Coffee Crisis

Coffee Crisis

48 Achievements

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Barista Brawler

Barista Brawler

Complete game with Ashley

3.6%
Iron Savior

Iron Savior

Complete game with Nick

4.4%
Making the Dream Work

Making the Dream Work

Complete game in co-op mode

3.4% 1 Guide
Coffee forgin’

Coffee forgin’

Complete stage 1

28.0%
Straight Outta the Street

Straight Outta the Street

Complete stage 2

16.8%
Strike Out

Strike Out

Complete stage 3

15.0%
Riverside Savage

Riverside Savage

Complete stage 4

9.0%
Country Punchkin

Country Punchkin

Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee

8.3% 1 Guide
Industrial Sabotage

Industrial Sabotage

Complete stage 6

6.3%
Trippin' It up

Trippin' It up

Complete stage 7

5.9%
Martian Maniacs

Martian Maniacs

Complete stage 8

5.0%
Search Your Feelings

Search Your Feelings

Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B.

5.0% 1 Guide
Effing Overlord

Effing Overlord

Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord

5.0% 1 Guide
Straight Outta' the Park

Straight Outta' the Park

Defeat bouncers in stage 3

15.2%
AI Destroyer

AI Destroyer

Defeat robot boss in stage 6

6.3%
You Can Probe me Any Time

You Can Probe me Any Time

Defeat Big Blue Alien boss in stage 8

17.2%
Alien Anihilator

Alien Anihilator

Defeat 25 aliens

18.2%
Enemy Abductor

Enemy Abductor

Defeat 25 enemies

22.9%
Caffeine Addict

Caffeine Addict

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up

8.9%
Coffee Chugger

Coffee Chugger

Complete mini-game

16.2%
Destructive Vandal

Destructive Vandal

Destroy one of each type of breakable object

7.1%
You've Done this Before

You've Done this Before

Earn an extra life from high score

21.3%
I am Alien Chow

I am Alien Chow

Lose 25 lives

7.5%
Smurglian Scout

Smurglian Scout

Complete the game thrice

3.4%
I'm the Boss Now

I'm the Boss Now

Beat a boss with max health

13.0% 1 Guide
Extra Cheese

Extra Cheese

Activate a level password

11.0% 1 Guide
The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning

The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning

Activate a cheat code

4.4%
Livin' it up

Livin' it up

Collect 25 lives

5.1%
I'm Invincible!

I'm Invincible!

Collect 25 invincibility powerups

4.4% 1 Guide
Attackinator

Attackinator

Collect 25 extra attack powerups

4.3% 1 Guide
Overachiever

Overachiever

Achievement awarded to achievers who achieve all of the achievements

3.1% 1 Guide
BR00TAL

BR00TAL

Complete game on Metal difficulty

3.3% 1 Guide
ÜBER BR00TAL

ÜBER BR00TAL

Complete game on Death Metal difficulty

3.1% 1 Guide
Metal Master

Metal Master

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes

3.1% 1 Guide
Speed Metal

Speed Metal

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes

3.2% 1 Guide
Rocking the Metal Jesus

Rocking the Metal Jesus

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks

6.6% 1 Guide
Repent, Sinner!

Repent, Sinner!

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin

4.2% 1 Guide
Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Complete Stage 11

3.9%
AI Destroyer Mark II

AI Destroyer Mark II

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again

4.0% 1 Guide
Cog in the Machine

Cog in the Machine

Complete Stage 12

3.9%
Groupie Playa

Groupie Playa

Complete Stage 13

3.9%
Head Banging

Head Banging

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss

3.9%
Mosh Pit

Mosh Pit

Complete Stage 14

3.9%
Galactic Savior

Galactic Savior

Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester

3.9% 1 Guide
Lurker

Lurker

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight

3.4% 1 Guide
Guitar Shredding

Guitar Shredding

Use a Guitar weapon

8.3% 1 Guide
Payback

Payback

Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon

7.6% 1 Guide
Jared the Mayonaise

Jared the Mayonaise

Kill 25 Mayo enemies

4.4% 1 Guide