The Jackbox Party Pack 7
20 Achievements
1,000
3-4h
PC
Xbox One
Xbox Series
Quiplash 3: Secret Schmitty
Triggered a response from Schmitty with your answer
50
3.02%
How to unlock the Quiplash 3: Secret Schmitty achievement in The Jackbox Party Pack 7 - Definitive Guide
CraigTMG
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Every question in the game has an entry coded to give a response. The hard part is finding them.
Below is a list of answers that trigger a response. Just entering the answer is not enough, it has to win for Schmitty to speak. Also, make sure Family Friendly mode is turned off as the responses will be disabled when turned on. If you find a new one, please comment it and I'll add it to the list!!
Casinos hate it when you walk up to the blackjack table and yell "____!"
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to CraigTMG).
Family game night got deadly silent when Grandma suggested we play ____.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to DanielBCook).
The Title of the YouTube Video with the MOST negative comments.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to CLARION 85).
The most boring name of a competitive reality TV show.
(The question could be worded slightly differently in game; we don't remember the prompt 1:1)
Answer: Word Spud (Credit to ecinrun).
A game you only play when you're really really really REALLY bored.
Answer: Word Spud (Credit to TheDude722).
The community college was doomed when they made ______ their mascot.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to CrazyCatMan).
Understandably, nobody wants to adopt Little Orphan ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to VictimOfDesire).
You can expect tragedy when the tarot reader turns the card depicting ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to anonymous).
The scariest thing that could pop out of your birthday cake.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to Nova Toad).
The worst thing to say instead of 'I do' at your wedding.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to camokazi123).
What your eye doctor puts on the chart when he hates you.
(The question could be worded slightly differently in game; we don't remember the prompt 1:1)
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to Kol Magius).
Reviews have been mixed for the new '20 minute guided meditations with ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to The Killers425).
It isn't called "sex" in honest relationships. It's called "making ______."
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to SpaceMoSpiff).
Euclid's smartest invention was geometry. His stupidest invention was ______.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to III Torpedo III).
The weirdest thing you could tell your hairdresser: "Give me the ______.”
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to inToX Shredz).
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Along with the ever-growing list, here are some strategies that were used by community members that got them the achievement.
B4RNN4RD5K1's Strategy.
B4RNN4RD5K1's strategy is centered toward grinding the game to get one of the questions where the answer is "Quiplash".
Answer quiplash for each question. Do not answer it twice for the same question as it will cause a jinx and void the possibility.
This achievement appeared in both Quiplash and Quiplash XL, and both had a question where answering with the term "quiplash" would make Schmitty speak. Sure enough, this game also has one.
ecinrun's Strategy.
ecinrun's strategy is more broad and can allow more space for success.
If the question asks for a person, use "Cookie Masterson" or "Schmitty." If the question asks for a thing, use a title of a Jackbox game, like "Word Spud."
Below is a list of answers that trigger a response. Just entering the answer is not enough, it has to win for Schmitty to speak. Also, make sure Family Friendly mode is turned off as the responses will be disabled when turned on. If you find a new one, please comment it and I'll add it to the list!!
Casinos hate it when you walk up to the blackjack table and yell "____!"
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to CraigTMG).
Family game night got deadly silent when Grandma suggested we play ____.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to DanielBCook).
The Title of the YouTube Video with the MOST negative comments.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to CLARION 85).
The most boring name of a competitive reality TV show.
(The question could be worded slightly differently in game; we don't remember the prompt 1:1)
Answer: Word Spud (Credit to ecinrun).
A game you only play when you're really really really REALLY bored.
Answer: Word Spud (Credit to TheDude722).
The community college was doomed when they made ______ their mascot.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to CrazyCatMan).
Understandably, nobody wants to adopt Little Orphan ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to VictimOfDesire).
You can expect tragedy when the tarot reader turns the card depicting ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to anonymous).
The scariest thing that could pop out of your birthday cake.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to Nova Toad).
The worst thing to say instead of 'I do' at your wedding.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to camokazi123).
What your eye doctor puts on the chart when he hates you.
(The question could be worded slightly differently in game; we don't remember the prompt 1:1)
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to Kol Magius).
Reviews have been mixed for the new '20 minute guided meditations with ______.
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to The Killers425).
It isn't called "sex" in honest relationships. It's called "making ______."
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to SpaceMoSpiff).
Euclid's smartest invention was geometry. His stupidest invention was ______.
Answer: Quiplash (Credit to III Torpedo III).
The weirdest thing you could tell your hairdresser: "Give me the ______.”
Answer: Schmitty (Credit to inToX Shredz).
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Along with the ever-growing list, here are some strategies that were used by community members that got them the achievement.
B4RNN4RD5K1's Strategy.
B4RNN4RD5K1's strategy is centered toward grinding the game to get one of the questions where the answer is "Quiplash".
Answer quiplash for each question. Do not answer it twice for the same question as it will cause a jinx and void the possibility.
This achievement appeared in both Quiplash and Quiplash XL, and both had a question where answering with the term "quiplash" would make Schmitty speak. Sure enough, this game also has one.
ecinrun's Strategy.
ecinrun's strategy is more broad and can allow more space for success.
If the question asks for a person, use "Cookie Masterson" or "Schmitty." If the question asks for a thing, use a title of a Jackbox game, like "Word Spud."
25 Comments
Thanks for the credit, man!
By B4RN4RD5K1 on 17 Oct 2020 21:52
try using mom or dad for ones about a person as well that works for some of them
By anthonyd46 on 18 Oct 2020 19:27
wgreenawal696
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*Not Every Question has a schmitty response, was found going through game files and converting the .jet files of each. Some questions have different answers to get the same response from Schmitty*
-Article (Grammar) Example: the, a, an
-Pronoun (Grammar) Example: There’s more than a hundred pronouns, pick one
-Verb (Grammar): Pick a verb
First Round: 54/431 have responses By that there is a 12.529% that one will occur and 87.471% that it will not occur
"What skin tags probably taste like"
Chicken
"What’s at the core of the planet named after you?"
chocolate, chocolate sauce, chocolate bar, chocolate candy
"What Cookie Monster snacks on when nobody’s looking"
Chicken, chicken breast, chiken, chikin, chicken wing, chicken drumstick, chicken leg, chicken legs, chicken wings
"Your last thought before passing into the afterlife"
Mom, mother, I love you mom, ma, mama, I love you mom and dad, parents, dad, I love you dad, father, pa, papa, pops, mommy, daddy
"A surprising thing to get trapped in your Invisalign clear tooth aligner"
human poo, human poop, turd, poo, poop, pooh, turds, human poo, human poo, human poop, human pooh
"First, the Grinch stole Christmas. But he went too far when he stole "BLANK""
Beer, beers, booze, alcohol, liquor, wine, whiskey, scotch, tequila, gin, vodka
"Archaeologists won’t admit they’ve discovered cave paintings of "BLANK" "
Beer, beers, booze, alcohol, liquor, wine, whiskey, scotch, tequila, gin, vodka, rum
"You know the lottery scratch-off ticket won’t pay out much when the goal is to get three BLANK""
Poos, poops, turds, poohs, poo poos, poo-poos, pooh poohs, pooh-poohs
"What defeats rock, paper AND scissors? "
Fart, farts
"Under a full moon, a small number of people turn into "BLANK""
Mom, moms, mother, mothers, parents, folks, dad, dads, father, fathers
"There’s nothing sexier than a tall, beefy boy who knows how to "BLANK""
Fart, make fart sounds, make fart noises, cut one, fart on command
“He’s just not that into you... because he’s into "BLANK""
Beer, beers, beer, ale, lager, stout, brew, brewski, brewskies
"The worst breakup line: it’s not you, it’s "BLANK" "
Farts, farting
"A cool nickname for your bowel movements"
Poo, pooh, poop, poops, turd, turds,crap, craps, dump, dumps, number 2, No. 2, #2, number two
"What every woman is hiding under her bangs"
Chocolate, chocolate sauce, chocolate bar, chocolate candy, chocolat, choclate, chocolet
"Something the Pope might sell on Home Shopping Network"
Quiplash, quiplash3, quiplash 3, this game, the game we're playing, Jackbox party pack, JPP, JPP7, party pack
"The worst thing to be inscribed on a welcome mat"
Dunno, don't know, nothing, nothin, nuthin, who cares, this is stupid, this is dumb, this is lame, no idea, no clue, don't care
"Casinos hate it when you walk up to the blackjack table and yell: "BLANK"! "
Quiplash, Quiplash3, Quiplash 3, this game, the game we're playing, Quiplash!, Quiplash 3!, Quiplash3!, Let's play Quiplash, Let's play Quiplash 3
"What unicorn meat tastes like"
Chicken, chiken, chikin
"Everyone was sad when they saw the pinata was full of BLANK"
Fart, farts, gas, flatulence
"If they made a candle of your life, it would smell like BLANK"
Fart, farts, gas
"A request you’d make on your dating profile: Must love BLANK "
Fart, farts, gas, farting, toots, tooting
"What obscure cryptid monster stalks the streets of Cleveland, Ohio?"
Mom, mother, dad, father
"What shape never took off with animal crackers?"
Chicken, chiken, chikin
"There’s a secret tax loophole that allows you to count BLANK as dependents"
Farts, fart, farts, farting
"Something that should never be described as rustic "
Farts, farting, passing gas, toots, gas
"Nothing is certain but death and taxes... oh, also "BLANK""
Farts, farting, passing gas
"A rejected fairy tale title: Jack and the Giant BLANK "
Poo, poop, pooh, turd, turds, poops, feces, excrement, crap
"BLANK much?"
Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas, pass wind, toot
"The greatest thing in the world to Auto-Tune"
Fart, farts, gas, flatulence, passing wind, fart sounds, fart noise, fart sound
"It should be illegal to put BLANK in a buffet"
Poo, poop, turd, feces, excrement, piece of poo, piece of poop, piece of doodoo, doodoo
"The worst thing to say instead of I do at your wedding"
Quiplash, Quiplash3, Quiplash 3, Quiplash!
"Little known fact: Guns N Roses used to to be called Guns N Roses & BLANK"
Mom, mother, dad, father, parents
"The most boring reality TV contest would feature competitive BLANK"
Quiplash, Quiplash3, Quiplash 3, this game, this game we're playing, Quiplash!
"The worst person to accidentally add to a group text about your love life"
Mom, mother, ma, mum, mama
"The scariest thing that could pop out of your birthday cake"
Schmitty, Shmitty, Smitty, Schmittie, Shmittie, Smittie, "ARTICLE" host of Quiplash, host of Quiplash, "ARTICLE" Quiplash host, Quiplash host, "ARTICLE" announcer of this game, announcer of this game, "ARTICLE" host
"The cow goes moo. The drunk cow goes BLANK"
Beer, beeer, beer!, booze, boooze, booze!
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it CAN buy BLANK"
"PRONOUN" mom, mom, "PRONOUN" mother, mother, "PRONOUN" dad, dad, "PRONOUN" father, father, "PRONOUN" parents, parents
"A good name for the opposite of a silent-but-deadly fart"
"ARTICLE" Schmitty, Schmitty, "ARTICLE" Shmitty, Shmitty, "ARTICLE" Smitty, Smitty, "ARTICLE" Quiplash host, Quiplash host, "ARTICLE" host of quiplash, host of Quiplash, "ARTICLE" Schmittie, Schmittie, "ARTICLE" Shmittie, Shmittie, "ARTICLE" Smittie, Smittie
"What’s a badass name for a badass sword? "
"ARTICLE" Schmitty, "ARTICLE" Shmitty, "ARTICLE" Smitty, "ARTICLE" Schmittie, "ARTICLE" Shmittie, "ARTICLE" Smitty
"What do most Rorschach tests look like to you?"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno | "PRONOUN" don't know | don't know | "PRONOUN" nothing | nothing | "PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin | "PRONOUN" nothin | nothin | "PRONOUN" no idea | no idea | who cares | this is stupid | this is dumb | this is lame | "PRONOUN" no clue | no clue | "PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"There is no I in team... but there is an I in BLANK"
Beer | beers | booze | beir | bier
"Fine! If nobody is going to ask... I will! What's that smell?"
"PRONOUN" fart | fart | "PRONOUN" farts | farts | "PRONOUN" gas | gas | "PRONOUN" farting | farting | "PRONOUN" toot | toot | "PRONOUN" tooting | tooting | "ARTICLE" fart | fart | "ARTICLE" toot | toot | "PRONOUN" farted | farted | "PRONOUN" tooted | tooted | "PRONOUN" cut one | cut one | "ARTICLE" farts | farts
"Finish the rhyme: Roses are red, violets are blue, I got you this card, BLANK "
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno | "PRONOUN" don't know | don't know | "PRONOUN" nothing | nothing | "PRONOUN" nothin | nothin | "PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin | who cares | this is stupid | this is dumb | this is lame | "PRONOUN" no idea | no idea | "PRONOUN" no clue | no clue | "PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"Something you shouldn’t say in a crowded elevator"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno | "PRONOUN" don't know | don't know | "PRONOUN" nothing | nothing | "PRONOUN" nothin | nothin | "PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin | who cares | this is stupid | this is dumb | this is lame | "PRONOUN" no idea | no idea | "PRONOUN" no clue | no clue | "PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"It isn’t called sex in honest relationships. It’s called making "BLANK" "
quiplash | quiplash 3 | quiplash3
"You’re twelve years old and you just got a blank check! What’s the first thing you’re buying?"
chocolate | chocolate | a chocolate bar | chocolate candy
"A terrible catchphrase for a magician"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno | "PRONOUN" don't know | don't know | "PRONOUN" nothing | nothing | "PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin | "PRONOUN" nothin | nothin | who cares | this is stupid | this is dumb | this is lame | "PRONOUN" no idea | no idea | "PRONOUN" no clue | no clue | "PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"The weirdest thing you could tell your hairdresser: Give me the "BLANK" "
Schmitty | Shmitty | Smitty | Shmittie | Schmittie | Smittie
"The community college was doomed after it made "BLANK" its mascot"
"ARTICLE" Schmitty | Schmitty|"ARTICLE" Shmitty | Shmitty|"ARTICLE" Smitty | Smitty|"ARTICLE" quiplash host | quiplash host|"ARTICLE" host of quiplash | host of quiplash|"ARTICLE" Schmittie | Schmittie|"ARTICLE" Shmittie | Shmittie|"ARTICLE" Smittie | Smittie
"Before marmalade, Paddington Bear had a crippling addiction to "BLANK""
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|"ARTICLE" game we're playing|Quiplash!
"Fine!!! What’s the sexiest animal?"
"ARTICLE" chicken | chicken|"ARTICLE" chiken | chiken|"ARTICLE" chikin | chikin
"The worst thing to step on with bare feet"
"ARTICLE" poo | poo|"ARTICLE" poop | poop|"ARTICLE" turd | turd|"PRONOUN" poo | poo|"PRONOUN" poop | poop|"PRONOUN" turd | turd|"PRONOUN" feces | feces|"PRONOUN" excrement | excrement
"The worst thing to write inside a get well soon card"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
Round 2 Questions:31/410 have responses. By that there is a 7.561% that one will occur and 92.439% that it will not occur
"The most noncommittal way of saying I love you "
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"What’s the least helpful thing you can do while helping someone defuse a bomb?"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"Beware! A witch cursed me, and now I am doomed to a life of "BLANK""
farts|farting|breaking wind|passing gas|passing wind|farting constantly|constantly farting|fartness|tooting
"The title of the YouTube video with the MOST negative comments"
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|Quiplash!|Let's play Quiplash|Let's play Quiplash 3
"The first astronaut to walk on Mars will make this famous quote"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"A character that would really spice up the Bible"
"PRONOUN" mom | mom|"PRONOUN" mother | mother|"PRONOUN" dad | dad|"PRONOUN" father | father
"The landmark Supreme Court decision of 2045: My Wife v. "BLANK""
my mom|my mother|my dad|my father|my parents|my folks|"PRONOUN" in-laws | in-laws|"PRONOUN" in laws | in laws|"PRONOUN" inlaws | inlaws
"It would be great to have a stunt double when you "BLANK""
poo|pooh|poop|crap|take a dump|defecate|take a crap|have a bowel movement|have a BM
"A terrible thing to remember during sex"
"PRONOUN" mom | mom|"PRONOUN" moms | moms|"PRONOUN" mother | mother|"PRONOUN" parents | parents|"PRONOUN" parent | parent|"PRONOUN" mom and dad | mom and dad|"PRONOUN" dad | dad|"PRONOUN" father | father|"PRONOUN" mother and father | mother and father|"PRONOUN" dad and mom | dad and mom
"Supposedly, Rodin’s “The Thinker” was thinking about "BLANK""
"VERB" beer | beer | a beer|"VERB" booze | booze|"VERB" alcohol | alcohol|"VERB" liquor | liquor|"VERB" wine | wine | a glass of wine | vino|"VERB" whiskey | whiskey|"VERB" scotch | scotch|"VERB" tequila | tequila|"VERB" gin | gin|"VERB" vodka | vodka
"America’s second favorite pastime"
Quiplash|Quiplash 3|Quiplash3|this game|the game we're playing
"You can expect tragedy when the tarot reader turns the card depicting "BLANK""
Schmitty|Shmitty|Smitty|the host of Quiplash|the Quiplash host|Schmittie|Shmittie|Smittie|Schmity|Smity|Smitie|shmity
"Welcome to the town of Flangenheidenparanudevallen, which, in English, means "BLANK""
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|'PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"A game you only play when you’re really, really, really, REALLY bored"
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|the game we're playing|Quiplash!
"One amendment you would add to the U.S. Constitution"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|who cares|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care|this is lame
"Euclid’s smartest invention was geometry. His stupidest invention was "BLANK""
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|this game we're playing|Quiplash!
"Thanos has gone too far this time! He destroyed half the "BLANK" in the universe."
Beer |beers |booze |alcohol |liquor |wine |whiskey |scotch |tequila |gin |vodka |rum| margaritas
"Idea for an improved hotel room sign: Privacy, Please. I’m "BLANK" "
farting|passing wind|tooting
"Reviews have been mixed for the new series 20 Minute Guided Meditations with "BLANK""
Schmitty|Shmitty|Smitty|Schmittie|Shmittie|Smittie|"ARTICLE" Quiplash host | Quiplash host|"ARTICLE" host of Quiplash | Quiplash host
"Spider-Man’s secret guilty pleasure"
chocolate|chocolate bars|chocolate sauce|chocolat|choclate|choclet|chocolet
"What the vision chart spells out when the eye doctor secretly hates you"
Schmitty|Shmitty|Smitty|Schmittie|Smittie|"ARTICLE" Quiplash host | Quiplash host|"ARTICLE" host of Quiplash | host of Quiplash|Schmity|Shmity|Smity
"Even for $100,000 you would not get this phrase tattooed across your back"
quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|this game we're playing|Quiplash!
"It's your big moment on stage! You find your spotlight, face the audience and "BLANK""
fart|pass gas|pass wind|cut one|toot
"SorrY guYzz, I acccidentalllY sp*llled "BLANK" allllll over mY KeYboar-d"
"PRONOUN" beer | beer|beeer|"PRONOUN" beerz | beerz|"PRONOUN" booze | booze|beeeer|beeeeer|"ARTICLE" beer | beer|"ARTICLE" booze | booze|"ARTICLE" beers | beers
"What do you get the woman who has everything?"
quiplash|quiplash3|quiplash 3|this game|the game we're playing|"ARTICLE" Jackbox party pack | Jackbox party pack | JPP7|"ARTICLE" party pack | party pack|"ARTICLE" Jackbox Party Pack 7 | Jackbox Party Pack 7
"Family game night got deadly silent when Grandma suggested we play "BLANK""
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|the game we're playing
"The best way to keep someone from sitting next to you on a bus"
fart|pass gas|cut one|pass wind|farting|passing gas|passing wind|cutting one|rip one|cut the cheese
"If Father’s Day dinner were a tradition, what would be the table centerpiece?"
"ARTICLE" beer | beer|"ARTICLE" six pack | six pack|"ARTICLE" six pack of beer | six pack of beer|"ARTICLE" beer bottle | beer bottle|"ARTICLE" beer can | beer can|"ARTICLE" bottle of beer | bottle of beer|"ARTICLE" six-pack | six-pack|"ARTICLE" six-pack of beer | six-pack of beer|"ARTICLE" 6 pack | 6 pack|"ARTICLE" 6 pack of beer | 6 pack of beer|"ARTICLE" 6-pack | 6-pack|"ARTICLE" 6-pack of beer | 6-pack of beer
"Want some attention? Go to a singles bar wearing a t-shirt that says "BLANK" "
Hi, I'm Schmitty|Schmitty|Shmitty|Smitty|Schmittie|Shmittie|Smittie|Hi I'm Schmitty|Hi I'm Shmitty|Hi I'm Smitty|Hi I'm Schmittie|Hi I'm Shmittie
"All the jesters have failed! Only one thing will entertain the king..."
"PRONOUN" fart | fart|"PRONOUN" farts | farts|"PRONOUN" toot | toot|"PRONOUN" tooting | tooting|"PRONOUN" fart sounds | fart sounds|"PRONOUN" fart noises | fart noises|"PRONOUN" fart SFX | fart SFX|"PRONOUN" farting | farting|"ARTICLE" fart | fart|"ARTICLE" farts | farts|"ARTICLE" farting | farting|"ARTICLE" fart sounds | fart sounds|"ARTICLE" fart noises | fart noises|"ARTICLE" fart SFX | fart SFX
"Death by "BLANK" is uncommon, except in Florida"
Chocolate|chocolat|choclate|chocolet
There is no responses in Round 3
-Article (Grammar) Example: the, a, an
-Pronoun (Grammar) Example: There’s more than a hundred pronouns, pick one
-Verb (Grammar): Pick a verb
First Round: 54/431 have responses By that there is a 12.529% that one will occur and 87.471% that it will not occur
"What skin tags probably taste like"
Chicken
"What’s at the core of the planet named after you?"
chocolate, chocolate sauce, chocolate bar, chocolate candy
"What Cookie Monster snacks on when nobody’s looking"
Chicken, chicken breast, chiken, chikin, chicken wing, chicken drumstick, chicken leg, chicken legs, chicken wings
"Your last thought before passing into the afterlife"
Mom, mother, I love you mom, ma, mama, I love you mom and dad, parents, dad, I love you dad, father, pa, papa, pops, mommy, daddy
"A surprising thing to get trapped in your Invisalign clear tooth aligner"
human poo, human poop, turd, poo, poop, pooh, turds, human poo, human poo, human poop, human pooh
"First, the Grinch stole Christmas. But he went too far when he stole "BLANK""
Beer, beers, booze, alcohol, liquor, wine, whiskey, scotch, tequila, gin, vodka
"Archaeologists won’t admit they’ve discovered cave paintings of "BLANK" "
Beer, beers, booze, alcohol, liquor, wine, whiskey, scotch, tequila, gin, vodka, rum
"You know the lottery scratch-off ticket won’t pay out much when the goal is to get three BLANK""
Poos, poops, turds, poohs, poo poos, poo-poos, pooh poohs, pooh-poohs
"What defeats rock, paper AND scissors? "
Fart, farts
"Under a full moon, a small number of people turn into "BLANK""
Mom, moms, mother, mothers, parents, folks, dad, dads, father, fathers
"There’s nothing sexier than a tall, beefy boy who knows how to "BLANK""
Fart, make fart sounds, make fart noises, cut one, fart on command
“He’s just not that into you... because he’s into "BLANK""
Beer, beers, beer, ale, lager, stout, brew, brewski, brewskies
"The worst breakup line: it’s not you, it’s "BLANK" "
Farts, farting
"A cool nickname for your bowel movements"
Poo, pooh, poop, poops, turd, turds,crap, craps, dump, dumps, number 2, No. 2, #2, number two
"What every woman is hiding under her bangs"
Chocolate, chocolate sauce, chocolate bar, chocolate candy, chocolat, choclate, chocolet
"Something the Pope might sell on Home Shopping Network"
Quiplash, quiplash3, quiplash 3, this game, the game we're playing, Jackbox party pack, JPP, JPP7, party pack
"The worst thing to be inscribed on a welcome mat"
Dunno, don't know, nothing, nothin, nuthin, who cares, this is stupid, this is dumb, this is lame, no idea, no clue, don't care
"Casinos hate it when you walk up to the blackjack table and yell: "BLANK"! "
Quiplash, Quiplash3, Quiplash 3, this game, the game we're playing, Quiplash!, Quiplash 3!, Quiplash3!, Let's play Quiplash, Let's play Quiplash 3
"What unicorn meat tastes like"
Chicken, chiken, chikin
"Everyone was sad when they saw the pinata was full of BLANK"
Fart, farts, gas, flatulence
"If they made a candle of your life, it would smell like BLANK"
Fart, farts, gas
"A request you’d make on your dating profile: Must love BLANK "
Fart, farts, gas, farting, toots, tooting
"What obscure cryptid monster stalks the streets of Cleveland, Ohio?"
Mom, mother, dad, father
"What shape never took off with animal crackers?"
Chicken, chiken, chikin
"There’s a secret tax loophole that allows you to count BLANK as dependents"
Farts, fart, farts, farting
"Something that should never be described as rustic "
Farts, farting, passing gas, toots, gas
"Nothing is certain but death and taxes... oh, also "BLANK""
Farts, farting, passing gas
"A rejected fairy tale title: Jack and the Giant BLANK "
Poo, poop, pooh, turd, turds, poops, feces, excrement, crap
"BLANK much?"
Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas, pass wind, toot
"The greatest thing in the world to Auto-Tune"
Fart, farts, gas, flatulence, passing wind, fart sounds, fart noise, fart sound
"It should be illegal to put BLANK in a buffet"
Poo, poop, turd, feces, excrement, piece of poo, piece of poop, piece of doodoo, doodoo
"The worst thing to say instead of I do at your wedding"
Quiplash, Quiplash3, Quiplash 3, Quiplash!
"Little known fact: Guns N Roses used to to be called Guns N Roses & BLANK"
Mom, mother, dad, father, parents
"The most boring reality TV contest would feature competitive BLANK"
Quiplash, Quiplash3, Quiplash 3, this game, this game we're playing, Quiplash!
"The worst person to accidentally add to a group text about your love life"
Mom, mother, ma, mum, mama
"The scariest thing that could pop out of your birthday cake"
Schmitty, Shmitty, Smitty, Schmittie, Shmittie, Smittie, "ARTICLE" host of Quiplash, host of Quiplash, "ARTICLE" Quiplash host, Quiplash host, "ARTICLE" announcer of this game, announcer of this game, "ARTICLE" host
"The cow goes moo. The drunk cow goes BLANK"
Beer, beeer, beer!, booze, boooze, booze!
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it CAN buy BLANK"
"PRONOUN" mom, mom, "PRONOUN" mother, mother, "PRONOUN" dad, dad, "PRONOUN" father, father, "PRONOUN" parents, parents
"A good name for the opposite of a silent-but-deadly fart"
"ARTICLE" Schmitty, Schmitty, "ARTICLE" Shmitty, Shmitty, "ARTICLE" Smitty, Smitty, "ARTICLE" Quiplash host, Quiplash host, "ARTICLE" host of quiplash, host of Quiplash, "ARTICLE" Schmittie, Schmittie, "ARTICLE" Shmittie, Shmittie, "ARTICLE" Smittie, Smittie
"What’s a badass name for a badass sword? "
"ARTICLE" Schmitty, "ARTICLE" Shmitty, "ARTICLE" Smitty, "ARTICLE" Schmittie, "ARTICLE" Shmittie, "ARTICLE" Smitty
"What do most Rorschach tests look like to you?"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno | "PRONOUN" don't know | don't know | "PRONOUN" nothing | nothing | "PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin | "PRONOUN" nothin | nothin | "PRONOUN" no idea | no idea | who cares | this is stupid | this is dumb | this is lame | "PRONOUN" no clue | no clue | "PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"There is no I in team... but there is an I in BLANK"
Beer | beers | booze | beir | bier
"Fine! If nobody is going to ask... I will! What's that smell?"
"PRONOUN" fart | fart | "PRONOUN" farts | farts | "PRONOUN" gas | gas | "PRONOUN" farting | farting | "PRONOUN" toot | toot | "PRONOUN" tooting | tooting | "ARTICLE" fart | fart | "ARTICLE" toot | toot | "PRONOUN" farted | farted | "PRONOUN" tooted | tooted | "PRONOUN" cut one | cut one | "ARTICLE" farts | farts
"Finish the rhyme: Roses are red, violets are blue, I got you this card, BLANK "
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno | "PRONOUN" don't know | don't know | "PRONOUN" nothing | nothing | "PRONOUN" nothin | nothin | "PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin | who cares | this is stupid | this is dumb | this is lame | "PRONOUN" no idea | no idea | "PRONOUN" no clue | no clue | "PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"Something you shouldn’t say in a crowded elevator"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno | "PRONOUN" don't know | don't know | "PRONOUN" nothing | nothing | "PRONOUN" nothin | nothin | "PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin | who cares | this is stupid | this is dumb | this is lame | "PRONOUN" no idea | no idea | "PRONOUN" no clue | no clue | "PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"It isn’t called sex in honest relationships. It’s called making "BLANK" "
quiplash | quiplash 3 | quiplash3
"You’re twelve years old and you just got a blank check! What’s the first thing you’re buying?"
chocolate | chocolate | a chocolate bar | chocolate candy
"A terrible catchphrase for a magician"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno | "PRONOUN" don't know | don't know | "PRONOUN" nothing | nothing | "PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin | "PRONOUN" nothin | nothin | who cares | this is stupid | this is dumb | this is lame | "PRONOUN" no idea | no idea | "PRONOUN" no clue | no clue | "PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"The weirdest thing you could tell your hairdresser: Give me the "BLANK" "
Schmitty | Shmitty | Smitty | Shmittie | Schmittie | Smittie
"The community college was doomed after it made "BLANK" its mascot"
"ARTICLE" Schmitty | Schmitty|"ARTICLE" Shmitty | Shmitty|"ARTICLE" Smitty | Smitty|"ARTICLE" quiplash host | quiplash host|"ARTICLE" host of quiplash | host of quiplash|"ARTICLE" Schmittie | Schmittie|"ARTICLE" Shmittie | Shmittie|"ARTICLE" Smittie | Smittie
"Before marmalade, Paddington Bear had a crippling addiction to "BLANK""
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|"ARTICLE" game we're playing|Quiplash!
"Fine!!! What’s the sexiest animal?"
"ARTICLE" chicken | chicken|"ARTICLE" chiken | chiken|"ARTICLE" chikin | chikin
"The worst thing to step on with bare feet"
"ARTICLE" poo | poo|"ARTICLE" poop | poop|"ARTICLE" turd | turd|"PRONOUN" poo | poo|"PRONOUN" poop | poop|"PRONOUN" turd | turd|"PRONOUN" feces | feces|"PRONOUN" excrement | excrement
"The worst thing to write inside a get well soon card"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
Round 2 Questions:31/410 have responses. By that there is a 7.561% that one will occur and 92.439% that it will not occur
"The most noncommittal way of saying I love you "
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"What’s the least helpful thing you can do while helping someone defuse a bomb?"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"Beware! A witch cursed me, and now I am doomed to a life of "BLANK""
farts|farting|breaking wind|passing gas|passing wind|farting constantly|constantly farting|fartness|tooting
"The title of the YouTube video with the MOST negative comments"
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|Quiplash!|Let's play Quiplash|Let's play Quiplash 3
"The first astronaut to walk on Mars will make this famous quote"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"A character that would really spice up the Bible"
"PRONOUN" mom | mom|"PRONOUN" mother | mother|"PRONOUN" dad | dad|"PRONOUN" father | father
"The landmark Supreme Court decision of 2045: My Wife v. "BLANK""
my mom|my mother|my dad|my father|my parents|my folks|"PRONOUN" in-laws | in-laws|"PRONOUN" in laws | in laws|"PRONOUN" inlaws | inlaws
"It would be great to have a stunt double when you "BLANK""
poo|pooh|poop|crap|take a dump|defecate|take a crap|have a bowel movement|have a BM
"A terrible thing to remember during sex"
"PRONOUN" mom | mom|"PRONOUN" moms | moms|"PRONOUN" mother | mother|"PRONOUN" parents | parents|"PRONOUN" parent | parent|"PRONOUN" mom and dad | mom and dad|"PRONOUN" dad | dad|"PRONOUN" father | father|"PRONOUN" mother and father | mother and father|"PRONOUN" dad and mom | dad and mom
"Supposedly, Rodin’s “The Thinker” was thinking about "BLANK""
"VERB" beer | beer | a beer|"VERB" booze | booze|"VERB" alcohol | alcohol|"VERB" liquor | liquor|"VERB" wine | wine | a glass of wine | vino|"VERB" whiskey | whiskey|"VERB" scotch | scotch|"VERB" tequila | tequila|"VERB" gin | gin|"VERB" vodka | vodka
"America’s second favorite pastime"
Quiplash|Quiplash 3|Quiplash3|this game|the game we're playing
"You can expect tragedy when the tarot reader turns the card depicting "BLANK""
Schmitty|Shmitty|Smitty|the host of Quiplash|the Quiplash host|Schmittie|Shmittie|Smittie|Schmity|Smity|Smitie|shmity
"Welcome to the town of Flangenheidenparanudevallen, which, in English, means "BLANK""
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|'PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|this is lame|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care
"A game you only play when you’re really, really, really, REALLY bored"
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|the game we're playing|Quiplash!
"One amendment you would add to the U.S. Constitution"
"PRONOUN" dunno | dunno|"PRONOUN" don't know | don't know|"PRONOUN" nothing | nothing|"PRONOUN" nothin | nothin|"PRONOUN" nuthin | nuthin|who cares|this is stupid|this is dumb|who cares|"PRONOUN" no idea | no idea|"PRONOUN" no clue | no clue|"PRONOUN" don't care | don't care|this is lame
"Euclid’s smartest invention was geometry. His stupidest invention was "BLANK""
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|this game we're playing|Quiplash!
"Thanos has gone too far this time! He destroyed half the "BLANK" in the universe."
Beer |beers |booze |alcohol |liquor |wine |whiskey |scotch |tequila |gin |vodka |rum| margaritas
"Idea for an improved hotel room sign: Privacy, Please. I’m "BLANK" "
farting|passing wind|tooting
"Reviews have been mixed for the new series 20 Minute Guided Meditations with "BLANK""
Schmitty|Shmitty|Smitty|Schmittie|Shmittie|Smittie|"ARTICLE" Quiplash host | Quiplash host|"ARTICLE" host of Quiplash | Quiplash host
"Spider-Man’s secret guilty pleasure"
chocolate|chocolate bars|chocolate sauce|chocolat|choclate|choclet|chocolet
"What the vision chart spells out when the eye doctor secretly hates you"
Schmitty|Shmitty|Smitty|Schmittie|Smittie|"ARTICLE" Quiplash host | Quiplash host|"ARTICLE" host of Quiplash | host of Quiplash|Schmity|Shmity|Smity
"Even for $100,000 you would not get this phrase tattooed across your back"
quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|this game we're playing|Quiplash!
"It's your big moment on stage! You find your spotlight, face the audience and "BLANK""
fart|pass gas|pass wind|cut one|toot
"SorrY guYzz, I acccidentalllY sp*llled "BLANK" allllll over mY KeYboar-d"
"PRONOUN" beer | beer|beeer|"PRONOUN" beerz | beerz|"PRONOUN" booze | booze|beeeer|beeeeer|"ARTICLE" beer | beer|"ARTICLE" booze | booze|"ARTICLE" beers | beers
"What do you get the woman who has everything?"
quiplash|quiplash3|quiplash 3|this game|the game we're playing|"ARTICLE" Jackbox party pack | Jackbox party pack | JPP7|"ARTICLE" party pack | party pack|"ARTICLE" Jackbox Party Pack 7 | Jackbox Party Pack 7
"Family game night got deadly silent when Grandma suggested we play "BLANK""
Quiplash|Quiplash3|Quiplash 3|this game|the game we're playing
"The best way to keep someone from sitting next to you on a bus"
fart|pass gas|cut one|pass wind|farting|passing gas|passing wind|cutting one|rip one|cut the cheese
"If Father’s Day dinner were a tradition, what would be the table centerpiece?"
"ARTICLE" beer | beer|"ARTICLE" six pack | six pack|"ARTICLE" six pack of beer | six pack of beer|"ARTICLE" beer bottle | beer bottle|"ARTICLE" beer can | beer can|"ARTICLE" bottle of beer | bottle of beer|"ARTICLE" six-pack | six-pack|"ARTICLE" six-pack of beer | six-pack of beer|"ARTICLE" 6 pack | 6 pack|"ARTICLE" 6 pack of beer | 6 pack of beer|"ARTICLE" 6-pack | 6-pack|"ARTICLE" 6-pack of beer | 6-pack of beer
"Want some attention? Go to a singles bar wearing a t-shirt that says "BLANK" "
Hi, I'm Schmitty|Schmitty|Shmitty|Smitty|Schmittie|Shmittie|Smittie|Hi I'm Schmitty|Hi I'm Shmitty|Hi I'm Smitty|Hi I'm Schmittie|Hi I'm Shmittie
"All the jesters have failed! Only one thing will entertain the king..."
"PRONOUN" fart | fart|"PRONOUN" farts | farts|"PRONOUN" toot | toot|"PRONOUN" tooting | tooting|"PRONOUN" fart sounds | fart sounds|"PRONOUN" fart noises | fart noises|"PRONOUN" fart SFX | fart SFX|"PRONOUN" farting | farting|"ARTICLE" fart | fart|"ARTICLE" farts | farts|"ARTICLE" farting | farting|"ARTICLE" fart sounds | fart sounds|"ARTICLE" fart noises | fart noises|"ARTICLE" fart SFX | fart SFX
"Death by "BLANK" is uncommon, except in Florida"
Chocolate|chocolat|choclate|chocolet
There is no responses in Round 3
4 Comments
Thank you for this! The candle question netted me the achievement and my completion.
By Lanceride on 13 Nov 2021 05:50
LOL, first game I played trying for this, the very first question was "A cool nickname for your bowel movements" and I answered "poop". Got it right away, thanks for this guide!
By Pedle Zelnip on 31 Jan 2022 01:52
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This is not proven, but i'm 95% sure that if you get a quiplash with a response that would trigger it, it won't do it.
i responded with 'word spud' to 'name a game you only play when you're really really REALLY bored' and nothing happened, and i'm 99% sure i entered it correctly.
i responded with 'word spud' to 'name a game you only play when you're really really REALLY bored' and nothing happened, and i'm 99% sure i entered it correctly.
