Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus

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I'm Machine Enough

I'm Machine Enough

Beat the Panzerhund ride without killing anyone on 'Bring 'em On!' difficulty or higher

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How to unlock the I'm Machine Enough achievement in Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus - Definitive Guide

While you're in New Orleans (about halfway through the game), you'll run into a man called Horton (make sure you have as much health and armor as possible before trying this). After a long cutscene with him, you'll be riding a Panzerhund, the giant mechanical dogs that breath fire. Make sure you're playing on "Bring 'em On!" and simply run past everything (I'd also recommend making a manual save as soon as you start).

All you have to do is ignore the enemies and keep running forward (the sprint button still works). Be sure to steer clear of enemies, because the Panzerhund can kill enemies by stepping on them if you're not careful. You have limited armor, but you can get some more by smashing into crates off to the side of your path. Your Panzerhund likely won't survive the whole trip, but when it dies, you can just get off and keep running past enemies. Eventually, you'll wind up in the sewers, so just keep running toward the objective markers and until the achievement pops.

It may be possible to play the majority of this section on the lowest difficulty and switch to Bring 'em On! at the end, but I can't confirm this (If you can, let me know and I'll edit).

EDIT: I'm being told that only kills while on the Panzerhund count. Once you get off, you're free to kill to your heart's content.
Also, if you miss this, you can play on the easiest difficulty up until you get to Horton (and grab his hand to end the level) and switch to Bring 'em On! right before starting the next level.
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28 Oct 2017 05:11

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Got this on my first try on Bring it on difficulty. I just ran the dog as fast as I could to the inside of the factory. I did get killed there after the metal dog got destroyed, but restarted just outside the factory on the dog. I went in again, getting as far as I could and once the dog got destroyed again I kept running till I found the sewer entrance (it’s a pretty linear route and there is enough room to manoeuvre and get out of the way of enemies). I did kill 2-3 enemies while on foot and as soon as I entered the sewer the achievement popped.

So to reiterate: you can die and restart closer to the sewer, the dog can be destroyed and you can keep going and you can kill nazis while on foot.
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By melkkman on 24 Oct 2023 05:53
You can kill enemies, just not with the Panzerhund. I just did it on I am Terror Billy difficulty. Unlocked as I was climbing the ladder out of the sewers.
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By Heraizen on 29 Oct 2017 08:10
Yeah I accidentally charged into and killed someone and still got it. Seems only Panzerhund kills count. Plus you'll want to get off it anyway, there are collectables all over that area!
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By Pra1s3Th3Sun on 29 Oct 2017 14:01
If you don't do this on your first playthrough, can you revisit the district and complete it and still unlock the achievement?
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By A 2rue Boofer on 31 Oct 2017 18:48
@A 2rue Boofer Nope. This can only be done in story mode. Revisiting the district just puts you on foot.
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By DarkWingSpartan on 31 Oct 2017 18:55
thx m8, great guide (and yes, you can dismount and get kills on your own and still get the cheevo). +1
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By motter on 31 Oct 2017 20:56
Darn, I wish I'd made a manual save here. It didn't occur to me that there would be no chapter select.
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By CR4SHED on 31 Oct 2017 23:48
good guide, so thx for it. i would like to add, that could die on your way to the exit in the catacombs. i died 2-3 times on my way (pressed X to continue) and after i left the catacombs the chievo popped.
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By YingTao 666 on 01 Nov 2017 21:01
I got off as soon as the game loaded me in and went the whole way on foot and it popped when jumping into the sewer.
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By Jennitiger1138 on 02 Nov 2017 20:23
I retry more and more time in difficulty bring 'em on, whitout Panzerhund, whitout killing, I finish level, I wait. And I don't unlock this stupid achievement.
Achievement glitched...
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By LA HAiNE I on 08 Nov 2017 22:12
I'm glad you can get off and kill on foot. That's what I am doing anyways to get the lay of the land and pick up collectibles. I was going to reload a manual save after that, but sounds like I won't need to. Thanks for the great info.
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By RagnarsDisciple on 10 Nov 2017 16:26
I can confirm you can play the campaign on the can I ply daddy difficulty, then crank it up to bring em on difficulty. I played on the easiest difficulty till the moment you give your hand to Horton at the end of the level before the panzerhund level. right before giving my hand to him and ending the level, I change the difficulty. then started the next level on bring them on.
hope this helps
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By Alumejr on 12 Nov 2017 22:04
Easiest way to do this is just to get off the Panzerhund. Then you're free to kill to your heart's content and not void the achievement.
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By Xx bRICKed xX on 13 Nov 2017 21:23
I got this achievement on Bring 'em On by immediately dismounting from the hound at the start and the proceeding the rest of the way through the level on foot. Not too difficult and it makes sure you don't accidentally kill someone with the hound dog. I killed tons of Nazis on foot with the achievement still popping.
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By XxSilverSonicxX on 14 Nov 2017 11:31
Is it possible to make a manual save, lower difficulty, grav achievement and afterwards load the save game? Dont want to lose the difficulty achievements..
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By Turg0n on 20 Nov 2017 17:12
@Turg0n It might be possible, but I wouldn't recommend it, given how many achievements can become unobtainable on a save file.
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By DarkWingSpartan on 20 Nov 2017 17:15
@DarkWingSpartan Thx 4 the tip!
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By Turg0n on 20 Nov 2017 17:42
Didn't work. As soon as I loaded I got off the dog and finished the level. Never unlocked...
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By l ROMANO l on 29 Dec 2017 01:02
This doesn't work on SAS...I got a score of zero and I didn't get the achievement. I rode the hound all the way to the sewer, and no one died.

I'll try during the ubercommander district thing.
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By CaptainKill on 19 Jul 2018 06:39
I can confirm that switching to Bring it On before grabbing Horton's hand will still give you the cheevo! I just rode the hound slowly till it got destroyed near the factory, went through the hellish sewers and bam, cheevo popped!!
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By Warboy925 on 15 Sep 2018 17:19
I did this on my 1st play through unintentionally on i am death incarnate difficulty. Initially used the panzerhund killed a few then realised it made the level more difficult so i reloaded to start of the level and played through on foot. Achievement unlocked with multiple kills and deaths so nothing seems to void it.

Not sure how this has a 5 ratio if its this simple and you can do it on a much easier difficulty?
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By TomNelson1805 on 20 Jul 2019 01:45
It's because most people don't play on the hardest difficulty and/or just use the Panzer to kill everything. That does void the achievement.
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By TheAnonymity on 23 Jul 2019 00:15
Can you not do this in the combat sims?
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By etop1 on 10 Aug 2019 04:29
Apparently not. Unbelievably dumb that there is no chapter select especially when New Order and Old Blood both had them. Stupid design decision.
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By Wookiee Hairem on 28 Apr 2020 20:40
Can I switch to that difficulty when I get closer to that part of the game?
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By Samtaro on 07 May 2020 05:25
You must change difficulty to Bring Em On or harder BEFORE you grab his hand. I switched at the start of the Panzer sequence and was unable to pop this. Tried several different times. Even checked the console command for confirmation. All the achievements show unlocked status on command screen (PC) and it doesn't work this way. So just make sure you don't make the same mistake I did. facepalm

Now I get to replay the last ~2ish hours to get up to this point cuz that's where my last save was.
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By TheAnonymity on 24 Jun 2019 07:16
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Just giving my experience because I had no idea about this and still don't really get it.

I'm playing on Death Incarnate and I've been playing extreme stealth mode, so after seeing the Panzerhund and riding it for about 5 seconds, I simply got off and continued playing the level as I was.

When I jumped into the Lower Sewers, which seems to be about 3/4, 5/6 of the way thru this level the achievement popped.

Never did anything but press B (Xbox) and get off the hound.
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31 Dec 2017 20:14

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Definitely the easiest way to do it! Just hop off the hound at the start and play through the level normally.
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By Lockie on 02 Jun 2019 02:45
I just wanted to confirm that you can hop off the Panzerhund and you MAY kill enemies while off of the hund. The achievement will pop once you've reached the water (and are swimming in it) in the sewers.

A couple tips:
Utilize manual saves every 2-3 enemies. You will thank me later.

There is a safe space with max health and 100 armor to the right of the second Nazi vehicle thing. As far as I know, it is only accessible if you have the constrictor harness contraption.

There is armor and stuff hidden around the map in crates just like a normal level. You will need it if you can't stealth it (which is next to impossible).

Try to get to the first checkpoint ASAP since the game deloads all the previous enemies whether they were dead or alive, so you are free to go back and get pickups and collectibles without interruption.

Finally, you can stealth the sewer section very easily without ever firing a shot. Since there is a Zerstörer down there I would DEFINITELY recommend doing this.

Good luck!
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09 Jul 2018 02:21

achievement unlocked at the end of this video = (( youtube = powerpyx ))
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05 May 2019 20:48

This achievement is missable.

During the New Orleans mission, you will eventually meet Horton and then mount a tamed Panzerhund with the task of making your way across the city towards the next objective. For the purposes of this achievement, you cannot kill any enemies with the Panzerhund.

This may sound difficult, but there is one simple workaround: unmount the mechanical beast and finish this section of the mission on foot. Yes, it's that easy. Since you'll likely be attempting this on the "Bring 'em on!" difficulty anyways, this portion of the mission shouldn't be too troublesome to deal with normally. Utilizing your own weaponry, make your way through the streets and towards the sewers. Once you have fallen into the sewers and come back up to street level, this achievement will unlock.

NOTE: This achievement is considered missable since there is no Panzerhund ride when revisiting this district.

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This achievement is missable.

During the New Orleans mission, you will eventually meet Horton and then mount a tamed Panzerhund with the task of making your way across the city towards the next objective. For the purposes of this achievement, you cannot kill any enemies with the Panzerhund.

This may sound difficult, but there is one simple workaround: unmount the mechanical beast and finish this section of the mission on foot. Yes, it's that easy. Since you'll likely be attempting this on the "Bring 'em on!" difficulty anyways, this portion of the mission shouldn't be too troublesome to deal with normally. Utilizing your own weaponry, make your way through the streets and towards the sewers. Once you have fallen into the sewers and come back up to street level, this achievement will unlock.

NOTE: This achievement is considered missable since there is no Panzerhund ride when revisiting this district.

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Did it on hard, got off the dog on , ran and killed everyone. Returned to the “horse” and, like in a parade, reached a hole in the floor in the catacombs in splendid isolation and voila trophy
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28 Oct 2017 15:51

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You don't have to touch the Panzerhund at all. We leave it at the beginning of the map and walk the entire location. The trophy will appear when we jump into a gap with water in the catacombs.
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By Proximan87 on 07 Nov 2017 18:34
It works, you don’t have to ride the iron dog, drive a couple of meters at the beginning and get off, then walk!
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By Brilliant_Dragon on 16 Jan 2018 20:21
Hint from Proximan does not work (((
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By qaz76 on 04 Dec 2017 18:46
I saw a couple of videos, and only one helped me. The point is this. Before they give us this dog, there is a location where we clear the area from enemies and climb the stairs where they give us a hand, so, before that, go to the settings and change the difficulty to “well, go ahead,” then save, and only then go up the stairs Next, they give us a dog, ride it as long as you can, and after its death, run to the hole in the floor, lick it out of the water, go to the big guy and voila. At least that's how it helped me. Don't change the difficulty of the game when you've already been given a dog.
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By darkbridge on 16 Mar 2018 17:11
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I took the advice from bonza2005, but only killed the first part of the Nazis and got on the Panzerhund, rode it until they killed him. It is important to never kill. When our horse is killed, we simply run further, you can be in stealth, or you can kill left and right. I think that you can do it even simpler, just ride the panzer from the very beginning, and after he is killed, just break further to the sewer.
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02 Nov 2017 02:58