A Story About Farting

A Story About Farting

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First Fart!

First Fart!

The first fart is the hardest

94.6%
Bite of sausage!

Bite of sausage!

After eating sausage, it's time for farting

86.9%
Chew it!

Chew it!

Before farting, you have to eat

81.5%
Fart beautiful as a butterfly!

Fart beautiful as a butterfly!

Some farts smell lovely

75.3%
Gas killer!

Gas killer!

The smell of this fart can kill you!

70.7%
Cockroaches under the pillows!

Cockroaches under the pillows!

Sleep sweetly, princess

71.5%
Does your old man know you're a devourer?

Does your old man know you're a devourer?

Your old man beeps and farts too!

69.2%
We're farting not sleeping!

We're farting not sleeping!

What would life be without farting?

67.6%
Burp and fart and then eat!

Burp and fart and then eat!

Fart and eat! That's life.

63.0%
Enjoy your meal, glutton!

Enjoy your meal, glutton!

In farting is the color of heaven and love

61.5%
Ah, these women! A man would eat them by the spoonful!

Ah, these women! A man would eat them by the spoonful!

Women fart always in a cheerful manner

58.4%
You're a fat guy!

You're a fat guy!

Fat or not - don't worry be happy!

56.9%
May you burst!

May you burst!

The farts are adorable

56.1%
Stinky business

Stinky business

Business is the basis of everything, just like farting

48.4%
Kill me with your breath!

Kill me with your breath!

Fart gives life and sometimes kills....

46.1%
Cow, served!

Cow, served!

A cow also farts, and sometimes it stinks

44.6%
Porker!

Porker!

Fat or not, eat and fart!

43.8%
Body positive

Body positive

Every person is beautiful!

43.8%
Set the fart free!

Set the fart free!

Release the fart, loosen the blockage in the butt

42.3%
Man, I would eat something!

Man, I would eat something!

I mean seriously I would have already eaten something....

41.5%
Beggars can't be choosers

Beggars can't be choosers

The truth and it's holy!

40.7%
Hocus pocus, fart!

Hocus pocus, fart!

Abracadabra!

40.0%
A rooster on a stick!

A rooster on a stick!

What is going on here!

40.0%
I'm going to explode!

I'm going to explode!

or let out a fart...

40.0%
Play, music!

Play, music!

Mozart farted too

40.0%
The roosters are also farting!

The roosters are also farting!

We all fart, that's life :)

39.2%
Farts can be surprising!

Farts can be surprising!

Everyone knows about it

39.2%
Folks, someone has overeaten here!

Folks, someone has overeaten here!

I like this feeling :D

39.2%
Fart and listen!

Fart and listen!

Are we listening to music or maybe farting?

39.2%
Appetite comes with eating

Appetite comes with eating

I absolutely agree with this!

39.2%
Big belly, big power!

Big belly, big power!

Do you have that too?

40.0%
The Pig in Wonderland

The Pig in Wonderland

And that divine smile....

39.2%
Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers to the ladies and gentlemen

36.1%
I would sooner fail than give up

I would sooner fail than give up

Les visiteurs it was a great movie!

36.1%
Pregnancy belly

Pregnancy belly

This is just the last pizza :D

38.4%
Still not enough for him!

Still not enough for him!

There will never be enough

38.4%
Dancing, carousing, frolic!

Dancing, carousing, frolic!

As Mr. Thaddeus used to say

38.4%
Is there an explosion coming?

Is there an explosion coming?

Yes, it is possible!

38.4%
Axe, hoe, naked woman!

Axe, hoe, naked woman!

As the Polish proverb says

38.4%
Loosen up your fart!

Loosen up your fart!

It will come out to your health!

38.4%
Bombardment with farts

Bombardment with farts

Mercilessly!

38.4%
Monster or belly?

Monster or belly?

In my opinion, both

37.6%
Ladies and gentlemen, burp with us!

Ladies and gentlemen, burp with us!

And all together, but louder!

36.1%
A swine and a pig in one!

A swine and a pig in one!

So it goes, the very truth

36.1%
Flies like vultures!

Flies like vultures!

Pretty disgusting

36.1%
Even a fly farts!

Even a fly farts!

Gasses like to fly

36.1%
You look bad from your belly

You look bad from your belly

but it could have been worse

38.4%
We will be torn apart by farts, not crows!

We will be torn apart by farts, not crows!

There was even once such a book

36.1%
Countdown to explosion

Countdown to explosion

Any minute now...

33.0%
Explosion! There was even once such a book

Explosion! There was even once such a book

Congratulations!!! The farts are finally free!

32.3%
Lecher!

Lecher!

You would be ashamed of yourself!

22.3%
You swine!

You swine!

You are disgusting is an understatement!

16.1%
Flies fly to shit

Flies fly to shit

But you are beautiful!

25.3%
Flatulence Fanatic

Flatulence Fanatic

Sniff the scent of victory.

21.5%
Stench Enthusiast

Stench Enthusiast

Dive deep into the aroma abyss.

20.7%
Burp Novice

Burp Novice

Bask in the belch symphony.

16.9%
Pungent Connoisseur

Pungent Connoisseur

Master the art of odorous excellence!

13.0%
Gasoline Lover

Gasoline Lover

Fuel your obsession with foul fumes.

13.0%
Nostril Nightmare

Nostril Nightmare

Haunt the nasal passages with horror!

12.3%
Fartologist

Fartologist

Analyze the anatomy of flatulence!

12.3%
Flatulence Aficionado

Flatulence Aficionado

Devote yourself to the art of gas!

11.5%
Toxicologist

Toxicologist

Study the chemistry of stench!

11.5%
Fart Factory

Fart Factory

Manufacture a plethora of pungency!

10.0%
Stinkologist

Stinkologist

Explore the science of stink!

9.2%
Gaseous Gambler

Gaseous Gambler

Bet on the unpredictability of gas!

8.4%
Aromatic Maestro

Aromatic Maestro

Conduct the orchestra of odor!

8.4%
Belly Beatboxer

Belly Beatboxer

Rhythmically rumble your gut!

8.4%
Gas Guru

Gas Guru

Achieve enlightenment through emissions.

8.4%
Pungent Picasso

Pungent Picasso

Paint with the palette of putrid!

7.6%
Flatulence Philanthropist

Flatulence Philanthropist

Generously share the gift of gas.

7.6%
Stench Samurai

Stench Samurai

Wield the sword of stink!

7.6%
Gassy Guardian

Gassy Guardian

Gassy Protect the realms with potent gas!

7.6%
Farting Fascinator

Farting Fascinator

Fascinate with formidable flatulence

7.6%
Odorous Overlord

Odorous Overlord

Dominate with your noxious dominance!

7.6%
Malodorous Maestro

Malodorous Maestro

Master the maestro of malodorous melodies.

8.4%
Bovine Blaster

Bovine Blaster

Unleash the bovine blast!

14.6%
Porcine Puffer

Porcine Puffer

Puff up with porcine prowess.

12.3%
Piggy Perfumer

Piggy Perfumer

Craft putrid piggy perfumes!

11.5%
Farting Farmer

Farting Farmer

Farm farts with fervor.

10.7%
Swine Symphony

Swine Symphony

Symphonize the swinish sounds!

8.4%
Stenchy Sow

Stenchy Sow

Sow stench with swagger

8.4%
Fetid Farrower

Fetid Farrower

Farrow forth fetid fumes.

8.4%
Gassy Grunter

Gassy Grunter

Grunter with gusto.

8.4%
Snorting_Scentmaster

Snorting_Scentmaster

Master of snorting scents.

8.4%
Swine Squaller

Swine Squaller

Squaller from swine.

8.4%
Stinkhog Hero

Stinkhog Hero

Hero of the stinkhog

8.4%
Fetid Fart Fanfare

Fetid Fart Fanfare

Fanfare of fetid farts

8.4%
Flatulence Fury

Flatulence Fury

Fury of flatulence

8.4%
Rump Ripper

Rump Ripper

Rip the rump with force.

8.4%
Blast Brigade

Blast Brigade

Lead the brigade of blasts.

8.4%
Gas Geyser

Gas Geyser

Erupt with gas

8.4%
Farting Phenom

Farting Phenom

Achieve legendary status through farting

8.4%
Stench Commander

Stench Commander

Command the stench with authority

8.4%
Belch Berserker

Belch Berserker

Go berserk with belches.

8.4%
Toxic Typhoon

Toxic Typhoon

Cause a toxic typhoon

8.4%
Gaseous Gladiator

Gaseous Gladiator

Battle as a gaseous gladiator

8.4%
Belch Bombardier

Belch Bombardier

Bombard with belches.

8.4%
Stench Sovereign

Stench Sovereign

Assert sovereignty over stench

8.4%
Stink Stalwart

Stink Stalwart

Stalwart in the realm of stink.

8.4%
Foul Fragrance Fiend

Foul Fragrance Fiend

Embrace the essence of foul fiendishness!

1.5%