Untitled Goose Game
25 Achievements
1,000
4-5h
The Pub, Quickly
Complete the pub to-do list before the church bells ring
80
1.03%
How to unlock the The Pub, Quickly achievement in Untitled Goose Game - Definitive Guide
This one was a pain, but once you get the rhythm down, it's cake.
Don't bother with the box, grab the "no geese" sign and honk to get the burly mans attention, drag it to the van and run into the pub.
I would suggest going right for the old man, getting the dart and stool objectives out of the way (the stool was a pain, the best tip I found that worked was to quickly and aggressively pull it away when he starts to sit, this somehow is more quiet than being sneaky). When he plays darts, honk when he cocks his arm further back than normal.
Go perform for the ladies while you wait for the old man to do whichever objective he didn't do, this is pretty quick and easy to knock out.
Run into the pub and turn the faucet to fill the tub, going between the tables, and honking to distract her from the tub. Grab the boat when the tub begins to overflow.
Now, grab the fork and knife, the pepper shaker, and the candle (don't forget to duck to get under the tables with the shaker) and bring them behind the pub (there's a path right by the gate to get there), and there's a plate near the dumpsters in a broken fridge.
Getting the burly mans attention is easy enough, honk and lure him behind the pub, and then pick up and drop a few of the apples (or tomatoes). He should put them back, giving you time to knock the bucket off and on to his head.
Lastly, grab a coffee cup and head to the stone bridge directly across from the pub entrance, across the street.
The technique for the stool was tough, but I was able to take 2 or 3 attempts within the time limit. I even dropped the cup on the bridge while I fell into the canal, swam down to walk back up, and drop the cup into the canal with about 5 seconds left.
Achievement Walkthrough:
Speedrun Timestamps:
0:37 - The Garden
7:08 - The High Street
11:51 - The Back Gardens
17:22 - The Pub
All Missable Achievement Guides Here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-HeW6XkKdUJxso4NigWS...
The Pub works much better for a speedrun then some of the previous areas because it all happens in a smaller area with lots of tunnels, tables to hide under and ways to avoid the nastier townsfolk. I prefer to knock out the bucket task first by popping out of the box as soon as you are in the pub and getting the bouncer to follow you in to the stockroom. As you assemble the table settings keep an eye on the old man to get him in between his dart throwing and his harmonica playing for a quick completion. Remember to prep the toy boat a few times if needed as well.
Below is an example of how to maneuver the pub to-do list in under six minutes. This video also shows how to access the special reward you receive after 100% completion and how to use it. If you wish not to spoil it, stop the video at the 7 minute mark:
2. Jump out of the box and break into your grandfather. At this moment he will be playing darts. Cackle behind him as he makes his last swing before throwing. You broke the darts.
3. Put on a show for the women at the table. Stand on the podium below their table and immediately repeat this sequence of actions without waiting for their response: cackling - ducking your head - flapping your wings. Received a flower as a gift.
4. Grandfather should have already hung up the darts and intended to play the harmonica. Steal the chair from under his ass at the last minute.
5. Pub raid time. Immediately go in and turn on the water in the sink. While you are waiting for water, move the pepper shaker under the table. Steal the boat. It needs to be carried a little away from the sink for it to count.
6. Steal tableware items. Nothing complicated at this stage, just hide under the tables from the barmaid. There is no need to steal a plate from a bar. In the backyard, next to the bobbin we use to make the table, there is already a plate.
7. Having finished serving, scatter the tomatoes from the box that stands between the reel-table and the gate. Throwing out three pieces is enough.
8. Steal a mug. Be careful, it is easy to break. Go down to the tunnel under the floor of the bar, stand at the entrance to this tunnel, which is next to the stairs, and cackle. The task is to attract the attention of the guard. When he goes looking for you, run through the tunnel and rush to the canal, drop the mug.
9. Return to the entrance to the pub, untie the shoelaces of the guard and run inside the pub.
10. Use your cackle to lure the guard to the tomatoes that were scattered in step 7. While he is collecting tomatoes, drop the bucket on his head.
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If you take it out at the last moment, then your grandfather will notice that you need to take it out when he just starts to sit down, and not at the end
It's also easy to get into the pub without a box. Since this is not the first passage, a sign with a crossed out goose will immediately stand at the entrance, just grab it and drag it, the guard will follow it and you can safely go inside - in my opinion this is the fastest way