Blue-Collar Astronaut

Blue-Collar Astronaut

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Done did everything

Done did everything

You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

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Student loan unlocked!

Student loan unlocked!

What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?

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Master of student loans

Master of student loans

Not one, but two for the price of two!

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Dr. Loans DSD.

Dr. Loans DSD.

Doctorate prestige will vary.

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Trail Blazer

Trail Blazer

Who put these cones here?

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Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing

Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing

We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

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Got further than Don

Got further than Don

Next stop, riches!

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Shiny!

Shiny!

All that glitters is not Au.

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Payin' down the plastic

Payin' down the plastic

Look at you. So responsible.

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Studious

Studious

Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

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Loan down!

Loan down!

The future is bright…er!

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Pizza Perfect

Pizza Perfect

The pizza is safe… for now.

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10-4 Good Buddy

10-4 Good Buddy

You've trucked all there is to truck.

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I pity the schoo!

I pity the schoo!

Teacher's pet.

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Pizza robot got nothin' on me

Pizza robot got nothin' on me

In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

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Outta my grill

Outta my grill

Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

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With honors

With honors

The classiest of the top of the class.

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Pizza without fail

Pizza without fail

No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

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The way of the space road

The way of the space road

Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

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Keep those expenses low

Keep those expenses low

Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

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Get it there cheap

Get it there cheap

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

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Semi… expensive

Semi… expensive

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

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Kid genius

Kid genius

Finished school in under 10 minutes!

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No money back

No money back

Pizza on time. Every. Time.

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Sleep is overrated

Sleep is overrated

Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

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Not a scratch!

Not a scratch!

The resale value has held up amazingly!

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I AM ASTRONAUT

I AM ASTRONAUT

Stared into the void. Laughed.

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Keep it topped off

Keep it topped off

You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

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Master of time

Master of time

Time is relatively precious.

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Living on a prayer

Living on a prayer

WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

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<Insert kitty poster>

<Insert kitty poster>

Hang in there.

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ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

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You're a hero!

You're a hero!

Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

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There can only be one

There can only be one

Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.

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Oh no!

Oh no!

If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

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Asteroid defense could use more funding

Asteroid defense could use more funding

It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

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Thanks for playing!

Thanks for playing!

...and thanks for checking out the credits!

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These things happen

These things happen

Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

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Hey! I'm napping here!

Hey! I'm napping here!

Let sleeping truckers lie.

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Buy more sticky notes

Buy more sticky notes

A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

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One year in

One year in

It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Master of the normal

Master of the normal

Aint nobody done normals like me.

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Thy core is of a hard persuasion

Thy core is of a hard persuasion

The hardcore do understand.

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