Think of the Children

Think of the Children

Think of the Children

27 Achievements

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Alone Time

Alone Time

Finish the story solo

0.9%

Family Time

Family Time

Finish the story with two or more players

1.8%

Super Parent

Super Parent

Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

0.9%

Super Parents

Super Parents

Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.

0.9%

Lovely day at the park

Lovely day at the park

Get an A+ on the Park Level

7.0%

Between the yellow flags

Between the yellow flags

Get an A+ on the Beach Level

5.3%

Express lane

Express lane

Get an A+ on the Store Level

3.6%

Socialite

Socialite

Get an A+ on the Party Level

7.9%

First Class

First Class

Get an A+ on the Airport Level

2.4%

Thrill Seeker

Thrill Seeker

Get an A+ on the Skydiving Level

8.9%

WITNESS ME

WITNESS ME

Get an A+ on the Outback Level

1.5%

Glamping

Glamping

Get an A+ on the Camp Safety Level

7.1%

Ghost Stories

Ghost Stories

Get an A+ on the Bonfire Level

4.1%

Monkey Business

Monkey Business

Get an A+ on the Zoo Level

2.7%

UNDER THE SEA!

UNDER THE SEA!

Get an A+ on the Ocean Level

1.8%

A wholesome parenting simulator

A wholesome parenting simulator Secret Achievement

Get an A+ on the Final Level Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

1.0%

Fashion Souls

Fashion Souls

Create a custom character

23.9% 1 Guide

Please, don't have kids!

Please, don't have kids!

Lose the game in less then 20 seconds

1.0%

I'm not touching that.

I'm not touching that. Secret Achievement

Win a level without picking up a child Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

11.5%

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Secret Achievement

Throw the same child 10x in a row Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

2.4%

Credit where credit's due

Credit where credit's due Secret Achievement

Watched the end Credits. Thanks for playing! Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

1.7%

Artist

Artist Secret Achievement

Make 50 produce splatters Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

3.7% 1 Guide

Chatterbox

Chatterbox Secret Achievement

Talk to all guest at the party in under 20 seconds Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

1.1% 1 Guide

Ooh, you're dirty

Ooh, you're dirty Secret Achievement

Touch poo while wearing a poo hat Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

1.0%

Unaligned

Unaligned Secret Achievement

Wear a mix of Angel and Devil Clothing Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

0.9%

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? Secret Achievement

Stayed on the loading screen for five minutes Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

2.6% 1 Guide

It wasn't a lie!

It wasn't a lie! Secret Achievement

Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

1.3%