We Don't Need No Stinking Ladders!
You got 60 jumps, and I am not impressed, because you are obviously cheating! You must have a jet pack or something. Still, it won't get easier.
You got 90 jumps.
We are fashioning an idol where we can worship you from.
You are either a kryptonian, or a god, and we are not taking any chances. It will not get easier from here.
You got 100 jumps.
It's settled, you are a god living amongst us. Everything is easy for you, and I will never doubt you again. I will give myself 100 lashes as penance.
You are Neo from the Matrix.
This is the only explanation for getting 70 jumps. It won't get any easier, but that doesn't matter to you. Bend the spoon dude!