18:24
Brilliant solution, my friend. I used it and got the achievement with no problem. I did it a slight bit differently: instead of having the blue team walk forward, I fixed them in place slightly to the left and BACK. All four spots funnel into the corner right near the spawn point. I found it easier to nail that LS angle than the other, plus the guys did not have to walk quite as far. Again, great solution. Thank you.
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By Mr Rodster on 10 Mar 2011 01:57
Awesome! Glad it worked out nicely for you. Thanks.
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By AC1DGro0ve 3o3 on 10 Mar 2011 02:37
Perfect, I'll add it to the solution as an alternate kill point. Thanks
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By AC1DGro0ve 3o3 on 28 Mar 2011 18:59
this worked really well, thanks for the tips :D
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By Deaf Paradox on 10 Jul 2011 09:05
Good solution. We've had issues with letting a game go on for more than 1 hour. The host tends to lock up even with the game installed for some reason and you can tell that its about to happen when the sound gets all garbled. If you lag out when you are killing, you loose all those kills.
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By planting42 on 13 Aug 2011 19:40
I used the method of standing at the back of the blue team's spawn (not having them funnel into the alley) for this achievement. One major tip I have for this method is that the dying account has to be playing as one of the larger characters. I personally recommend Dragov, since I believe he is the default multiplayer character, and I can confirm that he works without fail.

I switched my dummy account to Kuro one attempt to speed up the process slightly, and returned to see my main account sitting at spawn with only 86 kills. After some examination, I found that this happens because Kuro is so small that he eventually forces his way between your character and the wall until he finally ends up behind you. This will kill you if you have him shooting to remove the spawn shield, otherwise, you will just be melee-ing in front of him.
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By Mister Buds on 10 Oct 2011 20:05
Doing this now with 2 consoles and going back to the left. Averaging 250 kills per hour so this should be a quick achievement starting from scratch. Thank you for a great solution AC1DGro0ve 3o3 and thanks for the tip Mr Rodster!
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By MH The Rockstar on 29 Mar 2012 22:54
I had to baby sit my game no matter how I tried to melee them. I only tried having them walk backwards to the left and to the right though. I was killing 4 dummys and sometimes they would be standing on each others head. Once in a while one would be on the other side of the tank or even get on top of the tank and over the fence. Still worked great though, did this while I watched tv. I was probably getting 700-800 kills an hour. The cheev does pop in game too. Thumbs up.
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By troyoy on 10 Apr 2012 22:41
Glad it worked out for all you guys!
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By AC1DGro0ve 3o3 on 10 Apr 2012 23:45
Nice guide! So far working great. I'm doing this by myself with 2 consoles & combining both unattended & team skullshot methods. Took a little bit to stop the camera angle on my guy from moving but now am ticking along nicely. Thumbs up!
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By MaseJ on 23 Jun 2012 06:48
This was awesome thank you for finding this method.
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By AKA Swede on 03 Jul 2012 15:48
When I tried with 3 boxes the dummies would either slow each other down or one would get cought on the bottom. I went to 2 boxes and it's going smooth. Overnight and on my lunchbreak now and at 3456 from this sitting. Thanks!
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By BPBPBPBPBPBPBP on 06 Aug 2012 17:37
Does anyone know if this works in the PC version? I'm going to attempt it with multiple instances of the game running on one PC, and hopefully I'll be able to set this going in the same way.
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By Crimson Ridley on 07 Feb 2013 14:19
Well, as long as the spawns are the same, I can't imagine why it wouldn't. Let us know.
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By AC1DGro0ve 3o3 on 07 Feb 2013 14:26
Quick update; it doesn't work in the PC version. You can run multiple copies on the same PC, but when you Switch User, the other copy brings up the pause menu, thus preventing the "inactive" character from moving. You can still do the attended boosting solutions though.
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By Crimson Ridley on 07 Feb 2013 15:17
Also, it pauses even if you change which window is open, so even if I figured out a way to get 2 or 3 copies running on one user account, it still wouldn't work. It's a shame because I was just going to let it run while I did other stuff.
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By Crimson Ridley on 07 Feb 2013 15:19
Sorry for yet another post, but I've figured it out!

With 2 games running, the game thinks that you are using the same controller for both games. When you pause the game, and then resume it, it puts one controller on both games. Right now, I have the left analogue stick held at an angle, and it's pulling both characters in to the back corner. When I melee, both characters melee but obviously my character doesn't get hit.

The only issue now is that you can't change windows as it will still pause the game, but at least you can leave it to play to itself!
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By Crimson Ridley on 07 Feb 2013 15:47
I've found out how to auto-play it! I downloaded AutoHotKeys, wrote a script to tell the PC to press Ctrl repeatedly when held down, until I press P to stop it. I've taped the Crrl key down and it's boosting away to itself. If it's OK with you, may I post this guide in the PC section, or could you do it and I'll give you the script and everything?
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By Crimson Ridley on 07 Feb 2013 17:20
I had thought about posting the guide for the PC version awhile ago, but guides that people post, who haven't unlocked the achievement yet, usually get voted down. ...so I didn't bother. Feel free to take any part of this that would help. Cheers!
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By AC1DGro0ve 3o3 on 07 Feb 2013 17:36
This is great news! I loved this game & was very underrated. I have 2 consoles so I might pick this up. Are the servers still working?
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By supadryz on 27 May 2013 19:48
i got kicked alot during this and the kills still counted for me
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By IgnoringFosters on 13 Nov 2013 23:15
solution work great
I'm running three xboxs
1 vs 2 it's a lot faster than 1 vs 1
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By X MR 504 X on 27 Jan 2014 08:55
Just a note ,my achievement unlock d at 11864 kills so don't be worried if it doesn't pop at 10001
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By TESTUBE BABY 82 on 20 Mar 2019 08:50
You should be able to do it on a pc. You need vmware/vmplayer or virtual box. You can install the club on your main pc and run the club on a virtual machine (virtual pc) you should be able to run it just fine
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By on 16 Jan 2020 04:07
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There is another - even faster - way to get your 10k kills. Select Team Skullshot, 1 Round and WARZONE (not warehouse as all the other solutions suggest).

In order to start the game, you have to be 2,4, 6 or 8 people. Players from the red team will kill the blue team. This is quite a large level, so team red has to go to team blue and kill them.

There are 4 respawn points (as usual) - but they are all "at the same place". There is no need to move around - simply kill them as they respawn. I suggest that you first wait 1-2 seconds, then giv'em a headshot etc. There is always enough ammo - simply walk over the dead bodies.

Note: In order to have always 2 players to kill, start the game with 4 players. As soon as the game started, one of the red team can leave. The other one can go for the kills.

With this method, you can have 500+ kills within an hour (2 blue players) or about 260+ with only1 player in team blue.

[EDIT] See the comments of planting42 and AC1DGro0ve 3o3 for playing with 3 people. Thanks to both of you :)

[EDIT] The achievements pops right away when you reach 10k kills (thanks finallife6 for confirming)
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20 Jul 2010 19:00

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This is the more effective method.
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By Titanus Ferrum on 24 Jul 2010 00:44
You can also start matches with odd numbers of people. The odd man out sits in the middle (doesn't choose a team) and gets randomly assigned to a team. This can enable matches with just 3 players to still have 2 targets to kill.
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By planting42 on 04 Dec 2010 15:47
Confirmed. I have 3 consoles and boosted this achv solo. Main acct on red team and the other 2 on blue. The third console is randomly assigned to a team, so it may take you a couple of tries to get the teams right, if you are doing a 3 console method. I average 600 kills/hr.
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By AC1DGro0ve 3o3 on 05 Jan 2011 13:40
This method worked great...even with just 2 players it makes it easy.
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By Telexen on 20 Feb 2011 19:32
Quick question, when shooting the FOX in Team capture you are awarded two kills....
Do both these kills count towards your 10k kills or not?
I'm not sure if anyone would know the answer to this, just curious.
I suppose I could get 5k kills doing this and answer the question myself! ;-)
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By LlordFlashheart on 20 Aug 2011 10:07
No idea at all - sorry. But as the other 2 guys wrote you can play with 3 people and have also every time 2 kills. Good luck anyway!
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By Clowny on 20 Aug 2011 20:21
Just curious: Does the achievement pop right when you hit 10,001, or does it pop at the end of the match? Thanks!
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By Cobalt Robot on 20 Feb 2012 19:15
It's quite some time ago since I did this. I think it was right away. According to my notes I had about 10350 kills .... good luck!
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By Clowny on 20 Feb 2012 19:32
When i got the achievement i remember it popped right in game
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By finallife6 on 29 May 2012 20:42
sorry for the double comment i also wanted to add a couple things i forgot to mention
a) shooting removes the spawn shields
b) if matches go to long people can get lagged out and if your the one with all those kills you lose them so only do the hour unless you have a very stable connection.

Thanks for the soultion for when i did it :)
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By finallife6 on 29 May 2012 21:12
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Thanks to SAZorlance for the general strategy, but in further detail I'd like to add the following:

IMPORTANT NOTE: in february (2010) SEGA closed down the PS3-servers for this game so it's quite likely they'll shut down the servers for the 360-version as well. Time to get started before it's too late ;)

IMPORTANT UPDATE: the last 3.000 kills I did on the map Warzone. Just run to the other end of the map to find 1 fixed spawnlocation (actually there are 4 REALLY close together). It doesn't make things faster compared to the method described below (still approximately 250 kills per hour) but it's more relaxing since you don't have to run back and forth for every kill. You can just stand there and move your crosshair around. Hope this helps.

ORIGINAL STRATEGY I STARTED OFF WITH:
The headshot trick while playing the Warehouse level on Team Skullshot definitely doesn't work, but it doesn't really matter at all. Then again, it's a great way of boosting this way. If you host the match you can boost this semi-passively since your fellow-boosting partner doesn't have to be present and/or actively play. He just needs to leave his xbox running when it's his turn to get killed. This means that the amount of time it takes to get to 10k kills is split in half (when switching back and forth you'll only need to actually play when it's your turn to kill). I was quite relieved when I found this out!!! :)

Furthermore, when you host the match the other guy is spawned in 2 different locations mentioned earlier (in the garage and alley). On both spawnlocations there are actually two spots he can spawn on (they are really close together like a couple of steps away). So when you kill him in the garage make sure you can see both spawn locations in the garage (pretty straightforward if you position yourself just outside the garage). In the alley you have to position yourself a bit more accurate since the two spawn locations in here are further apart from eachother so you need to cover both angles. So why is this important? Well here goes: as soon as you kill your boosting buddy you'll have to wait 10 seconds for his body to disappear. When his body disappears that's your marker that he actually spawned again on a different location. So while standing in front of the garage after you killed him and the body vanishes and he isn't spawned on the other spot in the garage you now know you need to run to the alley to kill him over there and vice versa. You'll notice that quite often he spawns a second or third time on the same spawn location (garage or alley) which means you can shoot him again straight away.

In addition: the killer needs to pick a strong and fast character (you need to run back and forth between the alley and garage and you need to kill fast) and the cannon fodder needs to pick Kuro (weakest guy and therefore quickly killed). You'll also want to make sure you make headshots for the fastest kills. Now you just need to take turns every 200 or 300 kills or something. You can easily get 250+ kills per hour this way (I've actually timed it and doublechecked it) meaning it'll take 40 hours to get to 10k kills. Not too bad since you won't have to help out your boosting buddy sort of speak (meaning you don't have to actively play it for a total of 80 hours). Finally, make sure you track your progress and write down the number of kills to keep you motivated since it can be a total drag ;)
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Great and clear solution. This is exacly the way I'm doing it ;)
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By The Fury I84I on 27 Apr 2010 04:49
How are you gonna say that SAZorlance's guide doesn't work at all yet he has the achievement and you don't? Hmm kinda funny in my opninon
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By KACG FeaR on 04 Jun 2010 20:06
Awesome solution!!!!!!
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By DirtyGlashoop on 05 Jun 2010 23:06
Warzone is definitely the fastest. good guide
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By AKA bob marly21 on 01 Nov 2010 06:30
March 2017 and the servers are still up for that game laugh
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By romisthebest on 20 Mar 2017 13:11
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A reference to the Gears of War achievement, 'Seriously', there's no easy way to get this. The quickest way I found was to play the Warehouse level on Team Skullshot mode where there are only two spawn points (in an alley and then in a small garage) where you can run back and forth killing the other player. As long as you kill him with a headshot he will always spawn in the opposite point, if you kill him without a headshot he may spawn in the same spot again, wasting a bit of time.

I was fortunate enough to have two 360s and could boost it myself, but with two people you should expect to put at least a month or two of playing to get this, but rest assure when you get your 10,001st kill the achievement will pop, no glitches at all. Good luck!
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30 Sep 2009 16:18

Actually if you have only 3 boxes available you can start the match up. Yuo just need to get the last account that joined the match you "sit in the middle" / undecided team. I never figured out how to get it thre I just jiggled the D-pad untill he ended there. Now you can start with 3 accounts and 2 people on blue.
And yes Warzone is so much better. I did Warehouse for the first half, untill I discovered the Warzone spawn.
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27 Jul 2010 08:56

This is 10,001 kills across every ranked game you have played. This will take a VERY long time to get even with boosting so just play lots of multi-player and enjoy it as this is a pretty fun game online.

The quickest way to boost kills seems to be normal Free-for-all Killmatch games. The respawns are only 4 seconds. Put it on Heavy Weapons and a small map like Warehouse or Mansion.

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