Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard Achievements and Trophies

King of Hazard Land!

Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

Platinum

Very Rare

7.0%

It's HAZARD TIME!

Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Bronze

Common

97.4% 1 Guide

Take 5.

Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

Bronze

Common

86.6% 3 Guides

Straight-A Student

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

Bronze

Common

82.3% 2 Guides

Hands-On Approach

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Bronze

Common

82.2% 3 Guides

Eat FIST!

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Bronze

Rare

28.5% 4 Guides

Feeling Punchy

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Silver

Rare

36.8% 4 Guides

Headache

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Bronze

Common

71.3% 2 Guides

Migraine

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

Bronze

Common

56.7% 2 Guides

Head of the Class

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Silver

Rare

42.4% 1 Guide

Better Than One

Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

Silver

Rare

28.8% 1 Guide

Plink

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

Bronze

Rare

40.4% 1 Guide

Pull!

Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"

Bronze

Very Rare

14.5% 2 Guides

Auto Dealer

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Bronze

Rare

26.1% 1 Guide

Russian Attack

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Bronze

Rare

28.7% 1 Guide

Peekaboo...I Shot You!

Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Bronze

Rare

29.6% 1 Guide

Blind Luck

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Bronze

Rare

30.9% 2 Guides

Second Amendment

Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Bronze

Rare

20.1% 2 Guides

Say "No" to Pots

Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Bronze

Very Rare

9.4% 4 Guides

Fire Hazard

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Bronze

Very Rare

9.6% 2 Guides

Uncovered

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Bronze

Rare

40.6% 1 Guide

Boom

Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

Bronze

Very Rare

11.1%

No Pain, No Gain

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Bronze

Rare

30.1% 1 Guide

Maxx Karnage

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Bronze

Very Rare

11.2% 2 Guides

Shield Master

Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

Bronze

Very Rare

9.6% 3 Guides

Just a Flesh Wound

Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Silver

Rare

24.2% 3 Guides

Hazard Avoider

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Bronze

Rare

15.3% 1 Guide

Pseudo-Hazard

Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

Silver

Very Rare

9.7%

Hazard Master

Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

Gold

Very Rare

7.2% 7 Guides

Multiplayer Master! Secret Achievement

"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Rare

15.3% 1 Guide

...Where Credit is Due

Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Silver

Rare

17.6% 4 Guides

Disco is Dead Secret Achievement

Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Common

72.2% 1 Guide

Stung Secret Achievement

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Common

64.8% 1 Guide

Head Cheese Secret Achievement

Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Very Rare

14.4% 1 Guide

Meat Your Maker Secret Achievement

Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Very Rare

11.5% 2 Guides

Draw Secret Achievement

Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Very Rare

12.7% 1 Guide

Bedlam Basher Secret Achievement

Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Very Rare

10.1% 5 Guides

Dances With Guns Secret Achievement

Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Very Rare

10.2%

Russian to the Finish Secret Achievement

Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Rare

39.1% 1 Guide

Deja-Vu Secret Achievement

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Rare

28.8% 1 Guide

Death Hazard Secret Achievement

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Rare

25.9% 3 Guides

Housing Crisis Secret Achievement

Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Rare

25.7% 1 Guide

Pure Energy Secret Achievement

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Rare

19.8% 1 Guide

Well, I Heard Them Scream Secret Achievement

Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Very Rare

12.3%

Tramm Ride Secret Achievement

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Silver

Rare

19.6% 1 Guide

Your Turn Secret Achievement

Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Rare

17.7% 2 Guides

Talk! Secret Achievement

"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Rare

17.7% 1 Guide

Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Secret Achievement

Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Silver

Rare

16.9% 1 Guide

Observe the Grenade Secret Achievement

Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bronze

Very Rare

7.4% 4 Guides

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Secret Achievement

Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Silver

Rare

15.3%

Meet Quentin. Secret Achievement

Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Gold

Rare

15.3% 2 Guides

Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard

Earn all Trophies in the game. "You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

Start your first game. "Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Pause the game for the first time. "Hey...come back here and play!"

Complete all of the in-game tutorials. "Like I had any choice..."

Defeat an enemy using melee combat. "I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Perform 10 single-hit melee kills. "In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat. "Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Score 20 headshots. "A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Score 50 headshots. "That's using your head!"

Score 100 headshots. "Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Score two headshots with one bullet. "Eat lead...both of you!"

Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol. "Frag you."

Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun. "That was a blast!"

Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun. "You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47. "They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle. "Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Kill 25 enemies using blind fire. "Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Kill at least one enemy with every available gun. "The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Shoot 30 potted plants. "Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers. "Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Destroy 20 destructible cover objects. "I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Blow up 50 explosive objects. "Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you. "That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Collect 20 Hazard pickups. "Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Collect 20 Master Shield pickups. "It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

Complete a level without dying. "Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting. "Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting. "Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting. "You've done this before, haven't you?"

Multiplayer Master! Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Watch the credits from beginning to end. "Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Disco is Dead Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Defeat Sonny Tang. "Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Stung Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Defeat Sting Sniperscope. "Your present ends now." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Head Cheese Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots. "Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Meat Your Maker Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker. "Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Draw Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters. "Now all we need is the spaghetti..." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Bedlam Basher Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack. "Good for you. Coward." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Dances With Guns Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed. "Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Russian to the Finish Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Defeat General Neutronov. "From Hazard, With Love." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Deja-Vu Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3. "Your present ends now. Again." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Death Hazard Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills. "Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Housing Crisis Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Escape from Dexter's mansion. "I gotta get me a house like THAT!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Pure Energy Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol. "Blaster? I hardly know 'er!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Well, I Heard Them Scream Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle. "Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Tramm Ride Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm. "One-two shot right to the tentacles." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Your Turn Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Defeat Altos Tratus. "Forecast for the next level: no more clouds." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Talk! Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy." Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7. "I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Observe the Grenade Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher. "Test the grenades: check!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle. "Like I said…" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Meet Quentin. Secret Achievement Secret Achievement

Meet Quentin. "DUDE!!!!!" Details for this achievement will be revealed once unlocked

Multiplayer Master! Secret Achievement

Disco is Dead Secret Achievement

Stung Secret Achievement

Head Cheese Secret Achievement

Meat Your Maker Secret Achievement

Draw Secret Achievement

Bedlam Basher Secret Achievement

Dances With Guns Secret Achievement

Russian to the Finish Secret Achievement

Deja-Vu Secret Achievement

Death Hazard Secret Achievement

Housing Crisis Secret Achievement

Pure Energy Secret Achievement

Well, I Heard Them Scream Secret Achievement

Tramm Ride Secret Achievement

Your Turn Secret Achievement

Talk! Secret Achievement

Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Secret Achievement

Observe the Grenade Secret Achievement

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Secret Achievement

Meet Quentin. Secret Achievement